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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Getting older is realizing you can’t just do cocaine after 7pm on a Monday and expect to have a normal Tuesday. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Therapist just took me off the schedule because I said I was feeling nostalgic about something that hasn’t happened yet 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026You will address me as Mr. Wtf Are You Doing In My Research Lab 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I refuse to work between the hours of 3pm and 11:34am 010
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I’m less of a ‘yes and…’ and more of a ‘yeah well…’ 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026She told me to tie her up, but the string cheese just keeps breaking. I don’t know why I suggested this. I knew I forgot to buy the right supplies. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just got reamed for this conversation starter on hinge “Hi do you want to get some pizza and watch true crime documentaries? Or maybe something completely different if you hate that plan” I will be taking time to reflect, listen, and better understand how I can learn and do better. 020
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Bachelor number one, if you were a multiple choice question, what multiple choice question would you be? 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Boss: Hey! What’s the ETA on that 9x16 of the trailer for the new show that, let’s face it, nobody’s going to watch or even remember it existed after a few months? 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Had a good laugh with the dentist earlier Dentist: have you been flossing? Me: have you been wiping? lol jk jk Really looking forward to the six follow up appointments she scheduled 000
Reposted by blindreeferMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Every day is a brand new horror. 🎉 111553
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026ADHD meds ain’t cutting it today. Might hafta break into the gasoline 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Gonna try not showing up to work for a few months and see if I still have a job when I get back. 010
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026No more pity likes, chat. Gravy train just left the gravy station. 000
Reposted by blindreeferfuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026watching my neighbor through my peephole while she waits for the elevator she is an idiot 071
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Too many posts on here can and should be met with a simple “well don’t” 000
Reposted by blindreeferGreg @gwiss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It’s not a trolley problem it’s a trolley opportunity! 1231
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026She says she likes comedy but she ghosts me after I do my tight five about disrupting the gravy industry 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Can’t believe it’s almost been 30 years since Martin Lawrence ran into the street in the valley and screamed at cars.latimes.comComedian Martin Lawrence Runs Into Street, Yells at CarsWith a pistol in his pocket, comedian Martin Lawrence ran into traffic on busy Ventura Boulevard in Sherman Oaks on Tuesday, cursing and screaming at oncoming cars until he was taken away by police an... 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Dating again & pretending I like hiking again. Name a more iconic duo 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Editing your name in my contacts list to ‘Spam Risk’ 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It’s funny how you can’t always tell how loud someone’s laugh is gonna be just from their hinge profiles 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Breast implants should be less about making them bigger and more about adding sound effects 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Really wanna quit smoking but I just learned how to blow it out of my nose 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Somebody keeps posting pictures of my bottom and saying it’s Pluto 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Just letting you guys know, my bank has zero interest for bank transfers right now so try not to bring it up. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I know it’s not popular to say this but I miss when Panda Express used to sell pandas. 000
Reposted by blindreefer🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 29/04/2026When various shit is fair enough it's like. I mean yeah. fair enough 1142
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Just learning the thing I’ve been working on for the past month has been a fuck off assignment that my boss had no intention of taking seriously. If anybody needs me, I’ll be searching for hippie communes to join 010
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Just feeding depressing news stories into ChatGPT one after another to see what finally breaks it. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026“So I can hear you asking, ‘Kid, how is global security anything like Woodstock ‘99?’ Well it’s actually a lot closer than you’d think. Next slide.” 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026My brain when the meeting hits the 5 minute mark 010
Reposted by blindreeferweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Clients when you mention something will be fixed in the next draft, so just ignore it for now 2844
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Is there a block list for people who just post earnest political opinions about how Trump sucks? I agree 100% but Jesus Christ you guys. You’re not adding anything useful 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Shout out to all the new friends who wait a few months to let slip that they’re huge conspiracy nut, antivax, republican psychos. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Got a wild hair and decided to shave for the first time in years. It’s sensible hairs or none at all. 000
