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politics: destruction of carthage smell: tar, ammonia, sulphides core memes: yoshinoya, john stalvern, haruhi suzumiya doesn't change facial expressions, electronic old men in advance of theirs.

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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nomen est omen, and if you take this backwards your kids gonna get born dead
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did you know? the bug studies department at the clearwater university (fIorida) is known for its poor quality
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
here's a couple of smart hacks for my fellow travelers. first, regard the public relations slimeball's sidelining of core argument as agreement & push for its immediate defeat
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
how to count a tree's rings at night
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you can always refuse an illegal order. they won't just get someone else to do it; those ones refused before you did, hotshot
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
real rancid looking scar down an anorexic cult badass child's face. makeup dept should stick to primping their dogs
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in any case, death to the enemy through a million lead necklaces, for generational hatred which blood debt misrepresents payable
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
once our world is separated from forced ideals of falsehood, what happens to reality as contrast with unreal?
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the one-eyed too are made kings in a republic
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
extended education thru keeping it real
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
riichi skills waxing. this time the expert 1 rank might be deserved
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that's a fancy robobarista you got, but, can it make a frog cum?
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
shut your lame ass up. 7zip it
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
finally opening one's third eye, having sat upon it for such a long time
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
to disable this warning message, use option -wwhNgh7. or try -wwS and never see either of these againn
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
etymology aside, i demand to know whether bilking refers to boy milk or butt milk
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sucks to lose a wordle for confidently guessing funny things they've not yet disrecognized, such as FELCH
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
short children's song about how to read a spirit thermometer, why it's useful, and what the figures mean
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gronk, tell me how to call someone an asshole in the sense of their opinion being worthless, but not sound like homo objectification
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
president flatus,
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
right! as it turns out, i can hit all-nighter competence in a new thing within six years
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
search engines split by whether they'll fail to stalk an internet person nicknamed "branch delay slut"
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
clothes marked for simps, men, ladies, extra ladies,
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
in this week's news, united nations declares retirement of the mercator projection world map without showing a new one in their own press release
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
imitate someone's turn of phrase only when you're sure it isn't actually derived from goatse
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
racist immigration control is dumb because it implies that cheap people aren't worth importing unless they're exploited and then discarded like cattle
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
americans who'd say "extreme brittleness" over "crumbling"
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Winamp Skins Bot @webamp.org · 23/08/2026
gokugump.zip via the Winamp Skin Museum
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
imaginary tv show where the main cast are zombies raised relatively soon after burial in a society of same, everyone patching themselves up to go earn their paychecks
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
imagine instead a test of whether you're getting worked up at someone else's piffle that doesn't even exist
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
half the appeal of microblog sites is seeing respectable people fall for obvious clickbait
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a choir of leafblowers singeth upon thee
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 27/07/2026
tell enough stories about a someone and you will inevitably hit the Turned Into A Horse episode qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, who had recently been turned into a horse but was otherwise able to perform his duties as detective, whinnied.

T-Rex: There was a new mystery that required his attention!!T-Rex: The mystery was on the third floor of a building, but only once Sherlock got up there did he realize that he couldn't get back down. The incline of the stairs was too steep for Horse Sherlock, and he couldn't see where his feet were going. It was really really scary.
T-Rex: "As a horse I find a ton of things really really scary," he muttered, annoyed and scared.
Utahraptor: I thought being a horse wasn't interfering with his detective work!
T-Rex: It wasn't!

T-Rex: For the CASE, he'd already deduced who did it. That part was easy peasy and not scary at all. But then a leaf hit the window and made the slightest noise and Sherlock, again terrified, trampled three men to death in the enclosed space.T-Rex: Luckily he turned back into a dinosaur later - SINCE WE'RE ALL DINOSAURS - and the cops were on the lookout for a horse, so in many ways it was the perfect crime.
Off panel: How'd he turn back?
T-Rex: With much relief!
T-Rex: OBVIOUSLY??
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the soggy biscuit world championship
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
certain animals are too funny to eat, and therefore should be avoided by civilized people
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
dick-first conservative (sad american version)
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 14/08/2026
Chrysanthemum Tasting Vagina, Anal Break.
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
leethaxxers stfu, we're developing a serious data model here (chokes on whiteboard dust)
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"boards of camelot". is that anything
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
botfuckers incorporated
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the botfucker will insist that his slop too is hand-written by an actual human
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
even in your virtual console device, data pointer, length value, upper 32 bits of address cos oh dear long mide what is this
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
found a banger m.youtube.com/watch?v=ELHn...
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YouTube video by Release - Topic
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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boiling two-humped camel man's milk @bluevipsack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
watching seven funny people not joke about their offhand invention, the cum-sniffing dog
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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