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Welcome to my evil space man refuge. Resident tired gamer from LI, I read, watch, and play lots of shit. Reading: Midnight Tides & The Hobbit

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 21h
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmfao wow.
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interesting that they set Psyren in the modern'ish day lol.
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 04/10/2026
The discourse around Tom Morello, a California voter, leaving President blank in 2024 is wild. There’s a massive freakout yesterday accusing him of supporting Trump, while at the exact same time he’s hosting an explicitly anti-Trump music fest with Jack Smith & the Bullwark lady in the crowd. Lol.
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Max (VGCartography) @vgcartography.com · 20/03/2025
CASTLEVANIA heat maps from here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFCk...
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Worried
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeaaah, even if it has nice looking moments I kinda hate the washed out color palette that it's going for.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Local monkeys pogging at The Ooze.
The Magic card Mwonvuli Ooze. Two monkeys have their mouths wide open in a manner resembling the pogchamp emote. A huge green ooze looms in the background.
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Cass (makes games) @cassmakesgames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Blog Post: Why I Love Unfair Traps in Arcade Games People usually dislike hard memo traps in arcade games, or at best think they're "not that bad". I love them, though, and I think arcade games would be worse without them. Here's why: duckberet.com/blog/i-like-... (game: Violent Storm)
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOSS?
The quoted image of Mario and his assorted background objects awkwardly rearranged to resemble the four panels of the infamous Loss comic from CTL ALT DEL
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rob zombie with a speech bubble
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nematode @nematodeneedles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOST MY LEVELS?!
Cartoon drawing of Mario in Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels but it's Mr. Dink in the "YOU BROKE MY GRILL?!" scene from Doug
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On the Shoulders of Giants @osgpod.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i knew axis looked like smth
Mirai and Cheimin Noa fleeing Hong Kong and seeing Axis pass in front of the Sun.axis passing in front of the sun in Char's Counterattack, but it's been replaced by Meatwad in his tracksuit from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Spacey @spaceyeen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
How to Blow Up a Pipeline dropped the "a pipeline" part of the title in Japan for some bizarre reason. Psyched to finally learn how to add Self-Destruct to my move pool. <3
A picture of the Japanese poster for the movie How to Blow Up a Pipeline, renamed simply How to Blow Up.
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
comment under The Review Must Go On (Nostalgia Critic Theme):

The way Doug is posed up in this image is seriously badass. His face of determination that shows he will never give up no matter how many shitty movies he has to watch, because as the song title says, the review must go on. The heroic tragedy in his eyes as he carries the burden on his shoulders of remembering it so that we don't have to. Doug is a modern Christlike figure.
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A dog-like, Danny-like dude @ohheydanny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm glad that Long Island is finally getting some form of representation in Deadlock via the Rat King's plans to conquer it and turn it into a utopia for rats, which would be an improvement over it currently being Long Island
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Carpenter has invented a vape that can store memories (Source: tinyurl.com/4zdnsbyj)
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome back, Castlevania. ❤️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 01/10/2026
“Man why were so many of Sega’s non-Yakuza series so mismanaged?” The Sinister Nagoshi
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Humpty Dumpty's Scary Reveal in Puss In Boots
ALT: Humpty Dumpty's Scary Reveal in Puss In Boots
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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GlaireDaggers🍉🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @glairedaggers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not long!
Old VHS looking screen grab of a dancing jack o lantern character next to the words "Not long!"
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2026-2026
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtu.be/hBfT9Q9aSh0?...
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Hotel Mario YTP - Where Am I?
YouTube video by Awkward
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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All I Want for Xmas is A PSP
YouTube video by forkyfork
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cass @cassregister.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i know a lot of people really, really want gaza to be a two-sides issue that maps cleanly onto US electoral politics, but it isn't. the mainstream of both parties supports the genocide, because the US as an institution supports the genocide. i know that's uncomfortable but you can't run away from it
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hollywood is gearing up for the heart-wrenching tale of this disgusting sick bird 🤢🤮
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
thinking about the batman cum injection again
"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
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Ben Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 27/09/2026
A lot of folks have very thoughtfully forwarded me a trailer for a "Wing Commander Remake". I am sorry to report that this is not genuine; it's a crypto bro who has found Howard Day's open source "Wingleader" assets and is vibe coding them to launder their reputation.
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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OUSIA. @ousia1yang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
𝕆𝕕𝕪𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 #gundam #hathawaysflash #ガンダム #illustration #digitalart
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RRC | Roland @ RH 🏓🪽 @rolandreturns.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026
not taking care of yourself isn't cute or quirky. I'm gonna KILL you. sleep enough, drink enough, move enough, eat enough and don't isolate. you deserve it out of yourself
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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Ana Valens (Mod-Run) 🔞 @acvalens.net · 26/09/2026
I do think left communities are a little too permissive of cruelty and dogpiling for the sake of emotional venting. I’ve long said this problem existed on Twitter & Tumblr and made the jump to here. I don’t think it’s fixed without some changes in perspective on what is / isn’t abusive behavior
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mors @mors.games · 25/09/2026
all vibe-coded ports look and feel like shit because theyre made by people without the experience or passion to pay attention to the small details these projects are like a disease to the reverse engineering community and must be rejected at all costs if we want to maintain a standard of quality
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Bobtoasters @bobtoasters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You get it. You understand.
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