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Hypothetical Necromancy

@bkwyrm.bsky.social
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Chicago hedgehog. Fandom, politics, general yelling. She/her. I swear a lot. @teddytoday for cat pictures.

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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I AM BEGGING YOU, someone in a ghillie suit needs to go walk around the reflecting pool.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Trump’s refusal to release any of his medical records has reporters wondering just what it is that Joe Biden is hiding
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I love this, but I’m a smidge worried about his throat, long-term.
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Anyway yesterday was the election and every year, I swear I'm not going to do it again and every election I'm there explaining to people how they go about voting. At least this year I had a lot of help. On the downside, some of the help was high school students who just sat there.
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Yesterday was Illinois' primary election and I'm an election judge - got up at 4am and worked until 9pm BUT the best thing about it was that I got to correct THREE gender markers on the voter registration of trans people and we were both so excited every time.
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Skyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 24/02/2026
It's not "nothing bad happens to the cats" but it's clearly time I find a new marketing angle and give my books a boost.
A blue background with a smiley emoji floating among clouds. It's bright and happy and says "Buy my books" and then "Because when a guy in them is raising a bunch of red flags for you, you'll find out you're totally right and he's terrible and he'll probably die horribly" with my website URL
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I am so tired. Temp dropped last night and the pain in my legs kept waking me up, finally got up at noon and ate something to ensure my painkillers didn’t wreck my stomach and I’m now on the couch under a heated blanket watching bodycam video of angry white ladies being arrested for DUI.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence.
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JK @miniver.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Say what you will about the writing in this season of The United States Of America, Bill Kristol’s heel-face turn is great stuff
William Kristol with the caption “ANTIFA”
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Ellis: "I see little reason for the use of force that the federal agents are currently using. Pointing guns, pulling out pepper spray, throwing tear gas, shooting pepperballs and using other less lethal munitions do not appear to be appropriate."
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Ellis also finds that the feds' use of force in Chicago "shocks the conscience."
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The Assignment with Antonia Hylton @theassignmentmsnow.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
In video provided exclusively to MSNBC's The Weekend: Primetime, immigration agents are seen attempting to pull a man out a window of a Chicago home. Agents also jumped a fence into the locked backyard and manhandled people doing work. Hear from the homeowner tonight on The Weekend: Primetime.
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armando l sanchez @mandophotos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
More from the scene
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Hey look how safe it is just to the southwest of me. So, so safe. From. Uhhh. Abuelitas selling tamales, HVAC workers, guys painting houses, and people working at a car wash. Living in Chicago is FUCKING SURREAL. We’ve been invaded.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Unfortunately the warnings were ”being cops” and “having tear gas”
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Will Saletan @saletan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Here's a neat trick they teach in authoritarianism school: If you purge the people who measure the effects of your policies (BLS, MMWR), you can just claim everything's great, and nobody can prove how much damage you're doing.
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
“Hey the President’s masked and armed secret police are kidnapping people near your child’s school.”
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
The petsitter got Teddy a catnip lollipop.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
dracula: so we meet again mister bond bond: have we met? sorry dracula: at susan’s party  bond: dracula: in malibu bond: oh right right the vampire guy dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
What the FUCK.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/09/2025
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Sitting on the floor while my husband does my business taxes last minute (I filed an extension). Can I contribute? No. Am I here mostly to make my husband feel that I’m as miserable as him while we do this? Yes. (Ouch.)
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I had my gender affirming Botox today. My nurse esthetician shares a birthday with me and she is expecting a baby due right around our birthday and I’m SO excited because January birthdays are generally pretty dull. (Look, we all need happy things, right?)
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I bought a high-res copy of this picture, framed it, and hung it in my bedroom to remind myself that nobody thought I would be here.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Let me just say that I cannot WAIT for the next @knowledgefight.bsky.social episode.
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I mean the thing is, I don’t support what happened to Charlie Kirk. But Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.
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Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon @gaudymouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some... Link alt text: three photos of Charlie Kirk split into red, green, and blue. Headline and blurb: We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk. If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jeze... (trails off) 8 August!!
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
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Matt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Oh for God’s sake. Everyone in the world thinks this is who Americans are. Even Americans think this is who Americans are. I shouted out ‘who killed the Kennedies,’ when after all it was you and me.
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk has been killed. "I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that does a lot of damage" – Charlie Kirk
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I am sad he died, but his life was worth no more or less than the kids dying in high school or elementary school or people in places of worship and people standing on corners minding their own business.
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davidrlurie @davidrlurie.com · 10/09/2025
Brett Kavanaugh just declared that SCOTUS's majority endorses racist policing, and has discarded the Court's obligation to protect the fundamental rights of the most vulnerable among us. But Kavanaugh's colleagues probably would have preferred he kept his mouth shut, as @lizdye.bsky.social explains.
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Brett Kavanaugh explains that SCOTUS really IS doing racism
He showed his whole hood.
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Christi👻n Rinc🎃n @christianrincon.com · 10/09/2025
Sara Jacobs: "Filler is gender affirming care. Boob jobs is gender affirming care. Botox is gender affirming care. Lots of my colleagues have received gender affirming care and let me be clear, I think everyone should have access to the gender affirming care they need." Nancy Mace: *screams*
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It’s like a fucked up Oregon Trail where you know you’re going to die but you don’t know whether it’s from a formerly eradicated disease, the horrifying effects of climate change, being executed for speaking out against Trump, or World War 3.
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Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I am in Chicago and have live here 80% of my life. The misinformation surrounding how the city is handling Trump’s plan for an ICE push is insane and going to get people hurt or arrested. The salt trucks are there to block roads from PROTESTORS. Not ICE. The city is protecting the businesses.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
After RFK Jr. says he doesn’t know how many people died from Covid and doesn’t know how many lives were saved from the Covid vaccine because the CDC data was too bad, Sen. Mark Warner: “How can you be that ignorant?”
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Everyone should listen to this real talk, but especially my fellow journalists. & consider the fact that a governor, saying this now, is putting themselves at risk. That’s his job. It’s our job, too.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Take a moment to appreciate Harry Truman‘s negotiating skills. He got Hitler to surrender everything, agree to Germany’s occupation and then shoot himself in the head.
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K | krfabian @krfabian.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE ALL-TIME BANGER THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD m.youtube.com/watch?v=2X-A...
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They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard HQ
YouTube video by Erwin Beekveld
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Theodore C. Whitchambres @flufficillium.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Shouldn’t liberals be happy the Republicans are just releasing revenge porn of the reigning Miss USA and not the reigning Miss Teen USA?
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