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I think that if there were a Devil, he'd worship me because I'm better looking. 👽🏳️‍🌈🦑 ☉ ♒️ | ☾ ♒️ | ↑ ♎️

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David C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 14h
If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 1h
Some people’s art is bad because their lack of soul can be felt through the work, on what planet do we think AI art will ever be worth a damn and enjoyable to experience in a way that moves your soul?
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg the special effects look like dog shit my instinct was right to skip last season
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything you need to know about me lies in I had 0% of my wedding thought out before it ever came up, and I already have 9 things about my funeral planned out at 34. The funeral is really the ultimate goth bash when you think about it, and it’s a damn shame I’ll miss my own, I feel like.
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TBP tour just goes to show if these pop punk guys put energy into the music and tour instead of trying to fuck teenage girls, the sky’s the limit. Is Gerard excelling, or is he just the only one with his priorities correct since 2003?
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Human intelligence can’t even keep guns out of American schools. Maybe we shift the focus off AI, back onto the first draft, and fix that part first, before we try to iterate…
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I really don’t know what a hip dip is and and this point I’m afraid to ask.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 24/08/2026
The real "administrative bloat" in education is the money that schools are being forced to fork over to tech vendors that can just keep jacking up their prices year after year, because it would cost even more to rebuild the systems and retrain the people that were built/trained on that tech.
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We have not had a good rock opera critiquing American politics since American Idiot, get on it Gerard, the moment needs you. 
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
took me way too long to realize this is for a retirement party and they don’t in fact make balloons for funerals
Balloon that says “you’ll be missed”
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Barbenheimer summer was really the high point of the last decade, upon deep reflection. What a beautiful little glimmer in an otherwise big pile of shit
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Idk if it’s time to let go of the blonde or what aging is hard
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We salute her!!!
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/08/2026
Antiquing find
Juggalo Jesus painting
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I really don’t know what to do with my hair anymore
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We love to see it. Welcome back, Rosie! 🤣
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Rosie O'Donnell Thanks Trump For Making Her 'Re-Famous' With Hilarious Dig While Guest-Hosting 'Kimmel'
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m like really not sure I want the group of people who generally adopted the mantra, ‘move fast and break things’ in charge of building the things currently sucking up all the surrounding towns’ drinking water… trust me.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The next time Elon Musk says money won’t exist in ten years, I hope someone asks how he’s planning to compensate the nannies for his army of children.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
These industry leaders aren’t going to stop hiring people (overwhelmingly women) to take care of their babies, raise their children, cook their food, clean their houses, staff their stores and services, work at their vacation spots, etc. Their message is not utopian, and they know it. They’re liars.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The AI industry’s marketing has infuriated me since day one. “Everyone will have an AI assistant.” “Money won’t exist anymore.” “You’ll all have more free time!” It’s ludicrous and fantastical. They don’t believe it. I don’t believe it. I don’t think most people believe it. What are we doing here?
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I fucking love the train bro
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Data-driven Enterprise solutions
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Infectious Disease Tracker @hmpxvt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Ebola outbreak in the DRC has officially become the largest recorded in the country's history, with 3,532 confirmed cases and 1,556 deaths. It is now the second-largest Ebola outbreak ever recorded, behind only the West Africa outbreak which infected over 28,000 people.
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Satanic Bay Area @satanicbayarea.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#DailyBaphirmation
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The people who rant about “DEI hires” are totally cool with the fact that the Chair of the House Judiciary Committee couldn’t even pass the Bar exam.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hope everyone has a successful holiday!
National Orgasm Day
Celebration

Date
Friday, July 31, 2026
Overview
National Orgasm Day is a celebration of sexual climax and raises awareness for issues surrounding sexual climax. It is typically celebrated on July 31 in places such as the United Kingdom, Australia, United States, the Netherlands, Canada and South Africa.
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jade42069.bsky.social @jade42069.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
TIL this holiday exists 😅
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
HA!
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Jim Carrey's Hilarious 'Good One!'
ALT: Jim Carrey's Hilarious 'Good One!'
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MindyGraz @melkleingraz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Good morning!! ☕🍩🥧🌲🦉🚦 #TwinPeaks #Coffee #Pie #TarotCards
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I started picking fights with nuns and priests in the 6th grade. These goobers don’t scare me. Hail satan and suck my ass.
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My top three celebrity crushes are Guillermo del Toro, Steve Buscemi and Ina Garten I just love talent and authenticity.
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don’t like sounding paranoid, but tell me why we have peak hours for electricity Monday to Friday 3 to 7 at the same time they cut down all the trees in front of my apartment? Seems like they want people to open their windows instead of use the lights so they can all spy on us/see what we’re doing
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 12/07/2026
when musk dies we’re all going to jump for joy at once and shift the earth just enough away from the sun to fix climate change
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 12/07/2026
rob was actually searching for lindsey graham’s dying words
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 12/07/2026
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Keith David: Welcome To Hell - Tales From The Hood 2
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 12/07/2026
The final for the World Cup and ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars 11’ take place next weekend.
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Instagram isn’t loading this feels intentional
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Trent Reznor is just the best. That is all.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Of course, Hitler violated an agreement Germany had with Denmark because he decided he needed it for strategic reasons. So, you know, this tracks.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Platner was supposedly justified because of his appeal to a working class that is always discursively coded as a white male industrial worker. Yet (while acknowledging the demographics of Maine) the 2026 US working class looks more like a black woman in scrubs than this 20th century image
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Like for real how are my good neighbors I trusted getting priced out of here by these mouth breathing knuckle draggers that appear to have ring camera fetishes? I now live amongst multiple Chevy Avalanches in this Rex Heuermann ass county, just to solidify I live amongst predators, pretty much.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Graham Platner is a good looking sexual abuser with a drinking problem. So why hasn’t Trump given him a cabinet position?
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SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As more of these facilities get built I’ve noticed more douche bags with pickup trucks with questionable bumper stickers move into my complex. Neighborhoods gone to shit.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/07/2026
The party that claims to "protect women" now wants mandatory pregnancy tests at the border. This is in addition to genital checks for little girls to play sports and criminal penalties for women who obtain an abortion.
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