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@bobbyg.bsky.social
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Aight. I’m here now. Former Brewer. Now I lobby for them. (Posts are pure Me though). BFA in Acting. HHH Policy Fellow. TC Minnesotan.

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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Completely Nermal Message, tbh.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You like Minnesota Craft Beer? Hey! Me too! You know who ELSE like Minnesota Craft Beer? Chef Jóse Andrés like Minnesota Craft Beer. (And also, The Minnesota State Fair).
Chef Jóse Andrés walking around the Minnesota State Fair in a “Drink Minnesota Craft Beer” shirt, after sampling beer at the “Brewed in Minnesota” exhibit presented by the MN Craft Brewers Guild.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ya open your mouth at the bar and @randballsstu.bsky.social just, like publishes your words to the world?!? (Jk. He even edited out my long winded over explanations and a bunch of my dumb attempts of humor). Midwest Excellence 4 Life.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This MF’er better watch his back… (when I get service again).
Billy Bob Thorton making the false claim that T-Mobile has the best nation wide service. By like, a lot!
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Had the honor of visiting our Canadian consulate today to discuss trade the day after the Prime Minister announced they are looking for new partners… They asked about messaging and I said “Nothing different from what you’re doing. Elbows up. We suffer no tyrants. Well… we do. I don’t recommend it.”
A picture of my ugly mug, in front of the Consulate of the Great Nation of Canada, because I had a meeting with Agriculture/ Trade representatives.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone just goin’ about their days… meanwhile there’s a freakin’ large glass vial full of household pantry items in the DANG WHITE HOUSE!!!!
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Part of why I love @blackhartstp.com . I can’t tonight, but you should go drink and support.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Heyyyy! Welcome to Minnesota, Moby Dick! You’re safe here. Ahab will have to get a fishing license but they’re tryin’ dis digital thing now and it’s all a mess. Usta be a fella could just walk into the bait shop and get a license but everything’s gotta be in da cloud… *The Whale silently swims away*
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Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @dashwallkick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.
Beaker the Muppet
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love that Republicans just get together, write down 3 check marks of each opponent, collectively cheer with cups full of the blood of the innocent, and then all parrot JUST those checkmarks. Also, God is the Beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega. They are, by definition… non-binary.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🎶 Slides in the skyways, A sticky jungle gym where all the kids play. In their stupid hats and gloves At night, I thought it just a dream… A children’s liminal chorus yelling “Weeeeee!” Slides in the skyways Slides in the sky wAAAAAYSsss🎶
A daily email from Axios Twin Cities with the headline: “Slides in the Skyways”
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
The Right Honorable Tim Walz, Governor of the Great State of Minnesota, closing the final State of the State speech that he shall give: “And my friend responded. He hit me with… But Was the Grink there? That’s my time! Thanks so much for coming out tonight everybody. Be safe but Hang Loose!”
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Classic Norm. Humble AF. But you KNOW my man feels it, coming back again. Like a rollin’ thunder chasin’ the wind. Forces pulling from the center of the earth again. He can feeeeeel iiiit.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Obama Right Now (probably): “Come on now. Come on now. Uhhhhh… now look. Let me be clear! Norm! Norm uhhh Should be the Norm!”
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ya gotta love when your Governor closes his last “State of the State” address with the story of @normcharlatan.bsky.social bringing someone home from Texas that was taken in the Winter of ‘26. Well deserved.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The (North) Stars Align. Have an afternoon meeting to meet my dear friend’s new beau. So off to the Groveland Tap to wish a long time bartender a happy retirement, while the Wild play. So vintage North Stars jersey it is, WITH the bonus of a @randballsstu.bsky.social Midwest Excellence shirt.
Bob. Being all cute wearing a vintage MN North Stars Jersey, but lifting it to show the true luck bringer. A “Midwest Excellence” shirt underneath.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yesterday was a long, strange trip indeed. But always grateful to the Brewers Association for helping the craft brewers of America voice their concerns in DC.
Bob, I.e. me, laying on the Capitol steps à la “SchoolHouse Rock”An inflatable cow riding Bob (I.e. me) on the US Capitol steps.1/6 wouldn’t have gone down like it did if the inflatable cows were there. (Inflatable cow costume wearer simply Being told he can’t stand on the steps in costume)The Brewers Association Hill Climb official photo
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Today we start the 2026 Minnesota Legislative Session. Should be an easy and straightforward couple of months… NOT!
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Growing up, before family road trips, my parents let us pick out a book for the trip. For about 3 years straight, I would pick up the newest “Foxtrot” anthology. My folx claimed I couldn’t read comics the whole trip. I told them to “watch me.” Glad Bill turned out to be a real one.
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO SEAHAWKS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Chris Collinsworth: Now here’s a guy… here’s a guy who’s an all timer. Look at the stats! Convicted by a jury of 34 felony counts! Credible testimony of abusing children before his first term. And now these new numbers are unprecedented! Ya GOTTA wonder just how much longer he can keep doing it!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
“military-grade intelligence tactics” “Pattern-of-life” intelligence Bro, you are eating microwaveable Campbell’s Soup for every meal and crashing out in front of the Home2Suites while you’re geared up like you’re in Fallujah
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A fun game we play in MN: “What I’ll say When I’m Disappeared by my Government” -Classic Aussie: “Aurrr Naurrrr!” -Hit ‘em with the TJ Detweiler: “This WHOMPS!” -The ol’ “David Byrne in a Bush”: “Uh oh.” -Trick ‘em into thinking I’m one of ‘em with “TELL MY EX-WIFE TO REMEMBER TO TiVO BLUE BLOODS!”
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A very @normcharlatan.bsky.social moment, but one of my signal chats had people posting their pets… That’s it. Just their dogs and cats. Many in blankets. And everyone just being all “HELL YEAH ! Corgi bois!” And we all pretty much understand we would lay down our lives for each other’s fake name
