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alana (screaming forever but seasonally)

@bonestudent.ing
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She/her and queer. Kid herder, cat herder, crafting supplies collector. Sometimes I even make things! RT(R) in progress. Houston, back to Chicago soon™️

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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 12h
We got a Purple mattress about five years ago when my husband fucked up his back and I was pregnant and my body was falling apart and it was expensive, but so worth the money. Digging through my emails, we got a Purple Plus.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 12h
I love her
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 21h
QRP with your skull art
A comic book cover-style ink illustration of a skull, mouth open, wearing collimator goggles and shooting x-rays from its eyes. Text on the illustration reads "The Amazing Adventures of the Imaging Squad in...'We Can See Right Through You...'".

This illustration I designed and drew for my school program's shirts for this year.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23h
imagine telling the pope “you’re not even an AI influencer” like that’s a sick burn
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its okay to sincerely like things
cover of THIS PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE GETS ME OFF IN A FUN AND SINCERE WAY BECAUSE IT’S OKAY FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY POPULAR THINGS WITHOUT BEING SHAMED FOR THE PERCEIVED “BASICNESS” OF THEIR BEVERAGE CHOICES featuring a ladybuck on the left with red hair lookin confident in her beverage choice. on the right is a to-go cup from coffee shop ALSO lookin good
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm aggressively uninterested in sports but you all need to know that's superceded by a mandate to inform me if sports drama is very funny and me coded, like if someone is obviously lying about his fake wife or swallows a potion that makes his dinger melt off during a game.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 02/10/2026
Houston has some incredibly unhinged ones, I drive through this intersection every day and it's a different billboard (for the same law firm) now but no less wild.
Billboard for a law firm where the billboard appears to be upside down, because the first thing you'll be thinking about after you flip your car is what lawyer to hire
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 02/10/2026
Don't let it get away! Break its legs! Best Simpsons episode.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 02/10/2026
This was my experience.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 01/10/2026
And even then, the best part was all the custom Winamp skins made by actual humans — as showcased on my current favorite website: skins.webamp.org
skins.webamp.org
Winamp Skin Museum
Infinite scroll through 100k Winamp skins with interactive preview
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 02/10/2026
I made so many Winamp skins back in the day, I love this so much
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 02/10/2026
Got a ton of blood drawn this morning as I've finally sucked it up and started the process of trying to find out why I'm always so fatigued and in pain. Yippee.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026
I do not think we should have a death penalty. I don't think it is any kind of deterrent. I think it's barbaric. I think it makes us all worse people. All of us. And we just don't have to do this to ourselves. We could abolish it, and we should.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 01/10/2026
Only 75%?
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/09/2023
Enjoy your spooky season. Our people can not be stopped. The jinglehorse will soon come for you. You better watch out.
A screenshot from the Simpsons of Bart about to smash a chair over Homer's head while he takes a bath. Homer is dressed as a ghost washing himself with a pumpkin. Bart is dressed as Santa with the chair replaced with a Christmas tree.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do men understand the extent to which women are ready to burn it all down right now
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 30/09/2026
Trainwreck vs. trainwreck lol (I'm from Chicago and live in Houston so everything about this is incredibly funny to me tbh)
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 30/09/2026
White Sox fans don't expect our team to win though, them actually doing so is always a shock
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can talk like a goddamn adult on Bluesky, which is one of the reasons I like it here. The cutesy euphemisms, although I know why they’re in use on more restrictive platforms like TikTok, make me so irrationally angry
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 30/09/2026
You're not on tiktok or instagram right now.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 30/09/2026
Nobody wants this.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 30/09/2026
ADHD chaos crafter/political sicko checking in for duty!
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 30/09/2026
I love them
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 28/09/2026
Breaking: The Texas Tribune has identified the ICE agent who witnesses say fired through an open van window and killed 52-year-old Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston nearly three months ago.
texastribune.org
ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Arturo Dominguez @extremearturo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Texas Tribune, one of the most reliable news outlets in Texas, just named the ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. Gregory Feathers www.texastribune.org/2026/09/28/h...
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 28/09/2026
All three of my cats have been the "huh this cat just turned up on my porch and isn't taking no for an answer" kind of adoptions.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 27/09/2026
It is The Year Twenty Twenty-six, we have more music options than a handful of Top-40 radio stations and the charts are more meaningless than ever. If you don't intentionally seek out a song like this, it's very easy to never hear it or about it.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 27/09/2026
Right? Like, I don't use tiktok (I am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this), have never listened to top 40 radio, and mostly listen to rock/metal. Where would I have come across some random pop-country song in the first place?
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this was growing up in San Diego so there were only some members of this exact crowd but stop it that hurts no on my leg that was meat that was my meat no more chewing on my leg meats with lots of crossover ha ha ha ha ha
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 27/09/2026
Jupiter says trans rights
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 27/09/2026
Narrowing this down to only nine was difficult. Like, which Zelda? The original LoZ, one of the first games I played, or OoT, which I replayed countless times? Anyway I really love games that contain emotional punches.
My 9 Games:
The 9 games that shaped who I am

Dragon Warrior, Dr. Mario, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete, Final Fantasy X, Assassin's Creed 2
Guild Wars 2, Stardew Valley, Nier Automata 

#my9games
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 27/09/2026
It is my absolute favorite game, I've beaten it countless times, and it still feels like a gutpunch every single time.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/09/2026
If you own 20+ flashlights, at a certain point you're probably running an unregistered lighthouse but we're not the lighthouse safety commission so keep up the good work.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 27/09/2026
Yeah that about matches my 8 year old's view of AI. He HATES it and questions everything.
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ysyk @0000ysyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
utena tenjou!! (revolutionary girl utena) #RevolutionaryGirlUtena #Art #DigitalArt
utena tenjou from revolutionary girl utena
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 26/09/2026
Also, interviewers don't always offer a drink!
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 26/09/2026
Except that things like "professional standards" and "formality" and so on are both arbitrary and not universal.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 26/09/2026
It's all just made-up arbitrary bullshit.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 26/09/2026
The way it's also treated as a totally different situation from all of the people who get to work and then immediately spend 20 minutes hovering around the coffee maker like zombies is definitely something, too.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
buff.ly
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the OceanGate Titan
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 24/09/2026
EL SCORCHO
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 24/09/2026
I mean it's late September and we're still pushing 100 degrees daily here, "windy, rainy, cold" sounds absolutely amazing. Unending summer is way more miserable to me.
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need folks who are always posting, "Why does Texas vote the way it does???" to pay attention to stuff like this.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 24/09/2026
Betting that most of the people melting down haven't even gotten their hands on an ARC and are just mad because they saw someone else mad.
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alana (screaming forever but seasonally) @bonestudent.ing · 24/09/2026
They're so mad that they saw someone say that the book doesn't match their head canon (which is the only canon, obviously), so the only option is to rabidly review bomb and make a ton of sock accounts to harass the author. Clearly.
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