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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!

@bloodyhades.northsky.social
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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they. Venmo me, bitches venmo.com/u/Kat-Meyers

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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 1h
The guy teaching fishing seemed disappointed that I had no interest until I told him that what I actually want to learn is how to clean and gut them. Now I have a new best friend.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 1h
I couldn’t get signal to check it, so I appreciate the correction!
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 2h
At a gun club for pheasant hunting with the Wounded Warrior Project and I just keep thinking “and on the fifth day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle. So mankind could shoot the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 3h
My coworker requested an apple pie, so that’s good to know!!
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 4h
Me to that suspect:
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You're Doing Amazing, Sweetie Meme
Alt: You're Doing Amazing, Sweetie Meme
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 4h
Heading out into the country for the second time this week and we really did pick the perfect days. Even the leaves are showing off for us!
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Passing Strange At Present @chimaera.bsky.social · 15h
Can you ensure we can all have cider donuts? I mean, once you fix our country? Because once we get some justice and peace, cider donuts would be nice.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 5h
It’s fuckin hilarious to me that I JUST picked a ton of apples and gravitated to the Jonagolds (and Northern Spy). He’s right and he should say it louder!
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 18h
I have an Atkinson shawl and 15/10 would recommend!!
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21h
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Paris Hilton: That's Hot
Alt: Paris Hilton: That's Hot
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
Yeah, it's the people driving 50 in the left hand lane on 95 with Sig Sauer and Gadsen Flag bumperstickers that I shout "then die" at. And still - at least you're not Rhode Island. Those godsdamned Road Idiots.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
Oh they absolutely suck! My biggest complaint with New Hampshire is that they have that on their plate, but they refuse to let anyone they don’t like “live free”. It’s the libertarian bullshit I can’t stand. Also, I’m from Connecticut, so I just hate everyone. Rhode Island most of all.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
Ask JR how many times I've said "THEN FUCKING DIE" when we see a New Hampshire Live Free or Die plate.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
As a born and bred Nutmegger - this is rigged and I'm calling my lawyer. I will not stand for this slander*. *Yes, I've lived in Boston for almost 15 years now. No, that doesn't change anything.
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Ginger the garden witch @mkkraemer.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
In today’s TED talk we will discuss how Elf on a Shelf grooms children to accept living in a surveillance state while heightening childhood anxieties.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
And at a stoplight! That’s care for others!
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Lisa Rowe 🏳️‍🌈 @txvoodoo.bsky.social · 23/10/2026
HE'S A PITTIE WEARING A COAT WITH DACHSHUNDS ON IT.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
Po-Kay.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
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You Had Me At Hello
Alt: Renee Zellweger You Had Me At Hello
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 23/10/2026
I love these and we’re also not gluten free folks. I grab a couple extra boxes when we’re doing a cheese board because I know I’m just going to snack on them.
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Wolfy Wonder Woman @rockcandy87.bsky.social · 22/10/2026
Pop Tarts Bowl watch parties about to go awff
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
I had customers share their bank account numbers and login information with me entirely unprompted when I worked in customer service. I just kept thinking “you’re fucking lucky I’m a decent person”
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
I want to talk to the voice actors who did the sex voices in Fable because this shit is awkward as fuck and I HAVE to know what the script for it was.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
Daylight Saving ending on All Saints feels like an extra cosmic joke this year.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
This is the most perfect explanation of Snapewives I’ve ever seen. Thank you and also
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Ryan Reynolds' Shocked Reaction
Alt: Ryan Reynolds' does a full body shudder
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
No. It’s not. And it’s Harry Potter related from the early 00s.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
Sadly there was a group of special needs kids there on a field trip and I have *some* decorum. Not much! But some.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
We got a dozen and I’ve already polished off half.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
Also, I’m sorry but I have to say it: Ben Franklin would be elbow deep in bussy and too fuckin blissed out with a lady sitting on his face to give a flying FUCK what I “sacrificed” for my country.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
She was lovely! I’m sure there’s not an evil bone in her body!!
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
This is the platonic ideal of an apple. Just perfect.
A perfectly round red apple. It is flecked with green
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Phantomcellistf @phantomcellistf.bsky.social · 20/10/2026
3 years ago today. The OceanGatw submersible went missing on its way to visit the Titanic.

Will never forget the late night uber driver telling me they died so fastthey don't get to go to heaven; they just became nothing. Really wish I knew more of his theories.I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
The two of us were having a lovely walk when JR asked “do you think we could fuck out here without anyone noticing?” Me:
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Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Horny Wolf' Expression
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio's 'Horny Wolf' Expression
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
“From 9/12 to 10/30 OLD CNTY RD CLOSED” Me, an adult: “Old Cunty Road?” JR:
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Girl's Mischievous Tee Hee Smile
Alt: Girl's Mischievous Tee Hee Smile
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
Also, if you want to make the shoes you already have work for longer, Superfeet makes the best insoles.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
Danskos are what most of the nurses I know wear. JR recommends Salomon - they’re trail running shoes with HELLA support.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
I don’t give a fuck who you are, how old you are, or if you’re wearing a costume. It’s Halloween. Take the fucking candy.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
We hand out candy at our friend’s house while they take the kids around the neighbourhood. They live very close to a college, so plenty of students will walk by on their way to/from campus. And every time I’m like “do you want candy‽” And EVERY TIME they’re so fuckin excited and happy.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
This one! But also I feel like you need the one that says not to underestimate a godly woman with a hammer…
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
I need to find you the link for the sweatshirt I have that says “refusing to harden your heart is a radical act” with the Good Samaritan on it.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
I’m not saying that my partner being into two-step is a reason why I married them, but I’m not NOT saying that either.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 22/10/2026
This song and the Grundy County Auction Incident are my fuckin favorite songs from when I was younger. I loved country music growing up.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
I really enjoy them for the way that Suzanne Collins shows readers how devastating war really is even when your side “wins”, but I fully understand not needing to read dark books!
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
My sister used to work for a movie theatre and would bring home unsold popcorn in a massive trash bag for me and it was the best thing ever. 15/10 would recommend.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 21/10/2026
ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
Reading a book review that says something is "relentlessly entertaining in the vein of Hunger Games" and I have a LOT of questions about this person's definition of "entertaining". Cause I liked those books, but I don't know that I'd call them "entertaining".
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
Oh I’ve been here a while, but today is fresh mad.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
One of my coworkers sent me this today and you know what? Let's fuckin do it.
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Kyle Fixes The Internet
YouTube video by Yours Daily
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
Now I'm fuckin mad for the rest of the day.
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Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! @bloodyhades.northsky.social · 21/10/2026
I unironically love the shit out of this. It's perfect.
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