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Norismobster

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Love movies, video games, computers, cats. CMDR Borismonster in Elite Dangerous

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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
An actual new Hallowmeme for today.
The two panel "Quiz Kid/Note Passing" meme. The top panel shows a kid passing a note to the kid on the desk in front of him. The kid in front, who's reaching back with a smile on their face, is now Dr. Julian Karswell from "Night of the Demon" (1957). The bottom panel shows Julian turning around with a fearful look after he's opened the note and discovered he's just accepted the cursed runes. Clock's ticking, Doc.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tremendous.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Meanwhile outside the Oval Office...
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Drawing of Jacques Tati who would be 119 today!
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What the fuck is Blank Street?
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think I've got a full run of 'Fear' magazine from the UK kicking around. Might be eBaying it shortly.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's the day the tech bros get rebranded as 'protein'.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/10/2026
Fritz Lang's aMelie
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not often you can describe someone as a great storyteller safe in the knowledge that it's been confirmed by a jury.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
US Department of War: We're super tough warriors. Also US Department of War: We've run away from Britain because there were some lads in vans.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶Brave America ran away...🎶
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is Kemi driving a Panzer IV?
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just a normal man,
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen.
The somewhat phallic Dune 3 poster.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck 'em take City into public ownership.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favourite Escher's.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The movie poster for Eraserhead
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nor the Misuse of Computers Act
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen.
The somewhat phallic Dune 3 poster.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that's good news.
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Professor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pinchly punchit, firstly monthlode! And whiteymost bunnyfloppers there.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Boba Fett
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But she does seem weirdly reluctant to eat on camera.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watched Bake Off earlier. Has Nigella forgotten how to eat?
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought it was a lesson for beginners.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice cat thread.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget to leave your egg cup out for Great Uncle Michaelmas.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why have the BBC chosen Angela Scanlon for the drive time show? She was bloody awful during her two week stand-in slot.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained.
A picture of Dr Petra Corr.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Blimey, a nonce bingo card.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That Metz ad is surely one of the greatest of all time. I cannot resist quoting it whenever I notice that "the moon is fat".
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can sometimes get 'Lays' mushroom crisps up the world foods aisle in Morrisons.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Needs one for the front of his head too.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍
mathew-owen.co.uk
Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve!
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Probably a better game than Moby lyric or Morrissey dick.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I went on Facebook for the first time in ages yesterday and quickly left as they seemed to be actively promoting racist posts. Guess they don't have a problem with that social issue.
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This genuinely made me laugh out loud today
HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This new Strictly lineup is a right barrel scraper.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I nearly choked on my Bolognese when the contestant thought it was Godzilla!
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Billionaires would be more use to society if they were all turned into pet food. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here's a picture of Splodge the garden centre cat I met yesterday.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shittin' hell!
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BBC News doing promotional work for swivel eyed Charlie's new book.
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Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The second most liked is also cat related.
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