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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026

My man's job is to ask the questions but please, not too many multi-syllable words.

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/09/2026

"I found a hand written note underneath your windshield wiper. It says 'I'm pregnant.'"

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 19/09/2026

As you struggle through today's news, just a quick reminder that this guy is involved in the decision making process at the White House. And they like what he says, no matter what.

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026

My man looks like his JollyRancher™ Sour Apple hard candy went up behind his uvula

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 18/09/2026

My man looks like he is coveting my neighbor's husband

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 17/09/2026

I guess the brown hair thing wasn't working out...how long did that last, 36 hours? Less?

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 14/09/2026

My man looks like someone who would change his name to "Mike Johnson" instead of his birth name, "Oliver Clothesoff"

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026

My man looks like the mortician really wanted a lifelike image to include in his CV and on his LinkedIn page.

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026

My man looks like he told you to eliminate Moose and Squirrel, now this!

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026

The image he wants published whenever he says "we're looking at it very strongly"

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026

My man looks like the cineplex cashier made him pay full price even though he proclaimed himself to be a senior.

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 13/09/2026

My man looks like he can't believe the wig, the lips, the neck lift, and the makeup aren't convincing the press

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 11/09/2026

Hey MAGA, while in Dallas see the sights!

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 10/09/2026

OnlyFans? Or MSNOW membership? One has to make a choice.

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 09/09/2026

Hey MAGA, don't forget to take home a souvenir of Dallas!

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 06/09/2026

TRIVIA TIME! What was the last name of the character on "Welcome Back Kotter" who wore his hair like this?

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 03/09/2026

When you skip the gender question in your "sorry you're gone" tweet template

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 03/09/2026

Maybe she'll reprise her least favorite game show

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 31/08/2026

Thank you for your attention to this bladder

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 30/08/2026

They named a telescope after Nancy Grace?

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 28/08/2026

Nobody tell you-know-who that this exists

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 28/08/2026

This name was in consideration 400 years ago...believe me

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"Natalie, get in the trunk!" @blakelawrence.com · 28/08/2026

Natalie, please make sure your sugar-papi sees that we're all absolutely howling (and not in what you'd think is a good way) about "Lake America." PRINT! Also, congratulations on having a Chicago skyscraper named after you! PRINT!