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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!

@bloodyhades.northsky.social
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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they. Venmo me, bitches venmo.com/u/Kat-Meyers

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 24/10/2026
And since Jeremy mentioned them, these are the four fundamentals. I was raised knowing them because my dad has guns. I maintain they should be taught in schools because if we’re going to have guns in this country, every kid should know how to be safe around them.
The Four Important Rules Of Gun Safety
• Loaded: Handle every firearm with the precautions you would use for a loaded one.
• Muzzle: Keep the barrel's opening directed away from people and anything that must not be struck.
• Trigger: Keep your finger outside the trigger guard until you intend to fire.
• Target: Identify the target and assess the area around and beyond it. If uncertain, do not fire.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
This is the platonic ideal of an apple. Just perfect.
A perfectly round red apple. It is flecked with green
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 16/10/2026
And Notre Dame STILL won’t make it to the playoffs.
E
This Just In
CFP reaches handshake deal with
ESPN to broadcast a 24-team CFP beginning in 2027 - Heather Dinich
now
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
Every time I think about Chick-fil-A, I think of this post. Cause Popeye’s sandwich is a thousand times better than theirs.
Okay let me break it down for the people who haven't had a chicken sandwich from either Chick-fil-A or Popeyes.
Chick-fil-A's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by a white woman named Sarah who grew up aroun black people. The flavor is definitely there, but Sarah cares about your cholesterol so she's caref about the breading and grease content.
Popeye's sandwich tastes like it was cooked by a older black lady named Lucille that serves on the usher board and has 12 grandkids that call her
"Madea." Madea don't give a shit about your cholesterol because God's in control.
I hope this helps.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
I take umbrage at the fact that being a Brat wasn’t an option.
My kink jars. Look - I’m a freak, but I’m not typing this shit out for you in here too. Suffice to say ya gurl loves being spanked and tied up, but hates anything DDlg related or water sports
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
“What day is today?” asked Pooh. “It’s the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground.” squeaked Piglet. “My favorite day.” said Pooh
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sometimes Baird cuddles up with me in ways that remind me of Milo and it makes me sad. Happy sad, but still sad.
Baird is resting between two outstretched legs
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mentioned Judas to JR while we were setting up the burse in church, so now I have to share the poem about him that I love.
The Ballad of the Judas Tree By Dorothea Ruth Etchells
In Hell there grew a Judas Tree Where Judas hanged and died
Because he could not bear to see
His master crucified
Our Lord descended into Hell And found his Judas there
Forever hanging on the tree
Grown from his own despair
So Jesus cut his Judas down And took him in his arms
"It was for this I came," he said,
"And not to do your harm.
My Father gave me twelve good men
And all of them I kept
Though one betrayed and one denied
Some fled and others slept.
In three days' time I must return To make the others glad
But first I had to come to Hell And share the death you had
My tree will grow in place of yours
Its roots lie here as well
There is no final victory
Without this soul from Hell."
So when we all condemn him
As of every traitor worst
Remember that of all his men
Our Lord forgave him first.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
The two genders on a cool fall day on the water.
JR wearing long pants and a sweaterKat wearing shorts and a Chelsea jersey
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay. I MIGHT be willing to concede that there is a SMALL difference between my beloved pair and brand new ones.
Two pairs of Converse slip on shoes - one is brand new and the other is about 10 years old and looks it
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yay for girlie pop nights!
A white person’s nails with polka dots and the UGA logo
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a NORMAL AMOUNT of gay for this woman. Because SAME.
Gwendolyn Christie in a gorgeous gown holding Oscar Isaac’s face in one hand.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
What's your favourite GIF? I never get a chance to use it, but it’s my favorite
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a reminder that coal miners carried resuscitation devices for their canaries, but women are not afforded that luxury in “AI”/tech spaces. Any spaces, really, but especially tech. blog.scienceandindustrymuseum.org.uk/canary-resus...
Cage for resuscitating a canary. It has an oxygen tank on top and a pipe for pumping air into the cage
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some day, I hope to sleep the restful sleep of a cat that was once neglected and abused and abandoned to the elements, but now knows that she will always be warm and dry, even when a nor’easter is raging outside.
