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BoundbySeitan

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29 he/him Chef Weeb Enthusiast Twitters dead, long live Twiter

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sorry for calling your band crappy I thought you knew
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Donald Trump is gonna scrub the January 6 insurrection from all of the American history school books. We must fight to keep the truth alive or we won’t know who we are.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
For the next 4 years, I’m not an American. I’m an ex-pat residing here. Who’s with me?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Funny because true.
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !
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Boogie💫 @zeusflexn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Her when you cracking jokes and she ain’t ate yet 😭
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
They told me my English degree was worthless and yet here I am using words to get 12 likes on the internet so
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GreyWeirdo @greyweirdo.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage. Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger. Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive. Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty. Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it. Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Deez nuts are an echo chamber
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Thee Aries @giftedasia.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If you had that Rugrats in Paris tape and it was orange, you real af
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MK 🦋 @mkthegolfer.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Playing the victim when you’re bothering people who didn’t do anything to you is wild
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I see what he did there.
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GOP to quietly move Matt Gaetz to a new parish.
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killer kung-fu wolf bitch is spooky 🎃 @gogoyubari888.blacksky.app · 23/11/2024
Few solid niggas left but ITS NOT ENOUGH
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You either die an Ernie or live long enough to see yourself become a Bert.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Numerous times this week, I’ve learned of news breaking on Bluesky before Twitter. In the past, it’s only ever been Twitter. Bodes well for the future of this site. Small note: I wish there was a way to segment notifications (people I follow, mentions, etc). cc @jay.bsky.team
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Mya ✨ @aymmij.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
"How many times have you listened to the new Kendrick album?" Me: MUSTAAAAAARDDDD
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SAKE.aM 🍶 @sakeandmiyazaki.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This nigga Kendrick went to therapy and got worse.
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention
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Eli N. @nachos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Soak a cloth in flammable liquid.
Withdraw all appeals to the International Criminal Court.
Stuff the cloth into a glass bottle, leaving a couple inches exposed.
Agree to forbid refugees from returning home.
Using a funnel, fill the bottle halfway or more with flammable liquid.
Remove non-Zionist content from
Kindergarten textbooks.
Resoak the exposed wick and light it.
Renounce BDS, help market the occupier's film festivals.
larget a hard surface, such as an engine grill.
Refrain from acts of incitement such as use of the word "Palestine."
Repeat until the invading occupiers retreat.
Accept limited self-rule in demilitarized enclaves outside the invaders' colonies and mililary encampments.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ah, yes, the legendary Badlands Tweets!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Ouch. But he has a point.
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Modern politics is people making bad decisions and then getting mad at Democrats for not stopping them
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 21/11/2024
In all seriousness, find + start supporting your local Farmers Markets.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The hubris is apparent to all, and it will prove his undoing.
Tweet by Elon Musk saying

“They will be summoned to the United States of America to explain their censorship and threats to American citizens”

with quote tweet by Karen Piper saying, “Now Elon Musk is threatening the British government.”
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.
Post by Charlotte Clymer:

Every transphobic argument can basically be boiled down to: "I actually don't know the science at all or have a good argument here, but trans people challenge my long held view of the world and it's very uncomfortable and everyone should be expected to move around my discomfort."
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Eli N. @nachos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The perspective of Trump supporters is civil
There is no war in Ba Sing Se meme
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
It’s not a Russian spy ring. It’s a Justice Department graphic showing Venmo payments to girls by Gaetz and Greenberg.
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 21/11/2024
AHT AHT.
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a man is spraying a boy with a bottle of water .
ALT: a man is spraying a boy with a bottle of water .
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 21/11/2024
Will always love how long it took some people to realize who Vic ETHANOL was based off of.
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a man wearing a hat that says chicago is smiling
Alt: Ify wearing a black hat with the transgender symbol is smiling and flexing
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Raw unvarnished truth here.
Post from Adam If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report.

Just fyi
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Marjie Alonso @marjiealonso.com · 19/11/2024
While many men are enjoying the #womeninmalefields videos, many men are not, warning women that if they don’t stop making these videos, the men are going to take their toys and go home. If the women would just tell them where the toys are kept. open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...
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Women In Male Fields
The problem with writing posts in a responsible manner, with enough time to ponder and rework and edit and so on, is that one might, at the last minute, decide to submit it for publication somewhere e...
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Schiggys ⛓️ @schiggys.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Making yugioh my entire personality and source of my self worth and getting tilted over a prize of $10 store credit call that #WomeninMaleFields
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Holistic Hoochie @hi-imbuddy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Before y’all make those annoying skeets, Yes we like: Stretch marks Fupas Bellies Big arms Big legs BBWs
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I Smoked Kirkmas @dknight10k.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
There you have it. Texas is the first state to officially offer up their state for the concentration camps
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Herbiⓥore @herbivoreclub.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
#NationalButterDay #ButterDay 🧈
A tweet from user Zacchary Bird reads: "vegan food is so good these days we’ve gone from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter to This Is A Legal Notice From The Dairy Industry To Stop Calling It Butter Because People Can’t Tell The Difference."
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Herbiⓥore @herbivoreclub.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
People are often afraid to admit plantbased food tastes good, it removes an excuse and prompts them to change. You could tell someone a banana is vegan and they would slow-motion chew for a moment while they decide whether or not to finish it 🍌
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vegan_front @ardentbreath.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So wait, I can post my vegan food here without somebody telling me that plants feel pain? 🌱☯️✌️
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Bex @wordofgreen.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
"I'd rather die trying to take them down than die giving them what they want." Andor is my favorite Star Wars show
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bobbyod @bobby-o.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Let this be my first post here on Bluesky...
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Travis View @travisview.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's funny that the filmmakers for Scrooged asked "what's the 1980s equivalent of a Victorian-era lender of high interest loans to the desperately poor?" And they came up with "Broadcast television executive."
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
this is fine dot jpeg
a screenshot of a bunch of different new accounts making the same shitpost

DjLockup @djlockup.bsky.social • 1d
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Swiss@sikholiwe.bsky.social • 1d
Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Cbreezy @chriscomethru.bsky.social • 1d
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Midsummer Ex @midsummerex.bsky.social • 12h forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Diary of CEO @noturchailatee.bsky.social • 1d
Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This app can change the world
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Jay: I think social media should be basically common infrastructure that society gets to use and evolve it as society evolves, building a more democratic form of social media to reflect a democratic society.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
You don’t have to subject yourself to slurs and Russian bot farms in order to understand “different perspectives” actually
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