Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ParaMax was right there. Embrace the corny portmanteau. 010
Reposted by Musketeer MattCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We have never received an explanation for how and why this office has a camel in it, much less where it learned to speak Emglish 1713110
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The German word for "idiot who attempts to keep up with his 20-something cousins during and after a wedding" 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is especially hard coming from someone who's watched this show from the beginning since high school (goddamn, I'm old), but the juice from this show has all but dissipated 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Four of the eight episodes last season were downright classics. This season, with the exception of the Ren Faire episode, has been nothing short of disappointing 100
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would really like to know at what point "Sunny" becomes funny this season 100
Reposted by Musketeer MattSoccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026JAMAL THIARÉ WINS IT LATE FOR THE CREW 🤯🤯🤯 612221
Reposted by Musketeer MattCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor 446764
Reposted by Musketeer MattCasey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound. 642335460
Reposted by Musketeer MattPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address 13114894
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok, I don't usually fall for the farcical pageantry of shows like AGT or American Idol but I waded into the rabbit hole on this one and, uh... this fucking whips www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1D...youtube.comNene Royal Goes FULL ROCKSTAR With “Seven Nation Army” By The White Stripes | The Final | AGT 2026YouTube video by America's Got Talent 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comFrustrated Man Throwing Papers At DeskALT: Frustrated Man Throwing Papers At Desk 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This early slot of NFL games is gonna set the sport back a solid 60 years 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Inject those live shots of the miserable UC fans directly into my system 010
Reposted by Musketeer MattAlli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before 32576101
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026On the plus side, godson created his version of the chicken dance that we are now calling the Chickey Shuffle 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've discovered that, during Oktoberfest, it's called Zinzinnati because when you become an active participant that's the only way you're able to pronounce it 100
Reposted by Musketeer MattJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149344034
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's objectively so cool that John Fanta has his own show on a major network 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i threw my phone at least 20 minutes ago. haven't taken the time to try and find it but assuming it's with our holy pastafari god and its current state is none of my business 000
Reposted by Musketeer MattTom Silverstein, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel @tspoon62.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Regardless of what happened on that defensive drive, the Packers still had a chance to stop the 2-point conversion, get the ball and score and make a game of it. They collapsed. No getting around that. 10353
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026just an absolute embarrassment of a performance of any packers team i've ever seen 010
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026good news, football never actually happened this season and has been officially cancelled by the official football authorities. this is for college and pro level. no need to look this up, it's the truth 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bryce Young vs Caleb Williams is some incredible cinema 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Texas has Kyle Flood and Will Muschamp as coordinators. I have no jokes that could make this sentence any funnier 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Also, you're not gonna find a more Ohio State fan pairing on live TV than Grizzly pouches teeth and tank top neck tats 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I truly do not need sing-along, racist railroad song in my life, ESPN 100
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Uh...there's gonna be some questions for Dan Lanning after this game 000
Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Kansas just ran a play that got two quarterbacks hurt at the same time. Brilliant stuff, Leipold. 000
