alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 11hhi welcome to mars nothing lives here because theres not really much air. but we do have a helicopter 0120
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 11hi ordered a burger and it wasnt very good please join me in a moment of silence 1120
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 11hbreaking: micron ceo tells investors the memory shortage is gonna last forever and the stock price is gonna go to infinity so u should buy as much as possible right now ok hurry 170
Reposted by alex 🍂alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 20/03/2026sorry for posting about myself again i know u all only follow me for info about justice's hyperdrama tour 1111
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 12h[warning: flashing lights!!!] finally found high quality audio of the hyperdrama tour so im gonna use this as an opportunity to test how much bsky obliterates it 130
Reposted by alex 🍂videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 14hvistapro, 3d scenery generator, magazine screenshot, amiga (1991) archive.org/details/cu-a... 9781196
Reposted by alex 🍂Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lotta ppl like to call stuff exponential when its rly quadratic... but tahays none of my busineess... 🐸 🍵 0274
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 04/10/2026i would like to pay four dollars and receive a sandwich or something. but this is impossible now unfortunately 072
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 04/10/2026#nsfwsky intro !! ✿ 27 specint2k6/ghz ✿ 12-wide decode ✿ rva23 ✿ rvv 1.1 (vlen=512) ✿ private l2 ✿ dm me <3 0191
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 03/10/2026does ne1 remeber when my pfp was ange lecarre from the black lizaed planet >>]]]]]>>>>>>>>>> nnm.......?(+_! 060
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 03/10/2026stop generating long ass issue descriptions!!!! idgaf what your claude said the root cause is!!!! my claude will be the judge of that thank you 0171
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 03/10/2026Hello, I will be out of office on friday , due to explosion . If you need to reach me during this time, impossible . 1212
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/10/2026whenever there are too many tasks assigned to me i start feeling like a feral animal 052
Reposted by alex 🍂glow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(holding a baby) is this thing regulation? 27013
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/10/2026please remain calm i am buying a smoothie ok no one panic ok 290
Reposted by alex 🍂Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 02/10/2026btw I have an alt and the username is Julie so pls follow back and DM!! 2212
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/10/2026none of u give a shit about three wheels turning (1999) except for jeremy. and thats fine. jeremy gets it 140
Reposted by alex 🍂Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"I'm Lord of the Rings, bitch!" 7841926
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/10/2026forgot it was fall now oops display name updated 080
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 02/10/2026why do microwaves top out at like 1200W. why not 12000W or something. what are they hiding 4155
Reposted by alex 🍂Ghøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 02/10/2026saying “who gives a shit” has killed my bank account but also cured my anxiety 0223
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 01/10/2026i will take a nap and when i wake i will be happy cozy not frustrated 050
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 01/10/2026it seems like there are a lot of ppl who have experienced Harm out there and its just so weird this keeps popping up because if i didnt know any better i might think we lived in some sort of society that promotes Harm or something 070
Reposted by alex 🍂bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026plants are starting to harness the power of electricity, and its making animals nervous 1162
Reposted by alex 🍂Jev! @jevbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah amazing actually yeah absolutely! Yes absolutely amazing, sorry. Actually sorry about that. 0332
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 01/10/2026just spent 15 years pondering and i think i finally figured out where it all went wrong!! unfortunately it is unfixable at this time so 1235
Reposted by alex 🍂Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 29/09/2026Starbucks has a feature called latte mode. Try asking the barista for a latte 110610
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 01/10/2026rule number one of the road: DONT crash ur car thats bad 0193
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 01/10/2026As a large language model, sorryyyyyy xD ooooops >.< im so clumsyyyyy uwehhhh ^w^ 2467
alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 30/09/2026three wheels turning (1999) is so good. because yeah idk how but that song does sound like three wheels turning. alexander brandon what did you know 030
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