A dilute tortoiseshell cat sleeping on a yellow wingback chair. The sky is grey and stormy outside the window behind her
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
This thing looks like an Eldritch horror, but will eventually be a mitten. If I EVER willingly choose to do colorwork mittens again, someone beat me up. Fuck…it’s gonna be this bad when I do socks too, isn’t it…
The bottom half of an in progress mitten. There are four colors, but somehow there is yarn everywhere
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
I showed her a couple pictures of my partner and told her a bit about them and explained that I didn’t date until my 30s. By the time I went on my first date, I knew what the fuck I wanted and wouldn’t settle. She told me she wanted that for herself someday. I told her it was worth waiting for.
A white enby all bundled up standing in front of a snow pileTwo white enbies at a wedding. They’re dressed fancy and laughing
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, this is my gender.
I romcommunist
self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonismBrie Larson [chanting] top me top me top me
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you’ve ever wanted to check out where I work, come on down today - it’s free and open to everyone! I’ll be on the 4th floor greeting folks, and the first person who brings me a chocolate bar gets a favor of their choosing!
A white enby standing in library stacks. They are holding a Dunks beverage and wearing a shirt that says Boston Athenaeum crew
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
Baird has decreed that it’s time to take a break from working so hard and cuddle up for a nap.
A brown tabby cat is curled up like an overcooked shrimp in a white person’s lap
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
LRP: Look, I am BEGGING for the return of this phone. Please, what do I need to do to make this happen so that I never need to use a fucking smartphone again?
Samsung phone from 2015 that slid open to have a full keyboard
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
As soon as they ask the question of what I call a long sandwich, the answer is determined. Almost no one says “grinder” outside of Connecticut.

Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Connecticut - about 53% of your answers match a typical resident.
MYDIALECT - STANDARD
Least like you
Most like you
https://mydialect.us
Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.
MOST SIMILAR
1. New York, NY (50%)
2. Boston, MA (50%)
3. Philadelphia, PA
(50%)
LEAST SIMILAR
1. Oklahoma City, OK
(42%)
2. Omaha, NE (43%)
3. Kansas City, MO
(^2%)
mydialect.usLeast like you
Most like you
https://mydialect.us
Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.
MOST SIMILAR
LEAST SIMILAR
1. New York, NY (50%)
1. Oklahoma City, OK
2. Boston, MA (50%)
(42%)
3. Philadelphia, PA
(50%)|
2. Omaha, NE (43%)
3. Kansas City, MO
(43%)
What gave you away
Answers that point most strongly to Connecticut.
What do you call the long sandwich that grinder contains cold cuts, lettuce, and so on?
pecan [pi:kæn] with stress on the first syllable
("PEE-can")
sunshower
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is your *general* term for the rubber-soled shoes worn in gym class, for athletic activities, etc.?
sneakers
mydialect.us
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 05/09/2026
She truly is the pinnacle of design.
Picture of a SAAB dashboard and steering wheel
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 04/09/2026
For the cat tax:
Baird the tabby cat is laying down on his carrier in the front seat of a car
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 24/08/2026
I feel like I’m a very well travelled person and then I fill out one of these maps. And now I’m like “well shit - I gotta get out more.”
A map of the world with LOTS of yellow and very little blue green
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
We’re trying a new nail place because our usual is closed on Sundays. Picked a fancier pedicure for JR because my nails take a long time and I didn’t want them to have to sit bored waiting for me. Now they’ve got a steamer pointed at their legs, flowers, fancy scrubs, and fruit.
A white masc enby sitting in a massaging pedicure seat. There’s a steamer pointed at their legs and flowers in their foot tub
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/08/2026
How do you know I love Scotland above all other countries? I’m voluntarily wearing orange for them. I *hate* orange.
A white enby sitting in a car. They are wearing an orange Scotland jersey.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
EXHIBIT A IN DONT YOU DARE TALK TO ME ABOUT GOON SHIT
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why no, I will *not* remember this young man’s name. He looks like an actor specifically hired to do Magnum, PI related porn.

JR 
Medford, MA 
Trying.
In other news, your boyfriend is pitching this afternoon for Boston.
My boyfriend? Is that Porn Star Mustache?
Read 15:41
Peyton "pornstache" Tolle
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/08/2026
Truly the proudest I’ve ever been.
A pug in a camo jacket peeing on a “no pooping” dog sign
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s almost like I have a favorite color or something…
A white person’s hand. They are wearing three rings with garnets or rubies in them
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m an immersive yellow. And like…they’re right, but also I’ve only read one of these. Rebecca has been on my list forever though.
readyourcolor.com
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READ YOUR COLOR
--
BOOKS YOU'LL PROBABLY LOVE
Your color, on a shelf. How many have you already devoured?
