Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 23hNobody: ... Me: Yeah but they could shadowdrop Worms (SNES), Worms (Mega Drive) and Worms Armageddon (N64) on Nintendo Switch Online, like tomorrow or something, and they'd have the online functionality for free. You never know! [Resumes silent contemplation] 130
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 28/09/2026I'm going to introduce a new holiday where the remorseless supernatural character chases you around the world on a demonic motorbike and lops your fingers off with a comb because the UI of your game is so miniscule as to be unreadable. I'll probably call him Fontzie. 010
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 27/09/2026An increasingly common thing I see: people assuming that very small teams, making the childhood games we loved, only had really compartmentalised roles like "manual" or "producer". Everyone needs a job title, but there was a ton of creative overlap that mostly goes unacknowledged! It got messy. 1163
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 26/09/2026Good god, I assumed this was lost media... This taught me binary and other computer concepts when I was 5! www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-PF...youtube.comThe Matics - Episode 0YouTube video by Shadoks & Co. 120
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 26/09/2026I think the main reason I've never seriously considered getting a dragon is the amount of time I'd spend going back-and-forth about what to name it. 210
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 25/09/2026Oh, goody; we've now moved into the "A Dystopian Timeline so hilariously improbable, we get a gag where unfrozen super-cop Sylvester Stallone side-eyes this whole ridiculous advertising endeavour before deservedly smashing the screen with his fist" phase of 2026. 011
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 25/09/2026Just unironically used the term "snackable" to refer to a video and now I'm going to have to exile myself to the Barren Lands. 040
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 24/09/2026I saw this post and it suddenly reminded me of the 2000s-era emulation rush , where truly hardware-accurate code was overshadowed by quick, sloppy jobs to get games running "like what you remember", particularly in 3D. I have to hope that quality, deliberate work will ultimately win out here, too. 0120
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 22/09/2026I have a routine these days. A short while before I actually need to sleep, I'll head upstairs. Close the curtains. Put the lamp on. Make the bed. Make sure I've got a full water bottle in arm's reach. Take my phone up and plug it in, with a YouTube video queued to sleep to. Pre-bedding helps. 410
Reposted by Chris Allcockbarleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%. 202142702
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 21/09/2026It's Fantasy World Dizzy, I'm afraid. Sorry, everyone. It introduced me to so many notions I hadn't encountered in video games before; from conversations with NPCs, red herrings, item persistence, metahumour, how to walk on clouds... It wasn't even the first Dizzy, but it was MY first Dizzy. 120
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 18/09/2026Nobody: ... Me: Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy is a technical marvel on the NES! The ability to set down and have it remember positions of basically all the objects in the game, changing time of day, smooth scrolling, Dizzy's face changing depending on the situation, dynamic music... 023
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 17/09/2026What if, instead of figuring out how to limit his powers for a Superman game, you just leaned fully into them and made a musou at an insane scale? Let me rip up skyscrapers and hit people with them. For gameplay pressure, add a time limit because Jimmy Olsen has fallen into quicksand, or something. 140
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 16/09/2026I'm not genuinely cross about how they've grouped the metallic elements of the Periodic Table, I just actinoid. 030
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 14/09/2026The instructions on my ready meal said "pierce film lid in several places" so I went to the library, the park, a greengrocers.. These things aren't as convenient as they're made out to be. 030
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 13/09/2026Where's my Unreal Engine 5-quality remake of Sonic 3D Blast, please? 000
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 12/09/2026Since there's a whole new generation (and also the old generation, again) warming themselves up to whinge about Navi, let me tell you the story of Ortho... 153
Reposted by Chris AllcockKevin Bunch (ubersaurus) @atariarchive.org · 11/09/2026It's really funny seeing streaming services discover how TV works from first principles. Or at least it would be if they hadn't completely gutted the entire film and TV industry first. 2227
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 11/09/2026Ocarina of Time's art style is the new "what should we call Metroidvanias". 010
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 10/09/2026I haff tvelve HD metchsteek. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi2q...youtube.com【PV】『レイトン教授と不思議な町 Remake』ティザーPV(LEVEL5 VISION 2026 II Ver.)YouTube video by LEVEL5ch【公式】 010
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 09/09/2026Maths-based Stephen King horror sequel... Carrie: the Remainder Reviews prove highly divisive. 120
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 09/09/2026The core notion that Samus is a cool character is correct. This doesn't mean that you have to continue to PROVE she's cool by giving her action hero lines, vendettas, vampiric urges or reasons to flip out in battles. Samus is cool because she's a badass hunter who still chooses to save the animals. 000
