Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 39mI need get my hair shortened. Or maybe just put it in a ponytail and lop the end off? Figure I have about the same odds of fucking it up as the rando lady at the Lady, Best, Super, Janes, Cuts, Clips place. Or just leave it grow in case I want to Trick-R-Treat as Cousin It...... 000
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 2hLooking back at it, “Robocop” really underestimated how shitty the future would be.static.klipy.comDistressed Person in HelmetALT: Distressed Person in Helmet 011
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 1hThe 12 year old boy that lives inside my head would have said "HI ECHO - Echo - echo - echo - o - o - o...." 010
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Ann Koplow @annkoplow.bsky.social · 1hFor anyone who needs this today, here is a picture of Joan. 1142
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2hwhy don’t they call it herfume 53410
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 16hwhen my daughter went to college I gave it to her straight: do not drink with men or you will eventually get date raped. I actually advised her not to drink at all. why sugar coat it 45512
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 3hPost a #vampire that isn't Dracula?static.klipy.comUnderworld: Vampire Woman's Terrifying HissALT: Underworld: Vampire Woman's Terrifying Hiss 030
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14hAnd now this is playing in my head, and I am not mad about it. 😁 110
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14hStep cautiously around the securely mounted mirror. Make no sudden moves. If we avoid mirrors all together, maybe our luck will improve? (he says while walking under a ladder) 110
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14hI'm so old I saw Oilers and thought you were talking about the NFL. But the worst NFL team is the Browns, so I knew something was wrong. 🙃 010
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 14hNo way! That's 7 more years of bad luck, and I have already had more than my fair share! 110
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 16hI wish that women didn't have to open a vein and spill their trauma every time there's a high-profile rape case. We shouldn't have to do that to drive home what a widespread fucking problem this is. 114432
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17hI bet if the ER Doc doesn't hear that once a week they think something is wrong. 010
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 19hThis playful cat completely made the window cleaner’s day. Original post 1266679842
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17hSweaters just cover up your cool t-shirts. Just say no to sweaters. 120
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 18hLet this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college. 511926606
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17hIsn't it fascinating what shows interest our feline overlords? 010
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 17hIf you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation 020
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 18hI don't blame you at all. I had my doubts, but I had to try it. Don't even know what gave me the idea. Next? Peanut butter and pickled onions! 010
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Tiffany Muller @thetiffanym.bsky.social · 18hBatty is judging you. You know what you did. 2292
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Silverlark Media @silverlarkmedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just a burglar and not a killer. 😬 1553260
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 21hstatic.klipy.comPerson Opening an UmbrellaALT: Person Opening an Umbrella 000
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 21hFor the sake of their own safety, women are better off believing that it is all men. "Innocent until proven guilty" doesn't float here. That guy who tries to make you feel guilty for assuming the worst of him is quite likely the worst person you will ever meet. Stay safe, trust no one. 060
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 22hliterally never shutting up again about the #MeToo genre of outrage because last time society was successful in abating our outrage, we didn't see progress we saw a solidification of robust systems designed to protect abusers and minimize abuse last time we calmed down, they doubled down no more! 1286
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 22hYou'd think they would at least update to the Horshack Test by now. 🤔🤪🧐static.klipy.comOohooh Pick MeALT: Oohooh Pick Me 010
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Sandrabell Miaurines 🎃 @ghanimapop.bsky.social · 22hCuando los michis ganan la batalla por el control del ordenador... 3211
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Horror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Post a horror movie with a one word title! 🖤 8768
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Amy Koto, TV Fanatic Girl @tvfanaticgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jamie Lee Curtis behind the scenes of Halloween (1978) 🎃🎬 015340
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026I want a sleep study where they can see my dreams and treat those. Or turn them the hell off, even. 110
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026Looks so relaxing. Especially the complete lack of other humans. 010
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026If you just had it last night the results haven't been evaluated by the Doctor Sleepentstein yet. To the tech you slept through the night (which I never managed), but your brain may have thought otherwise. The Doc report should be enlightening. Good luck. 110
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026"You get down from there, young man! Get back on the trees where you belong!" 110
Just Bacon 🥓 @borntoeatbacon.com · 29/09/2026Those look so fun! Perfect time too as you will get some migratory customers at the Birb Diner. 120
Reposted by Just Bacon 🥓Cartoon Beardy @cartoonbeardy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Apparently I need storage back up supervision 1182