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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
having to spell bollocks for a stenographer actually made the whole thing much more bearable
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the thing about attention seeking behavior is that if I'd like to meet and interact with people it's helpful if they're able to perceive me
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 01/10/2026
here’s 3 minutes of trent reznor being really normal to keyboards
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's theraflu matcha season
A mug of matcha with theraflu in it
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here he is
black kitten sitting on a cat donut
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a few months ago I remembered I had a Dropbox account and that pretty much the only thing in there was an unfinished Twine game about intergenerational dysfunction and getting shitfaced in a haunted house
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I work for someone whose building has a wifi doorbell that only works when the WiFi is up and when we discuss whether the landlord will fix it I say, unlikely, because he probably still thinks he is very clever for having installed it
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well the Hitachi exploded today
Hitachi magic wand burnt with the cord detached burnt satin pillowcase
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Second printing coming up. Message me to pre-order. $25, Free shipping within the US.
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like the hospital --- I like the hospital I like the beds I like the blankets I like the meds I like the nurses I like the IV I like the rolls and I like the tea www.patreon.com/mwissig/post...
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I like the hospital | Milo Wissig
I like the hospital I like the beds I like the blankets I like the meds I like the nurses I like the IV I like the rolls and I like the t
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the first thing you should do when you start HRT is open a Roth IRA because believe it or not you're gonna be here tomorrow
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*bricking myself into a wine cellar* for the love of god Pagliacci
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Think about how bad you have to fuck up as a parent for your child to choose the state over you!
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Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Always has been!
Shel Silverstein's Homework Machine poem, with the illustration showing that the 'machine' is powered by a hidden person inside writing the homework.
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Metoidioplasty (Stage I) The day I got my nutsack installed, I had sashimi the night before with a dominatrix I met on Twitter during lockdown. No sake before surgery. I crashed at her place and slipped out at five in the morning. (1/3) www.patreon.com/mwissig/post...
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Metoidioplasty (Stage I) | Milo Wissig
The day I got my nutsack installed, I had sashimi the night before with a dominatrix I met on Twitter during lockdown. No sake before surger
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
do you ever think about how much gallery conventions define what you make as an artist like I would prefer to work on paper but I avoid it because galleries demand those pieces framed which I can't afford financially or logistically despite paper itself being small and cheap
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
geodes are nature's gacha
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They do NOT make prayer books like they used to
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I heard someone going crazy in my bedroom immediately after I made my bed
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hot take: the reason creme savers and altoid sours were gone for so long is that each piece lasted long enough and was so flavorful people didn't binge eat them and only bought a modest amount despite loving them and candy companies didn't consider that viable
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My friend Eric is trying to pay his rent gofund.me/82b68153e
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Donate to Help Eric Stay in His Home, organized by Eric Miller
I’m Eric, and I’m asking for help as I work to keep a roof over my head and stay current on my … Eric Miller needs your support for Help Eric Stay in His Home
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
Ķ
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
you're in new york. you can already do that. you can already do all of this.
Wonder: come inside when you're craving pizza and shawarma
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have sold several books of poetry to a community that, 20 years ago when we first met, would not have let me live it down for like the rest of my life if I'd so much as tried to give one away for free. one more and I'll break even on materials.
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
great, gail, now i'm going to have to go down ANOTHER research rabbit hole to investigate THIS claim
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The Trouble with Triscuits
Though the "electricity biscuit" thesis is plausible, killjoy historians need more evidence.
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Berensreverie @berensreverie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Holy fucking update I found pics other people took online and apparently some folks were holding funeral rite for him
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Black-Crowned Night" a short hand-bound book of poetry with linocut cover and two internal linocuts. $25+shipping. First edition limited to 22 copies. Message me to buy one.
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I've just listened to the song "Wide Open Spaces" for the first time as an adult and realized the protagonist is a grown woman, not a 12-year-old girl who has convinced her parents to release her into the Montana wilderness
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🎉 IT'S LIVE 🎉 The game industry hardship fund itch bundle made in partnership with @necrosoftgames.com is HERE. Over 100 games for $10+ bucks: all funds (save for itch fees) go directly to the UVW-CWA Game Worker Hardship Fund. GOOD GAMES FOR A GOOD CAUSE👇 itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Game industry hardship fund by Necrosoft Games and 109 others
Game industry hardship fund: 127 items for $10.00
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
every so often I remember that when I was in my late teens and early twenties I would eat what I would call depression porridge which is when you basically cook wheat paste and modify it until you can eat it because you are hungry and can't convince yourself anything else is food
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Medusa but her hair is an anaconda
Medusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey chiton and stubbornly strides to the left, dragging the heavy snake, which trails sullenly along behindMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. It is completely coiled around her, leaving only her angry yellow eyes visible, and a single hand lifted to flip off the worldMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She wears a grey towel and is scrubbing the snake. A bar of soap sits in a small puddle off to the leftMedusa with a single anaconda for hair. She sits, drumming her fingers impatiently, while in the background the anaconda digests some large prey
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you're on Medicaid in nyc you can call this number and get free frozen meals, bread and yogurt delivered to your house twice a week almost immediately scn.metcouncil.org/programs
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Our Programs | Screening, Food, Home Safety & Care | Met Council SCN
Met Council screens Medicaid members and delivers nutritious food, home safety services, and ongoing care management, all covered by Medicaid at no cost.
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Test prints
Test print of a book of poetry with linocut and text of The Manhattan Schist (see feed for full text)
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Thought I saw a guy in a The Body Keeps the Score t-shirt then I remembered that is a Matisse
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Anything that could possibly be in a prequel to A Christmas Carol is already in A Christmas Carol unless it centers what he did when it wasn't Christmas
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
cis people love to make up arbitrary rules off the top of their heads about how trans people are allowed to live and interact with society with absolutely no experiential basis, and then immediately follow it up with "that's how it is, I don't make the rules"
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
maybe one of the weirdest things cis people do on the regular is "I believe i am cool with trans people and I am fully aware that being trans means you have or have had certain body parts but I'll misgender you for the rest of my life if you ever let me perceive them"
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Takuo Matsuzawa @matsuzawa.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Phoenix fountain pen made in support of Wajima's recovery — long overdue, but finally finished and shipped — reached its new owner today. They are delighted with it, and I can breathe again. The phoenix rises from the ashes. There could be no better symbol for Wajima.
The Phoenix fountain pen
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Marigold Merrygoround @marigocchi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
:wishbone the dog dressed completely in black robes with a sick dog muzzle at a writing desk in a palace: Memory oppresses me. Having been reared among the torturers, I have never known my father or my mother. No more did my brother apprentices know theirs. From time to time....
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If you want to avoid using trans people's pronouns the simplest way to do so is to befriend us in which case we will be speaking in the second person
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Would you like to all hear the most absurd and bizarre and possibly ridiculous health update? So. For almost two years now I have been developing a reaction to all but a couple foods. One spot in the back of my mouth itched like CRAZY, and sometimes it would cause a spasm.
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It is the year 2026 and there is no longer a social consensus on how high or low the waist of your pants is supposed to be in either extreme, go hog wild
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Stumptown Sparkling Citrus Americano: this tastes like straight white claw vomit, it's good though
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SPine (tingling) Cellar (OOOoooo) 💀 @pinecellar.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Amazing things are happening in China, including used truck sales
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bowl @bowl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I grew up around a very specific group of readers who if they begin to feel a text is holding their hand it makes them want to throw the book out the fucking window and this is maybe why I have such a small audience today
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