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 09/09/2026New to #MecchaChameleon and interested in trying it on Switch 2? Here are the basic controls when playing with Joycons (no mouse) or a Pro Controller to get you started. 010
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 09/09/2026Extremely tempted to play Star Fox Adventures using my Switch's N64 controller, as the Krazoa originally intended. 1132
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 08/09/2026Watching "The Man Trap" for Star Trek's 60th and it's really making me want a packet of Walker's ready-salted crisps. A classic sci-fi story, holding a lens up to the modern-day and going "no YOU like salt actually". Makes you think. 122
Reposted by Chris AllcockKevin Bunch (ubersaurus) @atariarchive.org · 08/09/2026For Star Trek’s 60th anniversary, why not revisit the article I posted earlier this year about the history of the Mike Mayfield fan game and how it wound its way to the Atari 2600? www.atariarchive.org/blog/stellar...atariarchive.orgStellar Track – March 1981, Atari ArchiveAt first glance, Stellar Track seems like a minor VCS release, and it is – as a Sears exclusive that requires the instruction manual to learn to play,... 42310
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 08/09/2026You can't really see the rain on YouTube so Ganondorf just looks the moistest he's ever been. 150
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 06/09/2026It still feels like unbridled sorcery to be able to boot up an official game in 2026 and go "Yes, I would like to play as Amy in Sonic 1 with Tails as my buddy while we go on a quest for all seven Chaos Emeralds, thanks. Oh, and I'll have that bubble shield too." 1263
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 04/09/2026You might think you're having a wedding in 2026, but if you haven't got a Stars On 45 vinyl mixing everything right down to a simple 4/4 beat, are you even celebrating? www.youtube.com/watch?v=43mv...youtube.comLong Play Album II - ABBA Medley (Remastered)YouTube video by Stars on 45 - Topic 000
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 04/09/2026Oh, yeah, from that time I thought "you know, what Duke3D really needs to be a contender is a map based on Mario Kart 64's "Block Fort". 010
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 04/09/2026In an unexpected but welcome turn of events, I've just recovered a load of my Duke Nukem 3D and Half-Life maps from 25+ years ago that I thought had been lost to time. ...I'm a bit scared to actually load them. 240
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 01/09/2026Can we just get Super Mario 65 already I'm sick of all these spin-offs 120
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 31/08/2026Was looking forward to Whisper of the House and its strong Unpacking vibes, but sadly, the text is miniscule. And you need to read the prompts to work out what item you're holding. 220
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 30/08/2026Okay, just hear me out, right, a chronological video series going through every video game that's got cavemen or dinosaurs in it and then I put them all in a big tier list at the end. Then, as an epilogue, a Prehistoric Gaming iceberg. Yeah! Yeah? 030
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 28/08/2026You've got to practice jokes about docks, harbours and piers, because timing is quay. 050
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 27/08/2026The fact the Peter Cullen's passing has made it to the front page of BBC News shows you how much he meant to people. I can only think of a few notable voice actors who'd receive such acknowledgement. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukPeter Cullen: Optimus Prime and Eeyore voice actor diesCullen voiced the heroic Optimus Prime in the Transformers TV series and then the Hollywood films. 020
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 26/08/2026I don't know why but I saw this and immediately had to freehand-mouse draw it. I think it's the way his pupil exists in 3D space. 1154
Reposted by Chris Allcocktwo-faced and quixotic @eyeteeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton's Imagination Library takes donations and serves communities in the US, Canada, UK, Australia and Republic of Ireland. They say that loved ones are only truly gone when their names are no longer spoken. Give us a reason to keep thanking Ms. Parton for her hard work.donate.imaginationlibrary.comHomeMake a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children. 154
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 25/08/2026Bittersweet memory That's all I am taking with me Goodbye, please don't cry And I will always love you 000
Reposted by Chris Allcockkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT 89204156216
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 23/08/2026The puppets episode of Strange New Worlds would have been fine as a curio in a larger season when we got Trek on the regular. When there's no more on the horizon, and it's 10 episodes per season, the whimsy just can't hit in the same way no matter how well-made it is. Like the puppets, it's fluff. 240
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 22/08/2026I'm genuinely stumped. Why do we give a shit about where Harry and Meghan might live, where their kids will go to school, anything like that? I could sort of get it if they were an active part of the Royal Family, a institutional curio that drives tourism. They're not. They're just rich and posh! 020
Reposted by Chris AllcockJosh Scherr @joshscherr.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Game Writer: why did no one tell narrative there's a glass in this game 1719
Reposted by Chris AllcockDouble Fine @doublefine.com · 21/08/2026Confirming: When you buy a DF game now, you support us directly! 462238753
Chris Allcock @taskbaarchitect.com · 20/08/2026Looking back, it's so wild that OG Mortal Kombat only had these few characters. 021