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Bolle

@bollewerk.bsky.social
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Being mediocre at best. / Best at being mediocre. Into trash film, trash literature, trash music and trash video games. He/Him

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's your "origin" video game? Mine would probably be Turrican on the Amiga 500. Started my gaming career on Commodore, continued on a 386, did a short stint on the original Playstation during the late 90s and since then it's been PC all the way.
A 3x3 grid showing the box covers of the nine games which probably influenced my gaming career the most. Depicted from top left to bottom right:

Turrican, The Secret of Monkey Island, Sid Meier's Civilization, Syndicate, Descent, Metal Gear Solid, Half-Life, Diablo II and Deus Ex.
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/26/2026- SCOTUS www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Patrick Macias @patrickmacias.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIP Richard Harrison, star of the greatest scene in movie history youtu.be/0ziWt0DFQAY?...
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Richard Harrison Phone Conversation
YouTube video by Howie Benatovitch
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💙🇺🇸DWally🇺🇸💙 @dkwally.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wakey wakey... Eggs and Freakin' Gravey!! Oh B-) I'm sorry B;-) did da widdle third Tuesday SNEAK UP on ya' ??????? [SFX: NASTY GUITAR SQUEAL] Tcheh... not MY problem... but now it's YOURS!!!! [BGM: MIDTEMPO GRUNGE CHOOGLE] Tonight... LIVE.... At 7:30PM EST... It's vcr.trashnightvideo.com GUZZLE IT!
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with (not 10 but) 15 acts you’ve seen live (the actual list of bands worth remembering): Bad Religion Clutch Faith No More Foo Fighters Iron Maiden Judas Priest Motörhead NOFX Pearl Jam Rage Against the Machine Soundgarden Them Crooked Vultures Turbonegro Type O Negative WIZO
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Alien Ant Farm Coldplay HIM Kid Rock Limp Bizkit Oasis Placebo Radiohead Thirty Seconds to Mars Tocotronic ... and all of these SUCKED HUGE AMOUNTS OF ASS! Don't spend money on any of these. They were either boring, assholes, or boring assholes.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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xkcd Bot @xkcd-bot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290 (alt-text too long for a BlueSky message, see image alt-text instead) Explain xkcd: www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/…
"You legs may have a comparative advantage at running, but we arms have a competitive advantage at swinging hammers, so unless you accept that we're the dominant limbs and stop hogging the oxygen, that running advantage won't be around for long."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry had such a genuine enthusiasm for performing that it was impossible not to love them for it, there were things more highly and lowly regarded in their bodies of work but both of them threw themselves into everything because it was pure joy for them and that rules
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Most definitely 💔
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
DEMOLITION MAN (1993)
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 12/08/2026
You can almost hear her soul deflate having to listen to this sack of shit detonate any possibility of goodwill Twitch had left.
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec...
Training for Generative AI

Allow your channel content to train generative AI content models at Amazon. Turning this off does not opt you out of Twitch and Amazon using your channel content for other purposes described in the Twitch Privacy Notice, including using AI-supported Twitch features that benefit the community by facilitating streamer growth and monetization (such as real-time sponsorship campaign assistance), viewer discovery (such as recommendations), and community safety (such as AutoMod). Learn more
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦 @emmettmacfarlane.com · 02/08/2026
🎵 Nazi-man, Nazi-man Does whatever a Nazi can Burns a cross, any size Wants to kill, the DEIs In the chill of the night He's into global crimes Like a streak of blight He arrives to ruin times Nazi-man, Nazi-man Broken Internet Nazi-man Wealth and fame He's engorged Fascism is his reward 🎵
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/07/2026
PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that this phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neill should have won an Oscar for this “help I’m being attacked by an invisible Chevy Chase” scene with a stupid looking plastic gun taped to the side of his head
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Einhänder was tied for my favorite PS game back in the day, right up there with Metal Gear Solid. Must've completed it a dozen times over the years. The visual and sound design, the weapon switching mechanic, the insane boss designs, all about it felt so unique and polished.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
well that was quick
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Timeline is syncing up beautifully today. @merriam-webster.com @effinbirds.com
Screenshot of a Bluesky timeline. The first post shows a post by Merriam-Webster explaining the etymology of the word "Melissophobia", which is a fear of bees.

This post is followed directly by a cartoon by Effin' Birds showing a beautiful painting of a bird and the words "Someone should shove bees up your ass."
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 17/06/2026
They shouldn’t feel stupid, they should feel afraid of getting their fucking faces smashed in for wearing a wire.
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Trash Night Video @trashnightvideo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
[LEANING ENTIRE TORSO OUT OF CYBERSAT BOILER-ROOM-EQUIVALENT ENTRANCE, SMOKE AND PARTICULATE MATTER FLOODING OUT BEHIND, SUDDEN ALARM IMPOSSIBLE TO CHASE FROM YOUR MIND] Oh yeah we got movie time comin' no problem 7:30PM EST LIVE VIA RING-MESH TELECAST BEAM vcr.trashnightvideo.com
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@trashnightvideo.bsky.social *in a hushed voice, shivering, wiping cold sweat from my forehead* Hey. It's been a month, man. I need a fix. It's bad. You got something? Just a little CyberStream? Don't leave me hanging here...
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This takes me back. I've been reading Power Play and PC Player regularly back in the 90s. I miss the days of gaming magazines, they were something to look forward to reading and discussing with friends every month.
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Still disappointed that Yacht Club Games didn't approach Bad Religion to write the title song for Mina the Hollower. I mean, the hook is RIGHT THERE! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO1C...
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Leaders And Followers
YouTube video by Bad Religion - Topic
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超の大洪水 @superdeluge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
its alright at the end of the day
this online shit isn't real
look man
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the mouse as big as the elephant
its not real
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.
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Old Spice x The Super Mario Galaxy Movie | In Theatres April 1
YouTube video by Old Spice
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Black Books Breaking Bad Danger 5 Duckman Futurama Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Harley Quinn Lucha Underground Monty Python's Flying Circus Scrubs Sledge Hammer The Shield The Sopranos The Wire Twin Peaks In alphabetical order because I don't have the balls to rank them. Danger 5 is #1 though.
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/04/2026
My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
AI folks have now discovered “thinking”
Steph Smith: Sometimes in the process of writing a good enough prompt for ChatGPT, I end up solving my own problem, without even needing to submit it.
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pauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Siobhan Beeman @siobhan.northsky.social · 13/04/2026
The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Bolle @bollewerk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The Artemis II crew emerging from the far side of the moon.
Screen capture from the 1997 movie Event Horizon. It shows Sam Neill's character Weir with his deformed face badly cut up, his eyes grown over with gory flesh and his bloody teeth bared displaying a devilish grin.
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Okay guys they've gone behind the Moon so it's time for us to put our ape masks on This is going to be HILARIOUS
Still from "Planet Of The Apes"
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
TNG scene. We're in a turbolift (future space elevator) on a massive spaceship flying through the galaxy and observing Data and Q having a chat. Mostly it just looks like two guys talking in an elevator but Q is an all-seeing all-knowing omnipresent power in the universe, but that's context so ignore that part. Three screenshots, first two show Data talking to Q, caption reads, "To function aboard a starship, or in any human activity, you must learn to form relationships." Final screenshot show's Q looking down and exasperated, caption reads, "(sighing): It's so hard."Alts in pic 1!Alts in pic 1! Go! Make it so!
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Matthew Rorie @frailgesture.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Perfection
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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