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Ben McFarlane

@bmcfarln.bsky.social
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Chiefs Jayhawks Hawkeyes Royals. The 'fun' parent (wife is smarter than me). Big 'ol lib.

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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 2h
"Rated PG"
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 14h
Man you are not trying to get confirmed by Congress with Trump watching you're trying to win suburban moms in Cobb country right now.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PREEMPTED BY BREAKDANCING
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can't aspera my astra today
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kansas flag but it says "Toss Up"
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Cook Political Report just moved the Kansas Senate race to TOSS UP. Kansas. Which hasn’t elected a Democratic senator since 1932. 🤯 www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/sen...
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A Senate Majority is Squarely in Democrats’ Sights as Kansas Moves to Toss Up; Two Other Races Shift Left
Four weeks out from Election Day, the Senate map is shifting further in Democrats’ favor — and with it, their odds of winning back the majority.While Republicans continue to have a financial edge in a...
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cousins drives down the field and puts the raiders ahead 19-17 and the next time he touches the ball they're down 30-19.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thornton having the game of his career too
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Historically the exact situation you don't want to be in with him
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Royals legend
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crossbar doink, nice. He skipped it
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's so unbelievably frustrating knowing a guy with that accent got deported.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also please don't build my laundry machine so it can feel pain, I do not want or need that. That is a design flaw.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holthus shouting out Southeast Polk in the chiefs broadcast 💪💪💪
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pinned skeet right here
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH MY GOD IOWA
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean #1 by far is unfortunately BYU
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every Republican right now:
[Mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lean R
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LEAN R LEAN R LEAN R
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
American Dad: Stan is So Jealous
Alt: American Dad: Stan is So Jealous
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll take Stanzi. I think if we win in 2015 it's just us getting embarassed in the playoff instead of Michigan St.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Le code c'est moi
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simply iconic
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We are in the "just win, baby" phase of the cycle
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That was my first game at Kinnick as a freshman. Pretty good introduction to Iowa football.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every senate election, Kansas gives me a little more to make me believe before pulling the ball away like Lucy. But one day it'll happen. Why not now?
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit, tbh.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Travis Kelce looks like a Great Dane they're forcing to do one of those agility courses.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These are primary fights, it's time to get on board. We can go back to debating the morning after the midterms
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've never seen this before in 30 years of watching football
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be fair, Kansas hasn't beaten either since 2008
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That Michigan/WMU finish
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Oakdice Runescape on Info Wars
ALT: Oakdice Runescape on Info Wars
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Huskies uhhhhhhh having trouble at the point of attack in defense
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My immediate thought was ACL tear but on reflection it has to be concussions.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think Trumps cabinet goons ignore him to the extent they understand that following his directions (jailing journalists) will result in an actual news story and fight, whereas Trump can say whatever unhinged thing he wants to on truth social and everyone basically ignores him.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a spread though
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Asher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Iowa will lose in Seattle on October 9 to drop to 3-3... And then they won't lose again all season.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Oh expand the court, that seems good" -Donald Trump has appointed Peter Thiel to the supreme court- "Oh. Oh no."
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Locking up the Nutella in my house like they lock up the razors at wal-mart
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Henry got this letter a month ago. What a wonderful woman Dolly Parton was. We could all stand to be a little more like her.
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the XKCD post about a random person in Nebraska holding up the entire digital infrastructure of the world, but modified to say that the person who maintains lsufootball.net is holding up the college football internet
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's like tell me you don't know ball without telling me you don't know ball
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mens ursae
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Crucifixion! Benediction!
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