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Welp… hadn’t thought about it this way, but… yep!
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I don’t know exactly how many people were marching in our Strike Day’s ICE OUT march in Minneapolis, MN today in -30 windchill… but it sure felt like a lot. If you ever get discouraged, always remember, there are SO many more of us than them. Fuck ICE. The Union Forever.
The start of the ICE OUT march on MN’s Strike Day in downtown Minneapolis.Further down the line of the ICE OUT march in MNMe. Very cold, face guard frozen. BUT doing my civic duty.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
On 1/23, Minnesota denies an unforgivable future. We are a land of creation. Creation of dreams. Of Community. Of home. For ALL who wish to call us home. We are America, And we will continue showing the World what that means.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
MN Morning Routine. Stay safe Fam! ✌️
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My man’s nails everything, but especially this:
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Chaperoning a multi school Walk Out to the Minnesota State Capitol in protest of 🧊 kind of solidified a theory. We’re being attacked for our politics, but there’s a whole generation living through this that are pissed. MN is only going to get more progressive… (1/2)
A group of middle schoolers walking to the Capitol during the Saint Paul public schools Walk OutThe large group of students who protested, doing so at the MN State CapitolJust me smirking because a student was playing “Blowin’ in the Wind” at the Minnesota State Capitol while I was chaperoning.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The classic “Hamm’s” logo but Saint “Abolish ICE: From the Land of Sky Blue Waters” Source unknown
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I love @dieworkwear.bsky.social for many reasons, but I’m grateful for him sharing this video… the NYT interviews my main man Abdullahi, who was in my HHH Policy Fellows cohort, in this. We walked DC together and I assure you, you will not find a finer example of an American.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What’s your “How can one album have so many bangers” album
The cover of NOW, THAT’S what I call MUSIC! Volume 121
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
“Lightning crashes, a new mother cries. Her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes… the confusion sets in.” The Gospel of The Lord. @normcharlatan.bsky.social
Da Pope. Just RIPPING “Lightning Crashes” by the (soon to be, God willing) Rock and Roll Hall of Famer’s, Live
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 23/11/2025
The screen door slams, Mary's dress sways Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays Roy Orbison's singing for the lonely Hey, that's me and I want you only Don't turn me home again I just can't face myself alone again
Pope Leo holding the mic like a Rockstar
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 14/11/2025
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
Photo of a common meme of a man standing up alone to speak out at a public forum.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Brings a tear to my eye… (especially utilizing the “Battle of Gonzales” flag!) 🇺🇸 🫡
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It has been said that a “Government shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership.” Today, the 2nd longest government shutdown in United States history, which was under Donald J. Trump, Has been surpassed. The longest now belongs to Donald J. Trump. (The quote was said by Donald J Trump.)
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Thank you, Sensei! Viva La Revolucion!
Bob G dressed up as “Bob” from One Battle After Another. Holding a small beer and gun case.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Hey! It’s been awhile! I’m so sorry. Been busy. But poppin in with a quick q! Why the FUCK is Putin speaking from behind the GREAT SEAL OF THE UNITED STATES?!?! Foreign leaders have shared a podium with the seal, but has there ever been one that was given their own podium donning it?
Putin speaking at the Alaska press conference, from behind a podium with The Great Seal of The United States
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If any followers are at Minnesota Yacht Club and need a post fest bev… I’m slinging beers and seltzers in my basement honky Tonk/ museum. Text or DM if you need a wind down.
The logo for “The Righteous Rascal”, Bob’s basement honky Tonk
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If y’all don’t live in Texas, shut yer goddamn mouth about TX politics and look for ways to help the beautiful people of one of America’s true beautiful places, the Hill Country. First marble I scuffed was the TX State Capitol. I assure you, you don’t know s*^%. Now go give. Go on.
A picture of MS Word’s “Clipper” saying “It looks like you’re trying to tweet something stupid about Texas Politics, are you sure you don’t want to read about gerrymandering and voter suppression first?”
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Michael Stahlke @michaelstahlke.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Happy 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry bayonet charge despite being outnumbered 5:1 day for all who celebrate
Maj. Gen. Winfield S. Hancock, commander of II Corps, could see two brigades of Southerners commanded by Brigadier General Cadmus M. Wilcox breaching the line in front of one of his batteries. Hancock quickly rode up to the troops guarding the battery and asked Colonel William Colvill what unit the troops belonged to. Colvill responded "the 1st Minnesota", to which Hancock responded "Attack that line!" With their bayonets leveled, the Minnesotans broke the first lines. The intensity of their charge disrupted the Southern forces' advances. Just before the 1st Minnesota became nearly encircled by enemy troops, Union reinforcements arrived in time to allow some of the men to make a fighting withdrawal. Their charge bought the Union the time it needed for reinforcements to be brought up
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Fear will not win and hate has no home here in Minnesota.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Local news folks picking up the slack that the National, Gutless press refuses to accept as their responsibility. Somebody has to do these things folks. Now more than ever. Thank you John.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Probably a good time to remember that no one in Longfellow’s poem ever told Revere, “Oh you’re over reacting!” Or “There are checks and balances!” Tip o the hat, Paul.
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Bob @bobbyg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Really digging who ever has been projecting on Boston’s Old North church in preparation for tonight’s 250th Anniversary of the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere… “Two if by D.C.” I mean… 🕯️ 🕯️
Bostons Old North church at night. Projected on it are the phrases 

“Let the Warning ride forth once more: tyranny is at our door.” 

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“One of by land, two if by D.C.”
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