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Ryan Bloom

@blazehedgehog.bltn.net
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Too weird to live, too rare to die. I created Sagexpo.org a long time ago, dabbling in game development for 20+ years. They used to pay me to write. People seem to like my Youtube videos. blazehedgehog.bltn.net

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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 4h
Does Sega get a cut of boost revenue? They don't, right? That's just for Discord?
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 4h
Still locked down to everyone except people who burn a server boost (read: spend money) in order to chat, too. And close to 2300 people have boosted the server. They have completely maxed out all community features a long, long, long time ago. But people keep boosting.
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 4h
The discord server past 100,000 registered users last night and there's still a post in the announcements channel that there are no current plans to hire more moderators.
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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 4h
I can't help to feel like we're too easily duped, just a bunch of rubes who will do anything for a treat. I have to stand my ground. They can't win me over that easily. Continue producing physical media and we MIGHT be talking. Sony can lick my dirty floor boards.
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 18h
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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feathery Miracle 🏳️‍⚧️🦜 @miraclep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shoutouts to the Crabstick Mazinger subs I think about "shit, the bullshit again?" all the time
Dr Hell: Only with this crabstick, I can control the enormous Mechanical Beasts ArmyBaron Ashura: Increase the soupCount Brocken: shit the bullshit again?Boss: We are entering the age of Fatso
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 12h
Tonight's Entertainment: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) letterboxd.com/blazehedgeho...
letterboxd.com
A ★★★ review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
This is maybe the most cartoonishly disgusting movie I've ever seen, to the point where I can't take any of the gore, slime or sludge seriously. Everything is dirty, dusty, sweaty, or bloody. Tattered...
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I would like to submit Andrew Wyeth's 1979 painting "The Night Sleeper" as the best painting of a dog
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 20h
Anonymous asked: I am sorry for constantly sending you and others negative messages, but I just can't be positive about anything anymore for a variety of reasons blazehedgehog.tumblr.com/post/8297483...
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The Hotdog Laserhouse
Anonymous said: I am sorry for constantly sending you and others negative messages, but I just can't be positive about anything anymore for a variety of reasons, including (but not limited to) the...
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 21h
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 22h
THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 06/10/2026
Tonight's Entertainment: Suspiria (2018) letterboxd.com/blazehedgeho...
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A ★★ review of Suspiria (2018)
I've never seen the original, but the remake here came up on movie night and like... I thought Suspiria was supposed to be this kind of subtle, sort of cryptic art house kind of horror movie? I mean, ...
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*hands u this controller*
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23h
okay this is now full stop my favorite way of describing ai labs lmao
Andrew Orlowski
The world cannot afford an
Al bubble right now
Anthropic is like if the Heaven's Gate UFO
cult went into business
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
8 Closed
Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 06/10/2026
The only person saying you are unlovable is yourself, and you cannot self sabotage like that. You are only denying yourself the possibility. Someone who loves you IS out there somewhere. It can't not be true.
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 06/10/2026
Something I think about: there are people out there that are 400lbs+ who are happily married. People with physical deformities who are happily married. Even Fox News weirdos find love. There are fairy tales about women falling in love with frogs and beasts. And the monsterfuckers confirm they exist.
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 06/10/2026
Signed: someone who is 43 and also has been not been very romantically active.
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 06/10/2026
You don't know that. That others have not secretly pined for you. There are many missed opportunities that pass us by out of circumstance. Nobody did anything wrong. You didn't do anything wrong. Unless you loved and failed, do not punish yourself for unknowns.
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The infamous dril tweet that reads "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 06/10/2026
It seems pretty divisive, yeah. It's weird, because I remember hearing a lot of positive buzz when it first released.
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 06/10/2026
Tonight's Entertainment: Suspiria (2018) letterboxd.com/blazehedgeho...
letterboxd.com
A ★★ review of Suspiria (2018)
I've never seen the original, but the remake here came up on movie night and like... I thought Suspiria was supposed to be this kind of subtle, sort of cryptic art house kind of horror movie? I mean, ...
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buggo baby’s journey @onryo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sneaks took my office chair and is such a complainer about leaving lol
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 05/10/2026
Anonymous asked: The Dude Alert has been sounded and so i must ask: Have you dabbled in the RPGmaker Scene as of late? blazehedgehog.tumblr.com/post/8296577...
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The Hotdog Laserhouse
Anonymous said: The Dude Alert has been sounded and so i must ask: Have you dabbled in the RPGmaker Scene as of late? Answer: I only ever dabbled in the RPGMaker scene one time, a very very very long....
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 05/10/2026
"I believe people will do tremendously more good stuff than bad stuff." Can you cite any examples so far, Sam? Because there's a growing mountain of evidence that this technology makes us dumber, less curious, and more dependent on something that pours money directly into your pocket.
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ElSato @satogamedev.itch.io · 05/10/2026
tie this fucking guy to a rocket to the sun
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
alright, gonna pause there for the night! more recs later, of course! i'll rattle the ko-fi can if you wanna throw me some bones for the curations/recs (and anything's appreciated!), but regardless, hope you found something new or old to love! ko-fi.com/spacetwinks/...
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Buy Colin Spacetwinks a Coffee
Become a supporter of Colin Spacetwinks today!
