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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈

@boredissam.bsky.social
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owner of a moderately custom flesh Tuxedo with after market parts. she/it, artist, gamer, pansexual, grey aromantic, nudist, naked on the internet for money, ⚧ Parttime realtor specializing in bridges. linktr.ee/boredissam

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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Russia quarantines hospitals amid plague fears | Break the Fake youtu.be/Nsvg0sSXR6M?...
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Russia quarantines hospitals amid plague fears | Break the Fake
YouTube video by TVP WORLD
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He is totally unhinged.
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Trump Gives Out MAGA Senator's Cell Number In Angry Screed Over His Opposition To Daylight Saving Time Bill
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just once I want to see an article that says "Shocking! Company does thing that people actually want and improves experience. 'We realized we need you more than you need us,' says CEO."
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's going to get a lot worse this winter as a lot of people use diesel to heat their homes
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High Diesel Prices Bankrupted 16 Trucking Companies in Just 30 Days
Expensive diesel fuel isn't just driving up costs—it's driving trucking companies out of business.
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IGN @ign.com · 04/10/2026
The original Xbox version of Halo: Combat Evolved has been made available to play in a web browser.
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Original Xbox Version of Halo: Combat Evolved Made Available to Play in a Browser With Splitscreen Co-Op and Up Multiplayer for Up to 128 Players
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frank Herbert knew.
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/10/2026
I know most of you guys don't go on the other app but the pope posted an anti AI/ pro artists statement yesterday, and the ensuing cope and memes is really funny
Pope Leo XIV
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.2016: I will never fight a holy war

2019: Pope Leo I am ready launch me towards the nearest data centersome AI guy saying he makes christian children's books with AI asking the pope if that is ok then and someone posting a meme react with the pope holding a baseball bat saying 'did I stutter'
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New blog: Leaving the UK with a heavy heart. growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...
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Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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📡🛰Skunk Mom🦨 @skunkw0rxx.space · 03/10/2026
Just keep telling yourself: "I can't have trump outlive me "
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hire me! Please hand my resume to Alex Karp!” Orcs look for jobs with Palantir😂😂 (H/T @climatedefiance.bsky.social )
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 02/10/2026
Coming up next week on Saturday, October 10th on twitch.tv/magic, we're hosting our second fundraising stream for @translifeline.org! Stay tuned next week for more info on how to donate and what compleatly awesome things we're doing to support this great cause!
Promo image for the Wizards of the Coast x Trans Lifeline fundraising stream, starting 10AM Pacific through 5PM pacific on twitch.tv/magic. More info on how to donate coming next week.
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The Vegapunk of Hyenas @yeeniemcbeenie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys, this already exists. She’s called Diana Cavendish
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 02/10/2026
The combined Warner Bros & Paramount company will be called Skydance Here’s everything that will be part of it:
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 01/10/2026
As hospitals across the country cave to the Trump administration’s threats to cut federal funding and abandon trans youth, actor Elliot Page speaks out. In New York City, NYU Langone, Mount Sinai, and NewYork-Presbyterian abruptly ended care for trans kids in response to these threats.
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Sprinkles @vanillasprinkles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am teaching my daughter to grab men by the throat.
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Reweth 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦🐦‍⬛ @birb.mom · 01/10/2026
Just found this in my deeply buried archives and thought it was interesting because I was just thinking about these people in the shower today
3 sets of images of an exchange between Victoria and David Beckham. 
V: We'll need oil and gas for decades
D: Be honest
V: we'll need some oil and gas for decades
D: be honest
V: I want to sell oil and gas for decades
D: Thank you
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They ask us this shit like we haven't been fighting to exorcise algorithms from our devices since the dawn of Facebook...
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
>Approved for use in the Senate. 🙃
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Be me... Get my commander psa graded as a bit that exactly nobody will find funny... Realize I don't have a way to carry the slab so that it won't get damaged.... Yep....
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone telling you to NOT vote against the Republicans by voting for the minimum viable candidates is telling you to support Donald Trump.
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The studio model doesn't create art, it manages assets. Capitalism isn't the new church, it will never make the sistine chapel or fountain.
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🍫GravitySpookyAgent🎃 ≽^⎚⩊⎚^≼ @gravitysecretagent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is so surreal it feels like something from a sketch comedy show like SNL...but nope. It's real. This is a real politican using the pregnant man emoji to tell trans people and furries off. On stage. In front of cameras. I'm more scared this man is a senator and not in an old folks home.
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IGN @ign.com · 24/09/2026
Double Fine founder Tim Schafer says he no longer “understands the economics” of game development following Xbox’s mass layoffs and industry-wide studio closures. bit.ly/4AsdPwu
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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 21/09/2026
Graboid is best sandworm.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...this is Tarrant County, isn't it? Part of it?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What dating my over elaborate stoner ass gets you . Home made whiskey apple pie filling and gram cracker pie crumble over ice cream at nearly midnight
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Erin Tierney | Veil’s Edge Games @veilsedgegames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ID: tumblr post by user corsairesix 
Text: Hey I'm sorry that guys who only watch children's cartoons have bad takes about literature sometimes, but the imagined past where people have great reading comprehension and interact thoughtfully with adult themes doesn't exist
Also you're starting to sound like a RETVRN guy

