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E.M. Anderson | author & schism enthusiast too hot for Bluesky @elizmanderson.com · 4h

it kills me when I see someone complain about a single typo in a published book bc I'm like listen that is not a typo, that is a SURVIVOR that made it past ten gazillion pairs of eyeballs, and it should be honored as such

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11h

I don’t have an EPL team - I just like watching the game - but I’m now a staunch “anyone but Everton” supporter. You boo a goalie for getting taken off the field on a stretcher and I hate you until kingdom come. I’m petty like that.

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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Kill the part of your brain that says you’re not allowed to be mean. Grind it to dust and leave it behind

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

Time to fall asleep while someone rips all of the hairs out on my bottom half.

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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

If you told me I’d be redownloading Mapquest in 2026 to try to stay ahead of the surveillance state I wouldn’t have believed you

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/10/2026

You'd be forgiven for thinking this is some sort of cry of existential agony but nah they're just like that and they're having the time of their lives

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 16/10/2026

I’ve left Instagram, so now my mom has taken to screenshotting the recipes she would have sent me before and texting them to me. Anyway - if you want the Millionaire’s Spaghetti recipe, let me know!

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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

"Libraries should be open late as an alternative to the bar" is going around some groups I'm in again and I just Y'all can't convince enough people to fund libraries to be open during the day with reasonable pay and expectations Where do you think you're finding night shift premium pay money

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

Today is a rough day for JR because it’s the anniversary of some of their soldiers being killed in Iraq. So I’ve decided to distract them by putting on all three of the Hobbit movies and anger them with all of the weird choices that were made.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

Two of our friends had to put down their cats recently and it is very sad and I don’t want to minimise that. HOWEVER, Baird now YOWLS at us to get his daily wet food that we got from these friends. He’s a MENACE about being hungry for something that isn’t his dry food.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

The problem with being an adult with adult responsibilities is that you also have adult money and have to talk yourself down from getting a new tattoo just cause. Even if it’s your birthday, you have to be responsible. Mods‽‽

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Emma Roberts' Annoyed Look

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

Okay, but I need to know where she got this dress cause I LOVE it.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

Just saw a Turkish-Mexican fusion restaurant near our place and I NEED.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/10/2026

You know, I’m not a Baseball Stats Guy™️, but I feel like “these two [batters] have gone 4 for 44” is bad?

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

People who asked me nicely “do you have a military discount?” when I worked retail would be told the truth that no, we didn’t. And then they’d get the employee discount. We’d all just pretend that there wasn’t a 30% price difference and continue on with our days.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

These “my man looks like” threads make my whole heart happy

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’ll never forgive the world for what happened to Aaron Swartz and I think about him almost every day because of this AI shit.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

Woke JR up from a nightmare this morning and I only knew they were having one because they were saying “fuckin CouchFucker!” while trying to hit something in their sleep. Nightmares suck, but that’s a good one.

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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

JIM CRAMER? JIM CRAMER figured it out??

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

Pretty sure this lingonberry citrus Polar seltzer is my new favorite beverage and I'm going to be pissed when it goes away with the new season flavors.

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Jesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

We're finally back in baking bread season, so it's time to break out my cheesy bread recipe, make a couple loaves, and eat the fuck out if it with stew.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

Yet again foiled by my own hubris - I didn’t refill my pill case this morning because I’d OBVIOUSLY do it during the day! And now I’m sleepy and want to crawl into bed and my pill case is EMPTY.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ad for Phantom of the Opera: “Come see this epic forbidden love story!” Me: “Wait…do you mean the same Phantom that I know‽‽”

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Puzzled Woman Calculating Math Equations

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Dr. Psychialove (he/him) @psychialove.com · 13/10/2026

Once an older gay man marching in the Pride parade with me said in re: corporations in the parade said “it’s better than them killing us” and that stuck with me.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 12/10/2026

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

“What day is today?” asked Pooh. “It’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day.” said Pooh

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sometimes Baird cuddles up with me in ways that remind me of Milo and it makes me sad. Happy sad, but still sad.

Baird is resting between two outstretched legs

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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The headline and the accompanying stars are somehow disconnected from each other

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

I gotta say - the number of formerly conservative military dudes I know who married an absolute diehard leftist woman with no fucks to give is astounding. These dudes are now defending the US Constitution, but from a totally different perspective than they were when they first swore that oath.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

You know it’s a bad day to be at church when someone annoys me, I say “Jesus CHRIST!”, and JR responds “he can’t help you here.” Time for a nap, friends.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

Mentioned Judas to JR while we were setting up the burse in church, so now I have to share the poem about him that I love.

The Ballad of the Judas Tree By Dorothea Ruth Etchells
In Hell there grew a Judas Tree Where Judas hanged and died
Because he could not bear to see
His master crucified
Our Lord descended into Hell And found his Judas there
Forever hanging on the tree
Grown from his own despair
So Jesus cut his Judas down And took him in his arms
"It was for this I came," he said,
"And not to do your harm.
My Father gave me twelve good men
And all of them I kept
Though one betrayed and one denied
Some fled and others slept.
In three days' time I must return To make the others glad
But first I had to come to Hell And share the death you had
My tree will grow in place of yours
Its roots lie here as well
There is no final victory
Without this soul from Hell."
So when we all condemn him
As of every traitor worst
Remember that of all his men
Our Lord forgave him first.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

Me: “I’m sleepy. I may go to bed.” JR: “I’m not saying you *can’t* go to bed, but you’ve been watching every game Georgia has won so far this year, so…”

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026

JR is proud of me when I say “that’s fucking holding!” while watching a UGA game. I’m proud of them when they say “you ARE a career politician, you beady eyed creep!” while watching a Sununu ad.

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Priest Says Mawwiage

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 10/10/2026

The dudes who decided to name their store “Two Brother’s Meat Market” either knew EXACTLY what they were doing or were cinnamon rolls too good for this world. Too pure.

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean…I’m happy to engage in some questionably legal retaliation against this person for this shit. Kids are allowed to fucking exist! We’ll see who gets arrested first, yeah?

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sitting in the ENT’s office for the first time ever like “oh yeah! My ears pop every time I swallow. And I forgot to say that I can’t blow my nose? And I pass out? Could those things be related?” Meanwhile the doctor is sitting here like

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Danger Will Robinson Robot

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/10/2026

Okay. I MIGHT be willing to concede that there is a SMALL difference between my beloved pair and brand new ones.

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coach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?”

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

Twenty-four year old me would have KILLED in this market. Fuck!

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 07/10/2026

Trying not to scare away the new person at work who just moved to Boston from Iowa, but also trying not to give her a false impression of who I am as a person. So I've gone with "fuckin nice to meet you!" to really give her whiplash.

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