Reposted by SamiAmDavid C Bell @moviehooligan.bsky.social · 14hIf you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale. 4749191110
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 1hSome people’s art is bad because their lack of soul can be felt through the work, on what planet do we think AI art will ever be worth a damn and enjoyable to experience in a way that moves your soul? 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Omg the special effects look like dog shit my instinct was right to skip last season 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Everything you need to know about me lies in I had 0% of my wedding thought out before it ever came up, and I already have 9 things about my funeral planned out at 34. The funeral is really the ultimate goth bash when you think about it, and it’s a damn shame I’ll miss my own, I feel like. 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026TBP tour just goes to show if these pop punk guys put energy into the music and tour instead of trying to fuck teenage girls, the sky’s the limit. Is Gerard excelling, or is he just the only one with his priorities correct since 2003? 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Human intelligence can’t even keep guns out of American schools. Maybe we shift the focus off AI, back onto the first draft, and fix that part first, before we try to iterate… 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I really don’t know what a hip dip is and and this point I’m afraid to ask. 000
Reposted by SamiAmJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 24/08/2026The real "administrative bloat" in education is the money that schools are being forced to fork over to tech vendors that can just keep jacking up their prices year after year, because it would cost even more to rebuild the systems and retrain the people that were built/trained on that tech. 9498145
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We have not had a good rock opera critiquing American politics since American Idiot, get on it Gerard, the moment needs you.  000
Reposted by SamiAmEmma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026took me way too long to realize this is for a retirement party and they don’t in fact make balloons for funerals 81566
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Barbenheimer summer was really the high point of the last decade, upon deep reflection. What a beautiful little glimmer in an otherwise big pile of shit 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Idk if it’s time to let go of the blonde or what aging is hard 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I really don’t know what to do with my hair anymore 001
Reposted by SamiAmGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/08/2026We love to see it. Welcome back, Rosie! 🤣comicsands.comRosie O'Donnell Thanks Trump For Making Her 'Re-Famous' With Hilarious Dig While Guest-Hosting 'Kimmel' 1184293
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I’m like really not sure I want the group of people who generally adopted the mantra, ‘move fast and break things’ in charge of building the things currently sucking up all the surrounding towns’ drinking water… trust me. 000
Reposted by SamiAmKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The next time Elon Musk says money won’t exist in ten years, I hope someone asks how he’s planning to compensate the nannies for his army of children. 1429637
Reposted by SamiAmKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026These industry leaders aren’t going to stop hiring people (overwhelmingly women) to take care of their babies, raise their children, cook their food, clean their houses, staff their stores and services, work at their vacation spots, etc. Their message is not utopian, and they know it. They’re liars. 534033
Reposted by SamiAmKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The AI industry’s marketing has infuriated me since day one. “Everyone will have an AI assistant.” “Money won’t exist anymore.” “You’ll all have more free time!” It’s ludicrous and fantastical. They don’t believe it. I don’t believe it. I don’t think most people believe it. What are we doing here? 801221199
Reposted by SamiAmMaytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Data-driven Enterprise solutions 151546417
Reposted by SamiAmInfectious Disease Tracker @hmpxvt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The Ebola outbreak in the DRC has officially become the largest recorded in the country's history, with 3,532 confirmed cases and 1,556 deaths. It is now the second-largest Ebola outbreak ever recorded, behind only the West Africa outbreak which infected over 28,000 people. 14525
Reposted by SamiAmmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If Fetterman was born 100 years earlier his parents would have just sold him to the circus and everyone wins but the moving picture shows ruined all that 292807334
Reposted by SamiAmThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The people who rant about “DEI hires” are totally cool with the fact that the Chair of the House Judiciary Committee couldn’t even pass the Bar exam. 552202511
Reposted by SamiAmIda B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Hope everyone has a successful holiday! 2294
Reposted by SamiAmjade42069.bsky.social @jade42069.bsky.social · 31/07/2026TIL this holiday exists 😅 073
Reposted by SamiAmIda B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 31/07/2026HA!static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Hilarious 'Good One!'ALT: Jim Carrey's Hilarious 'Good One!' 071
Reposted by SamiAmMindyGraz @melkleingraz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Good morning!! ☕🍩🥧🌲🦉🚦 #TwinPeaks #Coffee #Pie #TarotCards 3486
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I started picking fights with nuns and priests in the 6th grade. These goobers don’t scare me. Hail satan and suck my ass. 000
Reposted by SamiAmNew Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you? 5137281072
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026My top three celebrity crushes are Guillermo del Toro, Steve Buscemi and Ina Garten I just love talent and authenticity. 000
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don’t like sounding paranoid, but tell me why we have peak hours for electricity Monday to Friday 3 to 7 at the same time they cut down all the trees in front of my apartment? Seems like they want people to open their windows instead of use the lights so they can all spy on us/see what we’re doing 000
Reposted by SamiAmdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 12/07/2026when musk dies we’re all going to jump for joy at once and shift the earth just enough away from the sun to fix climate change 06412
Reposted by SamiAmdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 12/07/2026rob was actually searching for lindsey graham’s dying words 0112
Reposted by SamiAmdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comKeith David: Welcome To Hell - Tales From The Hood 2ALT: Keith David: Welcome To Hell - Tales From The Hood 2 0395
Reposted by SamiAmPop Base @popbase.tv · 12/07/2026The final for the World Cup and ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race: All Stars 11’ take place next weekend. 533445
Reposted by SamiAmThe Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Of course, Hitler violated an agreement Germany had with Denmark because he decided he needed it for strategic reasons. So, you know, this tracks. 20822169
Reposted by SamiAmHari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Platner was supposedly justified because of his appeal to a working class that is always discursively coded as a white male industrial worker. Yet (while acknowledging the demographics of Maine) the 2026 US working class looks more like a black woman in scrubs than this 20th century image 211621
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Like for real how are my good neighbors I trusted getting priced out of here by these mouth breathing knuckle draggers that appear to have ring camera fetishes? I now live amongst multiple Chevy Avalanches in this Rex Heuermann ass county, just to solidify I live amongst predators, pretty much. 000
Reposted by SamiAmNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Graham Platner is a good looking sexual abuser with a drinking problem. So why hasn’t Trump given him a cabinet position? 21978119
SamiAm @blondiesaurus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026As more of these facilities get built I’ve noticed more douche bags with pickup trucks with questionable bumper stickers move into my complex. Neighborhoods gone to shit. 100
Reposted by SamiAmAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 01/07/2026The party that claims to "protect women" now wants mandatory pregnancy tests at the border. This is in addition to genital checks for little girls to play sports and criminal penalties for women who obtain an abortion. 10475108