Reposted by NorismobsterCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026An actual new Hallowmeme for today. 86225
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I think I've got a full run of 'Fear' magazine from the UK kicking around. Might be eBaying it shortly. 020
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That's the day the tech bros get rebranded as 'protein'. 030
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not often you can describe someone as a great storyteller safe in the knowledge that it's been confirmed by a jury. 010
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026US Department of War: We're super tough warriors. Also US Department of War: We've run away from Britain because there were some lads in vans. 000
Reposted by NorismobsterAndy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence. 15559195
Reposted by NorismobsterNorismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen. 011
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't put your wang in a sandworm Mr Harkonnen. 011
Reposted by NorismobsterProfessor Stanley Unwin @professorunwin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pinchly punchit, firstly monthlode! And whiteymost bunnyfloppers there. 2207
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But she does seem weirdly reluctant to eat on camera. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watched Bake Off earlier. Has Nigella forgotten how to eat? 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't forget to leave your egg cup out for Great Uncle Michaelmas. 080
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why have the BBC chosen Angela Scanlon for the drive time show? She was bloody awful during her two week stand-in slot. 020
Reposted by NorismobsterSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained. 123550
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That Metz ad is surely one of the greatest of all time. I cannot resist quoting it whenever I notice that "the moon is fat". 110
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can sometimes get 'Lays' mushroom crisps up the world foods aisle in Morrisons. 110
Reposted by NorismobsterBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381922846
Reposted by NorismobsterMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍mathew-owen.co.ukMathew Owen | Speech Writer | ManchesterBespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer. 260110
Reposted by NorismobsterRosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026Happy mushroom season! 5140661330
Reposted by NorismobsterScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve! 26448126
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Probably a better game than Moby lyric or Morrissey dick. 010
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I went on Facebook for the first time in ages yesterday and quickly left as they seemed to be actively promoting racist posts. Guess they don't have a problem with that social issue. 181
Reposted by Norismobsterᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104036816
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This new Strictly lineup is a right barrel scraper. 010
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I nearly choked on my Bolognese when the contestant thought it was Godzilla! 010
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Billionaires would be more use to society if they were all turned into pet food. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 000
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here's a picture of Splodge the garden centre cat I met yesterday. 010
Norismobster @borismonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026BBC News doing promotional work for swivel eyed Charlie's new book. 000