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blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026static.klipy.comMahna Mahna Muppets DancingAlt: Two pink Muppets Dancing 080
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026John Wick but instead of killing everyone, he rings their doorbell and skedaddles 020
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Gonna be the first lava lamp with a grease smell I heard 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“It’s going as good as can be expected ig what do you want from me” 010
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026static.klipy.comMr Bean Gives a Thumbs UpAlt: Mr Bean Gives a Thumbs Up 110
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026How much time would you say you’ve spent thinking about this? 200
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Getting older is realizing you can’t just do cocaine after 7pm on a Monday and expect to have a normal Tuesday. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Jesus Christ dude you have no right to call yourself lazy. You’re always up to some shit. I wish I had your drive 020
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Lifting the world of this hole by pulling our collective finger 040
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Hot Take: Dr Crusher wasn’t affected by the psychic chaos when she clocked Wesley. She just saw an opportunity and she took it. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I’m not averse to a moment of silence followed by a mascot with a t-shirt cannon 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Therapist just took me off the schedule because I said I was feeling nostalgic about something that hasn’t happened yet 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026They kept trying to explain to Clitty how it should be finding the clit 020
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026You will address me as Mr. Wtf Are You Doing In My Research Lab 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I didn’t want to believe it when the forecast said Lynchian 190
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I refuse to work between the hours of 3pm and 11:34am 010
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I get that and yeah it’s sad. We’ve become so accustomed to mass produced goods that the original versions have become weird and foreign to us. I’m a big fan of artisanal cheeses and I wish I knew more about them. That said, I’ve now watched that gif 100 times and I think I’m gonna be sick. 020
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Marveling at how your sentiment was disastrously undermined by your gif choice 130
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026100% chance some people in this thread are gonna get a post of their own 030
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I’m less of a ‘yes and…’ and more of a ‘yeah well…’ 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026She told me to tie her up, but the string cheese just keeps breaking. I don’t know why I suggested this. I knew I forgot to buy the right supplies. 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026This right here is gonna pucker some little alien’s nuts when they unearth the ancient Bluesky scrolls in a few years 000
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just got reamed for this conversation starter on hinge “Hi do you want to get some pizza and watch true crime documentaries? Or maybe something completely different if you hate that plan” I will be taking time to reflect, listen, and better understand how I can learn and do better. 020
blindreefer @blindreefer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Bachelor number one, if you were a multiple choice question, what multiple choice question would you be? 000
