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samir 🦣

@boingoalivesamir.bsky.social
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i figured it out guys
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UXO - yanqui @uxoyanqui.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Oney Playe
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marty, @numet.al · 22/08/2026
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
when you piss the bed you have to move in absolute silence
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
when it comes to cilantro imma be there when it comes to rosemary imma be there when it comes to thyme imma be there when it comes to herbs guess where imma be um there
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 16/06/2026
You think there's anyone out there that really loves Steam trading cards?
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
dat chainsaw man ending doe
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Lmao my wife doesn't think that Olive Garden uses explosive tip ammunition in their anti material rifles 🤣🤣🤣
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The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 05/01/2026
Mega Man 3 is sloppy. SLOPPY video game, Mega Man 3. Ah, but we love it, don’t we folks?
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i engineered the first car with a soul and he was NOT very happy about it
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𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚞𝚜 @godkingchorgus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
One of my steam friends has started playing 4 different games in the last 10 minutes. godspeed
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
it appears my enemy has been taken care of and their account gone. this is not just a win for samir, but a win for us all. celebrate tonight my friends. the streets are a little bit safer
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
beware of @twosidegamer.bsky.social . they have threatened me and have been trying to scam me for some time now
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
does the monkey have any respect for the bloon after all is said and done
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
@tomfoolery--02.bsky.social come pick yo kids up
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
im building the first gay machine
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
im riding a sinister horse with a dark ambition
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
im the first patriot for planet earth. im in space saying how earth is the best planet in the universe
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
blablablablebleblebleblobloblo
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/05/2025
i can’t wait for horrors beyond our comprehension to be advertised to us
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
they got mangadex....i will never forgive the japanese for this...........
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
ive eaten the roast chicken of fortune
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
im just a man made from stone and granite trying to make a few bucks in this savage garden we call earth
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
bro you have to trust me we ARE going to get that not guilty verdict you WILL walk free and you WILL NOT be burned in the fire bro
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
im in the human sciences building committing Horrors the likes of which you've never even thought of before. In a biologic way
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
the mosquitos have returned, i say again, the mosquitos are back. the evil has returned,
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ENNU @ennuikal.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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ENNU @ennuikal.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
put my mysterious stone mask on baby feel my effects
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
@uxoyanqui.bsky.social
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
will you shut up please
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i used to stay awake at night praying for this
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ENNU @ennuikal.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
got you
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
First appearance of Japanese Icon "The Laughing Salesman" as he appeared in Shogakukan's "Big Comic magazine" in 1968.
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
as much as i love the metric system i cannot wrap my head around kilograms
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
have been playing sonic frontiers a lot recently. no game has made me feel this way
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
saw sonic 3 today...yeah....it was peam
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
with this technique, even a single cookie can be as dangerous as say, a bullet or other fast moving projectile
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
i love the cardigans. all their albums! i have a soft spot for emmerdale. it has an analog charm to it
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
watch this peanut 🥜
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
im learning how to blow people from on the inside
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Donkey Kong 64 contains an extremely bizarre unused animation of Donkey Kong floating awkwardly in mid-air. The demo version reveals what the animation was meant to look like, with him undulating wildly during it, which is equally bizarre and unexplained.
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
dear daft punk pleeeaaase please please change the album cover for discovery back to the original one i hate the new one
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
the cart is tasting like seafood
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
im the perfect electromagnetic model
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samir 🦣 @boingoalivesamir.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
night time is a high risk high reward window of time. be careful!
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