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Just Bacon 🥓

@borntoeatbacon.com
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Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror. *On the spectrum. *My roommate is a cat. *I know were my towel is. #ToyPhotography

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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 39m
I need get my hair shortened. Or maybe just put it in a ponytail and lop the end off? Figure I have about the same odds of fucking it up as the rando lady at the Lady, Best, Super, Janes, Cuts, Clips place. Or just leave it grow in case I want to Trick-R-Treat as Cousin It......
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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 2h
Looking back at it, “Robocop” really underestimated how shitty the future would be.
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Distressed Person in Helmet
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h
The 12 year old boy that lives inside my head would have said "HI ECHO - Echo - echo - echo - o - o - o...."
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1h
CRM software for pirates: Sailsforce
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Ann Koplow @annkoplow.bsky.social · 1h
For anyone who needs this today, here is a picture of Joan.
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m. @mrh2197.bsky.social · 1h
🖤📱 #photography 🐾
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2h
why don’t they call it herfume
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16h
when my daughter went to college I gave it to her straight: do not drink with men or you will eventually get date raped. I actually advised her not to drink at all. why sugar coat it
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 3h
Post a #vampire that isn't Dracula?
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Underworld: Vampire Woman's Terrifying Hiss
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Aviva @aviva2.bsky.social · 4h
It's the most wonderful time of the year 💕
Happy October Eve! Don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for Michael.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 3h
That I believe.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14h
And now this is playing in my head, and I am not mad about it. 😁
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14h
Step cautiously around the securely mounted mirror. Make no sudden moves. If we avoid mirrors all together, maybe our luck will improve? (he says while walking under a ladder)
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14h
I'm so old I saw Oilers and thought you were talking about the NFL. But the worst NFL team is the Browns, so I knew something was wrong. 🙃
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14h
No way! That's 7 more years of bad luck, and I have already had more than my fair share!
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14h
Sweatshirts I believe, but sweaters? 🧐
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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 16h
I wish that women didn't have to open a vein and spill their trauma every time there's a high-profile rape case. We shouldn't have to do that to drive home what a widespread fucking problem this is.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17h
I bet if the ER Doc doesn't hear that once a week they think something is wrong.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17h
Gaffer
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 19h
This playful cat completely made the window cleaner’s day. Original post
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17h
Sweaters just cover up your cool t-shirts. Just say no to sweaters.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 18h
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17h
Isn't it fascinating what shows interest our feline overlords?
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17h
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 18h
I don't blame you at all. I had my doubts, but I had to try it. Don't even know what gave me the idea. Next? Peanut butter and pickled onions!
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 18h
Raw Vidalia
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Tiffany Muller @thetiffanym.bsky.social · 18h
Batty is judging you. You know what you did.
A silver Grey tabby looking at the camera with a very judgey face
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 18h
Yeah, but I didn't think I was being watched.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 18h
I'm a slow learner.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 19h
Peanut butter and onion. Surprisingly tasty.
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Silverlark Media @silverlarkmedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just a burglar and not a killer. 😬
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 21h
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Person Opening an Umbrella
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Rob Arnol @robertarnol.bsky.social · 21h
Morning. ☕️
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 21h
For the sake of their own safety, women are better off believing that it is all men. "Innocent until proven guilty" doesn't float here. That guy who tries to make you feel guilty for assuming the worst of him is quite likely the worst person you will ever meet. Stay safe, trust no one.
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 22h
literally never shutting up again about the #MeToo genre of outrage because last time society was successful in abating our outrage, we didn't see progress we saw a solidification of robust systems designed to protect abusers and minimize abuse last time we calmed down, they doubled down no more!
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 22h
You'd think they would at least update to the Horshack Test by now. 🤔🤪🧐
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Oohooh Pick Me
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Sandrabell Miaurines 🎃 @ghanimapop.bsky.social · 22h
Cuando los michis ganan la batalla por el control del ordenador...
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 23h
Drop some ARTWORK.
Apollo astronaut meets a Grey on the moon.
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Horror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a horror movie with a one word title! 🖤
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
Where do you think Fancy Rats come from?
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Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl @tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jamie Lee Curtis behind the scenes of Halloween (1978) 🎃🎬
Jamie Lee with a pumpkin
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
If you need assistance.....just saying.....
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
I want a sleep study where they can see my dreams and treat those. Or turn them the hell off, even.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
Incredible shot!
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
Looks so relaxing. Especially the complete lack of other humans.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
If you just had it last night the results haven't been evaluated by the Doctor Sleepentstein yet. To the tech you slept through the night (which I never managed), but your brain may have thought otherwise. The Doc report should be enlightening. Good luck.
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
"You get down from there, young man! Get back on the trees where you belong!"
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
Beautiful! 😍
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Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026
Those look so fun! Perfect time too as you will get some migratory customers at the Birb Diner.
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Cartoon Beardy @cartoonbeardy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently I need storage back up supervision
A white and ginger cat sits with its back to the viewer staring at a computer screen
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