Ryan Bloom
@blazehedgehog.bltn.net
1.4K followers 1.2K following 8.6K posts
Too weird to live, too rare to die. I created Sagexpo.org a long time ago, dabbling in game development for 20+ years. They used to pay me to write. People seem to like my Youtube videos. blazehedgehog.bltn.net
![Nice Ice Baby — 8:54 PM
dont waste your time blaze you gotta catch up on every single movie in FORTNITEMARES so you understand the lore and implications
watch FNAF2. watch every Freddy Krueger movie. Watch Obsession. Watch, uhh, universal park stuff involving Beetlejuice. also the musical.
the purge.
every chucky movie to manifest him into Fortnite this year cuz i really have a feeling hes not happening now
Blaze [SAGE], — 9:05 PM
I saw FNAF1 and that was enough. I am curious about FNAF2 but more in the "I want to see the bottom of this barrel" way
I could probably watch an Elm Street. I'm curious. I've thought about it.
Matt showed me Freddy vs. Jason when he flew out to Nevada after my mom died and that was pretty fun
I would absolutely watch the Beetlejuice musical and have actually tried but all that exists are bootleg recordings with really bad audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHbwFSqxLqg
this is fun though
Nice Ice Baby — 9:09 PM
sorry in for a penny in for a pound you gotta see fnaf2 right now
Blaze [SAGE], — 9:13 PM
joke's on you they don't make pennys anymore
:smug:](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:46mmwyg3cn4f4asmknp5n6me/bafkreifdru3t4kdjeknwhf6fqqysk3lvt7vyg6f7vlb5jpakntqbk2r26e)
![Blaze [SAGE], — 5:00 PM
I miss the days where all I had to do was just upload a finished youtube video
there is so much metadata for me when I upload a new big "release"
I add chapters. I add captions. I add an end screen. I add cards. I add up to three thumbnails. I add two different types of hashtags. I tag what game it is. I disclose AI usage. I disclose whether it features kids. I disclose whether it's FOR kids. I disclose whether its suitable for ads. I manually tweak ad breaks. I disclose my sponsorship. I add a line at the top of my description for the sponsorship and I have to have a pinned comment about the sponsorship. I tag associated merchandise. I set it for early access and schedule the public release.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:46mmwyg3cn4f4asmknp5n6me/bafkreidtakvzbaz7dzt75vziprdlqjwizocwxg6pkt4qaarrcqfwtzokey)
![Nice Ice Baby — 3:26 PM
I can’t get excited for that game. I probably need to see someone else play it
Blaze [SAGE], — 3:26 PM
yeah I dunno what it is
I just do not give a shit about it
it's like chalk
Nice Ice Baby — 3:26 PM
I don’t hate Wolverine but he’s not my favorite
He’s just the cool uncle of Marvel
Blaze [SAGE], — 3:26 PM
I guess for me it's also like
they made that Wolverine game on 360
and THAT was cool.
Nice Ice Baby — 3:27 PM
Yeah if anything I wanna download that now
Blaze [SAGE], — 3:27 PM
and this just. prestige game slop
"we made a movie but you beat guys up for 20 minutes between scenes"
Nice Ice Baby — 3:27 PM
If some small studio made this game I’d probably be more excited lol
Since you’d expect them to take some more risks and not put so much emphasis on cinema
Blaze [SAGE], — 3:28 PM
yeah. there's too much money being thrown at it. and it sort has that MCU stank on it a little bit now.
even though it's not even part of the MCU
but it has that "we think we're very important, and this will make a lot of money" feel](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:46mmwyg3cn4f4asmknp5n6me/bafkreieyisy2qv7skxrof42tyjhspbhta3jdycytuxpmczvef7bocawu2i)
![Nice Ice Baby — 12:22 AM
[following a conversation about using ChatGPT in the workplace, and how AI can implicate you in crimes by accident]
This is really, like, insanely why businesses should never fucking use AI. That any subpoena can get this info and they have no way to delete it
And it’s always people personally asking ChatGPT “I did a crime, how do I cover up the crime?”
Blaze [SAGE], — 12:32 AM
First of all, great question. You're staying on top of things and this is how most people get away with crimes. Love that enthusiasm. Masterminds like you typically turn themselves in, as committing a crime like this is typically the peak of their career. You will spend the rest of your life in a comfortable, low security prison receiving free food and lodging until you are eligible for parole.
Kick back and relax, because you've made it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:46mmwyg3cn4f4asmknp5n6me/bafkreiemg6ckew5rc5hie53exrtcayeq2krmwatt465kfek2opxxatnzoq)
