Sign in

"Natalie, get in the trunk!"

@blakelawrence.com
5.5K followers 3.6K following 1.7K posts

🏳️‍🌈 Oakland CA - My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!

PostsRepliesMedia
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 5h
stable genius
010
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
66065382529
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤪🤪🤪
24318106
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 01/10/2026
Time for a character limit on TruthSocial™ posts
100
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Atheist Memes @atheist-memes.com · 30/09/2026
Product artwork for “Jesusbuster”. Visible text: “Fats OO > y © NO-GODS-NO-MASTERS.COM”.
0135
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt might actually be dumber than Tommy Tuberville.
72674301124
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man has his eye on that last piece of liver
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man left the house this morning saying "By the time I get home, EVERYbody is going to know my name"
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man uses a hair dye product called "Just For Weasels"
010
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Webanalyst @webanalyst.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My take from the Smith hearings: To be a GOP senator today, you have to be a lying piece-of-shit, who puts loyalty to party & our lying piece-of-shit president, above their oaths to the Constitution & their obligations to tell the truth & do what rights to the American people! Repost if U agree
28667563039
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man admires Kevin Hasset for his charisma
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man is impressed by the size of your bulge
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man spells "misery" "Missouri"
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man makes passengers parallel park for him
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man is a regular at the ABS
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man has the confidence of a centipede at the Indy 500
020
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man doesn't have a fallback career
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man sucks at Photoshop
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man thinks everybody named "Eric" gets a pass
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man still wants to be Dan Quayle
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man was hoping that the whole "b" in "dumb" thing was a hoax
010
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
My man's job is to ask the questions but please, not too many multi-syllable words.
1410
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
"I found a hand written note underneath your windshield wiper. It says 'I'm pregnant.'"
000
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
"Potato" vs "Potatoe"
000
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026
Let's not forget "their" vs "they're" vs "there"
030
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BREAKING: trump to sign executive order renaming the Atlanta Hawks to the Iowa Hawkeyes!
801431276
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Mark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m renaming Trump, Super Napper.
0122
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Scott Easterly @scotteasterly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
32316
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Marlene Robertson🍁🇨🇦 @marlenerobertson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A president mocking his predecessor to the communist dictator of China is some real bottom feeder shit
1923600819
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 23/09/2026
He's got a thing about assassinations! Coming soon the Donald J. Tr💩mp Texas School Book Depository Building, the Grassy Tr💩mp Knoll, etc www.ms.now/news/trump-f...
ms.now
Trump aides explore attaching president’s name to Ford’s Theatre
The playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated has been mentioned among federal properties that could carry the president’s name, people familiar with the effort told MS NOW.
020
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
bingley567 @bingley567.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#saddaminsane #trump Apparently, trump is FURIOUS that he's been named "SADDAM INSANE." So, PLEASE don't re-post this. 😉
1414697
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would House Scones and Diapers www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would Be a ‘Military Complex’ Housing Drones and Snipers
The president’s announcement on Sunday echoed his justification for the White House ballroom: that the project was necessary for national security.
001
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 22/09/2026
Did Jeffrey "Small" have that B.D.E.?
000
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 22/09/2026
What else is on?
021
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
I first read it as "scones and diapers" and now I can't unsee it
000
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would House Scones and Diapers www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Says His D.C. Arch Would Be a ‘Military Complex’ Housing Drones and Snipers
The president’s announcement on Sunday echoed his justification for the White House ballroom: that the project was necessary for national security.
001
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently Boebert interprets bipartisan as being bi and being partisan. I have no issues with personal sexual preferences of course, but she was sexually inappropriate with staff, an ethics violation as a person with power, and she is a hypocrite. Vote for @eileenforco.bsky.social in CO 04!
22277121
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
The president of the United States came back from Camp David a day early, and the State Department has issued multiple unusual warnings to folks in the Middle East. That Ed Sheeran/Macklemore/Kraft controversy must be rockin' the entire world.
000
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lauren Boebert out here having secret same-sex relations like an evangelical pastor.
43848195
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
000
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Apparently they're back a day early. Wonder what's up?
020
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 20/09/2026
Must not be "fake news" because I didn't find this out via MSNOW, CNN, or Politico.
2384
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 19/09/2026
You know the situation in this country is getting to EVERYbody when... www.tmz.com/2026/09/18/c...
tmz.com
Carrot Top Hospitalized Following Attempted Suicide
Carrot Top is hospitalized in Las Vegas after a suicide attempt ... TMZ has learned.
000
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 19/09/2026
As you struggle through today's news, just a quick reminder that this guy is involved in the decision making process at the White House. And they like what he says, no matter what.
000
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 19/09/2026
His weenie must not work
000
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just a warning that if you ever fondly recollect The Golden Girls on TV, you may get a strongly worded note from a Mr. James Anthony.
crackpot email: Ken Jennings ~ The Golden Girls
NO - 'we All dont love that show'!
It was Stupid
and you know it Ken regards
James Anthony
86115254
"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026
My man looks like his JollyRancher™ Sour Apple hard candy went up behind his uvula
000
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Dont Fuck This Up Brad
ALT: Dont Fuck This Up Brad
44120
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
GoBlue @blu2b4u.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow! trump says we are in the golden age. What a twisted senile old weirdo.
10556
Reposted by "Natalie, get in the trunk!"
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trump: "If I'm in an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I'll take the electrocution."
9821697286