The Silent Patient
Alex Michaelides
Rebecca
Daphne du Maurier
Big Little Lies
Liane Moriarty
The Nightingale
Kristin Hannah
Where the Crawdads Sing
Delia Owens
The Great Alone
Kristin Hannah
Gone Girl
Gillian Flynn
Jane Eyre
Charlotte Bronte
Verity
Colleen Hoover
The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
Taylor Jenkins Reid
Share this card
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
TWO HOURS LATER AND STILL!!
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 02/08/2026
Only went outside for a bit and not enough people saw how good this necklace looks against my tits. JR stared properly, but I demand more stares.
Close up picture of a white enby’s chest. They are wearing a black bra, a blue and white gingham dress, and a Kit Rocha necklace
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
This year’s Lammas loaf came out a bit misshapen, but she’s a beautiful golden brown and I can’t wait to dig in.
A loaf of home baked bread sitting on a wire rack
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 31/07/2026
The food was okay (hit or miss), but the drinks? I would make love to their bartender for this drink alone.
Under The Canopy
Privateer Aged Rum • Pineapple • Lime Honey • Tarragon • Ginger Beer
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is a picture of my (half eaten) meal. It’s short rib with leeks and a smattering of sauces that are herby and creamy. The cheese is sprinkled on top, but that seems to be all?
A plate of short rib with leeks. It’s half eaten.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 26/07/2026
What’s your sign?
TRUTH
CONQUERS
ALL+
This collection is inspired by the only text in Rosslyn Chapel.
Written in Latin, the inscription is carved on a lintel in the south aisle and translates as: 'Wine is strong. The king is stronger. Women are stronger still; but truth conquers all.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 25/07/2026
And just in case
REMINDER FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS IT:
GO PUT YOUR LAUNDRY
IN THE DRYER
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is who runs this account
A white enby laying in bed with flannel pjs on. They look exhausted and there is a snoozing tabby cat resting on their partially exposed breast
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
Post a thirst trap, Go: This is almost 10 years old at this point, but it *is* the thirst trap that snagged JR, so…
A white enby stands in a bathroom taking a mirror selfie. Their tits are real and they’re FANTASTIC.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
JR: “I know we’re close to the Strawberry Moon, but this feels a bit on the nose.” JR, after I’ve been staring at the “moon” for like 10 minutes: “wait…that’s the SUNSET!” It’s a good thing my eyes have been fucked up for decades.
A pinkish orange sun near the horizon
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/07/2026
IT’S NEVER COMING HOME!!!!
A white enby wearing a bucket hat that says it’s never coming home
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 15/07/2026
The two genders on a morning run to Wawa
Two enbys stand in a parking lot - one is wearing Bruins gear, sweat shorts, Birks, and a baseball cap. The other is wearing a button down shirt, khakis, sperrys, and a baseball cap
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 07/07/2026
I am part of that 60-80% and I am taking this advice. I encourage others to as well. And as a reminder,
Captain Janeway from Star Trek with the caption drink some water
have a snack
take your meds
put down the
doomscroller and relax your neck.
i love you and that is a threat.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 06/07/2026
Where’s that Channing Tatum jerking off gif when I need it‽
Screenshot of an iPhone with the date and time at the top. The featured notification is from ESPN and says “Cristiano Ronaldo exits his final World Cup in tears after Portugal are eliminated by Spain”
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 06/07/2026
We crashed it!!
20:01
This website is under heavy load (queue full)
Were sorry, doo many people are accessing this website at the same time. Were working on this problem. Please try again later
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@ 32auctions.com C ••
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 06/07/2026
Got this at the Scotland v Morocco game and you bet your ass I’m wearing it tonight.
A white enby person with a burgeoning sunburn wearing a tartan hat that says it’s never coming home
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is an older video, but we’re hanging out with this family for the 4th, so I expect a repeat of some kind.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 03/07/2026
JR is out getting us seltzers and the like and pictures aren’t loading well here, so I’m gonna drop this now and see who comes back to answer later. I’m getting the tights. That’s a duh. But do I also need the lace dress? Or would I only wear it like once to go to Slutcracker?
Screenshot of the Snag website showing crotchless sheer black tights that say Brat in large red letters on one ass cheek. Out of picture on the other cheek is a big red handprint. Screenshot of the Snag website. A VERY hot tattooed woman is wearing a sheer lace one shoulder dress. She has pasties on her nipples and is wearing black underwear and a black garter belt.
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