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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 1h

Country rooooaaads, take me home...

TV guide says about the Chris Isaak Show "...so cool, it deserves to be hot."

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

A few of the most controversial posts of all time on r/dolls

Custom shirt to fit her custom boobs. Also some semi-realistic boob squish near the end >.>

I turned this Kid Kore Kelsey into Emily from the Tim Burton movie Corpse Bride.

Make your assumptions about the kind of friendship you think they have. I will say if it's right or not.

Would you rather buy a doll on clearance and half off retail when you’re broke, in debt, building interest. Or buy an out of stock doll that’s double its original retail price, but you have money and no debt.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Date: Yeah, do you have a favorite movie? Me: Hmm, yeah uh.. ooh actually sorry let me just run to the men's room, haha. (3 minutes later) Me: Sorry about that, anyway yeah, my favorite movie is Shawshank Redemption, then probably The Godfather, The Dark Knight, and the Godfather Part 2.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

I keep imagining a version of the Untouchables where they're going after porn distributors in a world where porn is prohibited. And at the end a reporter asks Kevin Costner what he'll do if they legalize it and he replies with a wry smile, "I guess I'll go jack off"

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 20h

It's fucking crazy that January Jones was born with that name and looks like that too.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 22h

This was plan B. Plan A was the guy who says "what's up dudes" after cresting a hill but I figured out that the hill situation at this party wasn't conducive to it. Everything I try turns to shit.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 22h

"Uh oh y'all, it's getting kinda hazy." I look around the Halloween party for a sign of recognition, anyone who remembers the tweet about the guy who raps about Patrick Swayze when he's drunk. "Uh oh y'all. It's GETTING kinda HAZY.. debudahbuda Swayze?" People ask what's up, I'm crying a little.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Drives me insane how the news will act like a story about the local dance crews putting aside their beef to put on one big dance off to save the orphanage is supposed to be inspiring, and not insanely dystopian? So if your local Breakerz and Rough Necks don't find common ground, no more orphanage?

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Watching Glenn Close clips with Warren.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When another man is confiding in me.

Stock image search results for confused baby, surprised baby, mildly scared baby.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

kind of fun that some dutch guy who i guess had never heard of animals got to name wildebeests

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Completely forgot that the first scene in Mad Men is Don Draper talking about cigarettes and then writing "I love smoking" on a napkin.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Punk ass chino boy probably thought he knew what he was doing with the La Croix. Ask around my guy

Guy in auburn chinos carrying razz cranberry la Croix in line in front of me, while I have blackberry lemonade waterloo

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

sorry got excited about the trick or treat thing

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah it's a play on "trick or treat"

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That sucks. My town's poet laureate is constantly putting up a billboard of herself at this same intersection, always with the same photo.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me: "If there's any good way to regulate temperature in an indoor space, I haven't found it." The humble HVAC installer: "Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you."

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I know she wasn't the writer this time, but it's hard for me to overlook how Camp Miasma kind of undercuts the message of her previous work, in arguing that evil villains can be powerfully erotic. — Guy who confused Hannah Einbinder with Hanna Arendt for a sec (based on a true little whoopsie doo)

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Black Cherry was the first Polar flavor I've tried so I don't know what the rest are like cause I kept going back to it, but I think they clearly stand head and shoulder above the rest, alongside Waterloo.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Who's drinking a milkshake before 6 PM

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I just talked to Einstein. Insanely smart. Oh, and you didn't hear it from me, but start investing in sticks and stones.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think he should do an "army sponsorship"

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Actually that's a stupid question to ask about a post that is such a thorough dissection of a man and his thoughts. What was going on with me was I watched part of Fargo season 3 while reading a wikipedia page about Chris Isaak's Showtime series that ran for more seasons than you'd expect

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What was going on with me when I made this

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 31/05/2024

I'm a classic style of American guy. My favorite artist is Chris Isaak, but I love Lana Del Rey too. I keep my dryer set to Jeans mode no matter what's in there.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Parenting hits different when you work in AI. 💯

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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Name for a 2000s post-hardcore song: If We're Both Early Birds Than Who Is The Worm?

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When I see someone buying a case of Polar brand seltzers, and it's the plain variety... Babe, you're leaving Dark Cherry on the table. Tastes like a zero calorie Dr. Pepper and you're instead going for the slightly kinetic water variety. It's like traveling to Italy to buy Levi's Jeans.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I like to imagine what a Defector article about me would be headlined. Bloviated Got the Job Done Bloviated Didn't Need Your Likes (or Reposts) Bloviated was His Own Niche Bloviated Paid the Price for Trenchancy (and Reaped its Rewards) Bloviated Kept it Real I'm dead in all of these btw

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I like GreenockScatman (Commentary account)'s suggestion

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Gotta admire the savvy move to bring up your dog that died three years ago before people get mad at you.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tried talking to Rick (the safety instructor) about improv and he said that a standard pump-action was built for any situation. What a natural. I said, how about a genie trying to buy a car? Then he started showing me the guns he's not supposed to sell.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As a kid one of the main things that interested me was the mechanism a fridge uses to know when to turn the light on, but as an adult I've become jaded about such things.

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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Yes, and"-ing the firing range's gun safety instructor.

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