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@blakelawrence.com
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🏳️‍🌈 Oakland CA - My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤪🤪🤪
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Atheist Memes @atheist-memes.com · 30/09/2026
Product artwork for “Jesusbuster”. Visible text: “Fats OO > y © NO-GODS-NO-MASTERS.COM”.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt might actually be dumber than Tommy Tuberville.
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Webanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My take from the Smith hearings: To be a GOP senator today, you have to be a lying piece-of-shit, who puts loyalty to party & our lying piece-of-shit president, above their oaths to the Constitution & their obligations to tell the truth & do what rights to the American people! Repost if U agree
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man's job is to ask the questions but please, not too many multi-syllable words.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
"I found a hand written note underneath your windshield wiper. It says 'I'm pregnant.'"
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: trump to sign executive order renaming the Atlanta Hawks to the Iowa Hawkeyes!
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Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m renaming Trump, Super Napper.
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Scott Easterly @scotteasterly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A president mocking his predecessor to the communist dictator of China is some real bottom feeder shit
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 23/09/2026
He's got a thing about assassinations! Coming soon the Donald J. Tr💩mp Texas School Book Depository Building, the Grassy Tr💩mp Knoll, etc www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
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Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.
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bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#saddaminsane #trump Apparently, trump is FURIOUS that he's been named "SADDAM INSANE." So, PLEASE don't re-post this. 😉
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would House Scones and Diapers www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...
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Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would Be a ‘Military Complex’ Housing Drones and Snipers
The president’s announcement on Sunday echoed his justification for the White House ballroom: that the project was necessary for national security.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 22/09/2026
Did Jeffrey "Small" have that B.D.E.?
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 22/09/2026
What else is on?
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would House Scones and Diapers www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would Be a ‘Military Complex’ Housing Drones and Snipers
The president’s announcement on Sunday echoed his justification for the White House ballroom: that the project was necessary for national security.
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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently Boebert interprets bipartisan as being bi and being partisan. I have no issues with personal sexual preferences of course, but she was sexually inappropriate with staff, an ethics violation as a person with power, and she is a hypocrite. Vote for @eileenforco.bsky.social in CO 04!
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
The president of the United States came back from Camp David a day early, and the State Department has issued multiple unusual warnings to folks in the Middle East. That Ed Sheeran/Macklemore/Kraft controversy must be rockin' the entire world.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lauren Boebert out here having secret same-sex relations like an evangelical pastor.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Apparently they're back a day early. Wonder what's up?
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Must not be "fake news" because I didn't find this out via MSNOW, CNN, or Politico.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 19/09/2026
You know the situation in this country is getting to EVERYbody when... www.tmz.com/2026/09/18/c...
tmz.com
Carrot Top Hospitalized Following Attempted Suicide
Carrot Top is hospitalized in Las Vegas after a suicide attempt ... TMZ has learned.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 19/09/2026
As you struggle through today's news, just a quick reminder that this guy is involved in the decision making process at the White House. And they like what he says, no matter what.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just a warning that if you ever fondly recollect The Golden Girls on TV, you may get a strongly worded note from a Mr. James Anthony.
crackpot email: Ken Jennings ~ The Golden Girls
NO - 'we All dont love that show'!
It was Stupid
and you know it Ken regards
James Anthony
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026
My man looks like his JollyRancher™ Sour Apple hard candy went up behind his uvula
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dont Fuck This Up Brad
ALT: Dont Fuck This Up Brad
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GoBlue @blu2b4u.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow! trump says we are in the golden age. What a twisted senile old weirdo.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trump: "If I'm in an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I'll take the electrocution."
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026
My man looks like he is coveting my neighbor's husband
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Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New York Rep. Ritchie Torres asks Scott Bessent "What's the statute of limitations on the Joe Biden blame game?" 😂🤣
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point, Donald Trump is more likely to have a degenerative disease named after him than a performing arts center.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026
The president of the United States has an IQ lower than his shoe size
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026
The president of the United States is not the crunchiest chip in the bag
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026
The president of the United States is about as sharp as a marble.
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Jim Carrey's Iconic Dumb and Dumber Laugh
ALT: Jim Carrey's Iconic Dumb and Dumber Laugh
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 17/09/2026
I guess the brown hair thing wasn't working out...how long did that last, 36 hours? Less?
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If Putin dies what’s the line of succession to become our next president?
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 16/09/2026
We've had stupid Presidents before but not one who was this proud of it
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 16/09/2026
"A big loss for Republicans" You ain't seen nothin' yet. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
democracydocket.com
‘A big loss for Republicans’: Trump, MAGA attack conservative Supreme Court over mail voting ruling
The target of the president's ire? His own nominees to the Supreme Court, who he claims have become a “shell of their original selves.”
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 14/09/2026
Low IQ simpleton says what?
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 14/09/2026
My man looks like someone who would change his name to "Mike Johnson" instead of his birth name, "Oliver Clothesoff"
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026
My man looks like the mortician really wanted a lifelike image to include in his CV and on his LinkedIn page.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026
My man looks like he told you to eliminate Moose and Squirrel, now this!
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026
My man looks like "Believe me, I KNOW what Mitch McConnell's last words were."
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026
The image he wants published whenever he says "we're looking at it very strongly"
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Out of respect for the victims and the office of the presidency, we will never print photos of Donald Trump sleeping through the 9/11 memorial, or mention that it happened.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026
This is his "Helsinki" look
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026
My man looks like the cineplex cashier made him pay full price even though he proclaimed himself to be a senior.
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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026
My man looks like he can't believe the wig, the lips, the neck lift, and the makeup aren't convincing the press
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