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Musketeer Matt

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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would really like to know at what point "Sunny" becomes funny this season
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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JAMAL THIARÉ WINS IT LATE FOR THE CREW 🤯🤯🤯
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Y'all be safe, be smooth, and have a great night" Kamario Taylor
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BEHGERS
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Thanks to the awesome power of AI, I no longer know my home address
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok, I don't usually fall for the farcical pageantry of shows like AGT or American Idol but I waded into the rabbit hole on this one and, uh... this fucking whips www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1D...
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Nene Royal Goes FULL ROCKSTAR With “Seven Nation Army” By The White Stripes | The Final | AGT 2026
YouTube video by America's Got Talent
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fatt LaMleur
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a Sickos-ass witching hour
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This early slot of NFL games is gonna set the sport back a solid 60 years
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy fuck, Ja'Marr Chase
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Inject those live shots of the miserable UC fans directly into my system
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
POLICE CHIEF
PONCHO MUNCH
- FOR -
DEANO BONANO
I'M WITH
BONANO
During Hurricanes Ike, Gustav and Katrina there was one constant. Deano Bonano was there for Westwego residents every time. As Director of Emergency Management and the head of Jefferson's Homeland Security, Deano instinctively knew the needs of our city.
That's because in his 30+ years of experience in Jefferson Parish government, where he led many critical divisions, Deano not only realized how a parish could help a city in need, but he also knew exactly who at the parish-level could help us most. It was during our darkest days in Westwego that Deano Bonano was our brightest guardian.
I'm supporting Deano for Council because I know how much he can and will help Westwego in every way. I'm asking you to please consider supporting Deano as well!
It's important to Westwego!
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've discovered that, during Oktoberfest, it's called Zinzinnati because when you become an active participant that's the only way you're able to pronounce it
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I would suffocate from laughter
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I expect Sprite for my eggs!" - Ted Cruz
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's objectively so cool that John Fanta has his own show on a major network
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pablo Torre found out
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i threw my phone at least 20 minutes ago. haven't taken the time to try and find it but assuming it's with our holy pastafari god and its current state is none of my business
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Tom Silverstein, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel @tspoon62.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Regardless of what happened on that defensive drive, the Packers still had a chance to stop the 2-point conversion, get the ball and score and make a game of it. They collapsed. No getting around that.
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just an absolute embarrassment of a performance of any packers team i've ever seen
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
good news, football never actually happened this season and has been officially cancelled by the official football authorities. this is for college and pro level. no need to look this up, it's the truth
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josh "Trebuchet" Allen
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bryce Young vs Caleb Williams is some incredible cinema
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Baker Mayfield, what are you doing?
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas has Kyle Flood and Will Muschamp as coordinators. I have no jokes that could make this sentence any funnier
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
4's still open
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arch...
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Reminder
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I truly do not need sing-along, racist railroad song in my life, ESPN
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uh...there's gonna be some questions for Dan Lanning after this game
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kansas just ran a play that got two quarterbacks hurt at the same time. Brilliant stuff, Leipold.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12/09/2026
if you do this on a football field your coach is legally allowed to kill you
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Solidarity with those of you who looked at Netflix's prices and decided, like me, nah, we're watching Miami-FA&MU, on an NFL Week 1 Thursday
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Micah Richards is a goddamn treasure
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
More people need to be aware of The Golazo Show because it is consistently great content and absolutely worth a Paramount+/247 Sports sub.
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Main't
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok, that anthem rendition was sick. Mike McCready still can shred it
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another perfect Fullcast
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MY GAWD!
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My God
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DingerTV @dinger.tv · 09/09/2026
HOME RUN Elly De La Cruz (25) 🔥🔥🔥🔥 444 ft (31°, 109.4 mph) off Tarik Skubal (87.5 mph Changeup, 1880 rpm) CIN 2-LAD 2 (T3, 0-0, 2 outs) www.mlb.com/video/tarik-skubal-in-p…
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Was kinda worried about this season given how middling the show has started off but this was an absolute classic of a "Sunny" episode in every way www.imdb.com/title/tt4367...
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RIP to the dumbest franchise of 2026
Reds 3 (69-75) vs. Dodgers 6 (87-57)
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
woke ass Ron DeSantis, do something!
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Musketeer Matt @bluepepperoni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Live from Doak Campbell youtu.be/dEkOT3IngMQ?...
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THIS IS HOW WE FIX PROBLEMS ON RUSSIAN SPACE STATION!!!!!!
YouTube video by ZioVicProductions
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PAWWWWLLLL FSU CANT AFFORD ELECTRICITY OR MIKE NORVELL’S BUYOUT!!!!
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pausa de energia?
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