Some gothic lit blog: How is it that society has gotten more puritanical than ever in the last five years?
Guy they invited on the actual news in 1996: Pokemon was created by Satan
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
... ... ...this is the worst thing I've ever seen. I want to un-know this.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to pay money for any streaming service that forces me to watch ads. You want me to watch ads, then the subscription cost better be $0.
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, so question... Where are all those militant pinkos who told me not to worry if Harris lost the election that when this started they would rise up and stop it? Cause its been going for over a year and getting MUCH worse. Guess all you guys are good for is helping the fascists get elected...
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ICE officers reportedly shot and wounded a man today in Austin. Details still coming in. www.statesman.com/news/local/a...
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ICE agent shoots and wounds person in North Austin, officials say
An ICE agent shot and wounded a person Sunday in North Austin, according to three state and local officials.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 20/09/2026
october approaches
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19/09/2026
We are so blessed that the President is this far on the wrong side of what’s clearly a 70/30 issue
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To the male who tried to get me to jaywalk last night to tickle his prostate by playing his chivalry games, and flipped me off when i waved him on because i was waiting for the walk signal. I'm not breaking the law so you can cum. Hopefully it rots and falls off for you.
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm going to start a religion that's specifically anti ai
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the best way to combat scalping is to not buy it. Either the manufacturers will work out a way to eliminate the effectively artificial scarcity or the scalpers will fold
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey gen z fuck off, your gen x parents chose to nuke everything rather than help us fix what the boomers did. Blame your parents not your millennial Coworkers
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Bastard Angela @werewolf.pizza · 18/09/2026
Choose your fighter.
A brick building with a storefront. A black awning over the door says “THE COMPUTER GUY”. Lettering in the window for the same store says “Computer Maid”.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@loadingreadyrun.com are you guys gonna talk about GameStop ceo Ryan Cohen's company wide crash out over "business efficiency" on checkpoint?
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pokemon adults ruined the tcg space.
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Sammie 🏳️‍🌈 @boredissam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're an adult (18+) with any form of obsession, fixation, interest beyond "that's neat" or desire for goods and intellectual property aimed at children ages 5-12. You're a shitty person and i hope you leave this world painfully.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
trot with me if you want to pound
scene from TERMINATOR 2. top panel is giant truck chasing a young buckaroo through the la river. truck is labeled 'AI GENERATED BIZARRO EROTICA SLOP.' middle panel is chuck tingle showing up on his motorcycle. bottom panel is chuck aiming shotgun with label 'SINCERE, HUMAN-CRAFTED STORIES ABOUT BISEXUAL MOTHMAN THREESOMES'
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This would be a terrible idea but I kinda want it because "WATCHMEN" suggests there's at least a 65% chance that Snyder may sincerely love "RICK & MORTY" but also be wholly unaware that it's a comedy and it'd be fascinating to see what that disaster looks like 🤔
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Windy @windyspirals.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This would be hilarious if it was The Onion and not an entire generation of cooked MAHA brain.
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