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have a lot of experience drawing fake FPS screenshots in extremely limited paint programs
A fake screenshot of a Doom-like FPS game, drawn in Kid Pix Studio on a Power Macintosh. The player, a crude clip-art pirate with an eyepatch, wields a revolver (and a whip) against a sarcophagus wearing sunglasses, boxing gloves, and a cowboy hat.A fake screenshot of a Doom-like FPS drawn in Kid Pix on a Macintosh Plus. The player wields a handgun against a suit-clad man with a pumpkin for a head. The door ahead is locked. The player has a key.
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JJSignal is still! Open!! For work!!! @jjsignal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dug up some old character concepts I did for a dead project where I used this episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark as a mood sheet. I was pretty fond of them. This was back in 2017 I think? Almost 10 years ago now hahahaaaaAAAAAAAあああああああああ@@@
Character in a white outfit with blue accents. They have an X shaped visor, helmet crest, and belt buckle, with black hair sticking out of their helmet on both sides to complete an X shape in line with their legs and arms.A bulky character wearing white with pinkish accents. He has a square visor, with square shoulder pads, belt buckle, glove plates, chest piece, and squared off, dirty blond mohawk and beard.Character wearing a white outfit with green accents, and a green cloak. They have orange hair with orange boots and an orange belt. They sport a triangle motif with a green triangle visor, cone shaped horns sticking out of their helmet, triangle cloak, belt buckle, knee pads...Character wearing white with redish accents. They have a circle motif with a bubble shaped white helmet with a big red circle, an orb floating over it with a red band, a circular cloak with a red band, bubbly elbow and knee guards with red circular bands around them, gauntlets with circular patterns, and a belt with circle patterns. Additionally, attached to the helmet are red circular goggles, and underneath are bubbly earphones with red circles on them...
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 05/10/2026
Burning Rangers is sort of a lynchpin in Sonic Team's entire history, really. When you play it you can see how it not only influenced Phantasy Star Online, but Sonic Adventure and especially Sonic Adventure 2.
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 05/10/2026
I rolled my eyes at so much. Especially the ending!
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 05/10/2026
Tonight's Entertainment: The End of Oak Street letterboxd.com/blazehedgeho...
letterboxd.com
A ★★½ review of The End of Oak Street (2026)
I feel like a lot of this movie's enjoyment is predicated on the mystery of not knowing it's a dinosaur movie. Otherwise, we're left with something that's trying very, very hard to replicate the vibe ...
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sonicfreak94.bsky.social @sonicfreak94.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fuck YES unlimited fps glover
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rocket Lawn Chair!
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a Mae of blood @eversonpoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's almost like spewing hate constantly affects people negatively huh, who would have thought?
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Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 05/10/2026
The thing is, Marin's song WORKS. It can wake the Wind Fish! I think that consciously or not, this is Marin having concocted a way to end the dream, so that she can escape it and return to the free-flying seagull form she dreams of.
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Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 05/10/2026
So it's a "butterfly dreaming it's a human" situation for her. But there's more: near the end of the game, Marin ventures up into Tal-Tal Heights. After she leaves, the owl appears and says bemusedly that Marin went to sing to the egg, pondering if she believed she could wake the Wind Fish.
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Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 05/10/2026
Okay, hear me out here. Link's Awakening, yeah? When you're at the beach together, Marin says she dreams of being a seagull and escaping Koholint. If you get the 000 ending, you see a seagull. Now, it's always been my belief that Marin IS a full, caught in the Wind Fish's dream as link has been...
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Arrietty Lunaris 🏳️‍⚧️ @arrietty.itch.io · 11/09/2026
sonicfangameshq.com/forums/showc... arrietty.itch.io/prototype-n The new demo is available at both SFGHQ and itch io! Changelog later!
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Prototype N
2D Platformer-Shooter starring Nadine!
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Steel A Jeeg @dogbarkingbees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know I spilled the beans months before they wanted it public, but man... fuck this. Private equity is killing the boutique labels that saved this industry and that ISN'T a coincidence. It's a targeted killing.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I remembered that one Resident Evil CGI show on Netflix and how it gave me probably one of the stupidest quotes in the entire franchise that isn't even from one of the games
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Weasel ⛳🏌️ @wildweasel486.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I found the flash card that had my old WarioWare DIY save on it, which means I got back all nine of the microgames I made back in (/checks) 2016. So here's Wolfenstein 3D.
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Darío @dariosamo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What these people are unaware of is that getting the game running is basically the first step of the journey and not the end. This is why I argue that as far as recomps go, AI hasn't provided any sort of speedup. Making a barebones recompilation was always easy and required very little time.
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EV3 @ev3lindaboi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Patrick Michael @arcadedev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Finally the solemn silence is broken....
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 05/10/2026
After that, probably catching the last 15 minutes of "The Gate" on cable TV when I was 8 or 9 years old. I was terrified of the old man in the closet for YEARS
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Ryan Bloom @blazehedgehog.bltn.net · 05/10/2026
The tunnel scene in Willy Wonka upset me so badly at five years old I projectile vomited and it became a traumatic phobia.
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Willy Wonka Gene Wilder
ALT: Willy Wonka Gene Wilder
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「Bescreamoth」 @begemot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
W3C: The <b> tag is deprecated, it will no longer bold things by default. We should use HTML that is easier for laypeople to understand. Web devs: Ugh, fine *writes <span style="font-weight:bold;">*
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what the fuck
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