Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Are you worried that the radiologist has been transported to the portal while interpreting the ultrasound? 100
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I AM BEGGING YOU, someone in a ghillie suit needs to go walk around the reflecting pool. 021
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Trump’s refusal to release any of his medical records has reporters wondering just what it is that Joe Biden is hiding 422206405
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyTim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/05/2026🚨Emergency Update 🚨 @theonion.com 188105021985
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I love this, but I’m a smidge worried about his throat, long-term. 010
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Fox News has done that to Chicago - I keep being told my beautiful city is a bombed out hellscape where we’re all running around dodging bullets. 030
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Anyway yesterday was the election and every year, I swear I'm not going to do it again and every election I'm there explaining to people how they go about voting. At least this year I had a lot of help. On the downside, some of the help was high school students who just sat there. 020
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026As someone who prefers my fic L O N G, I am pleased to hear it. 100
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Yesterday was Illinois' primary election and I'm an election judge - got up at 4am and worked until 9pm BUT the best thing about it was that I got to correct THREE gender markers on the voter registration of trans people and we were both so excited every time. 061
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancySkyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 24/02/2026It's not "nothing bad happens to the cats" but it's clearly time I find a new marketing angle and give my books a boost. 36530
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I am so tired. Temp dropped last night and the pain in my legs kept waking me up, finally got up at noon and ate something to ensure my painkillers didn’t wreck my stomach and I’m now on the couch under a heated blanket watching bodycam video of angry white ladies being arrested for DUI. 030
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyRhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 17/01/2026People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around. 386153854664
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22/09/2025So many coverups. Release the Epstein files. Release the Homan tapes. Release the Venezuelan fishing boats evidence. 430193726368
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyJK @miniver.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Say what you will about the writing in this season of The United States Of America, Bill Kristol’s heel-face turn is great stuff 1695
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyJon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Ellis: "I see little reason for the use of force that the federal agents are currently using. Pointing guns, pulling out pepper spray, throwing tear gas, shooting pepperballs and using other less lethal munitions do not appear to be appropriate." 6918176
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyJon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Ellis also finds that the feds' use of force in Chicago "shocks the conscience." 141420317
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyThe Assignment with Antonia Hylton @theassignmentmsnow.bsky.social · 25/10/2025In video provided exclusively to MSNBC's The Weekend: Primetime, immigration agents are seen attempting to pull a man out a window of a Chicago home. Agents also jumped a fence into the locked backyard and manhandled people doing work. Hear from the homeowner tonight on The Weekend: Primetime. 43927480
Reposted by Hypothetical Necromancyarmando l sanchez @mandophotos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025More from the scene 23747321218
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Hey look how safe it is just to the southwest of me. So, so safe. From. Uhhh. Abuelitas selling tamales, HVAC workers, guys painting houses, and people working at a car wash. Living in Chicago is FUCKING SURREAL. We’ve been invaded. 010
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Unfortunately the warnings were ”being cops” and “having tear gas” 201943310
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyWill Saletan @saletan.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Here's a neat trick they teach in authoritarianism school: If you purge the people who measure the effects of your policies (BLS, MMWR), you can just claim everything's great, and nobody can prove how much damage you're doing. 9686277
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 10/10/2025“Hey the President’s masked and armed secret police are kidnapping people near your child’s school.” 030
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025The petsitter got Teddy a catnip lollipop. 040
Reposted by Hypothetical Necromancycaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2023dracula: so we meet again mister bond bond: have we met? sorry dracula: at susan’s party bond: dracula: in malibu bond: oh right right the vampire guy dracula: ha ha yes the vampire guy 111457285
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I’m so sorry. My mom has been gone for 40 years - I always put out a photo of her, make her a martini, and light a candle to remember her. (Martini gets tossed because gin, yuck) 110
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Always, I was part of OG Sentinel because old. 020
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency. 654061727
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Sitting on the floor while my husband does my business taxes last minute (I filed an extension). Can I contribute? No. Am I here mostly to make my husband feel that I’m as miserable as him while we do this? Yes. (Ouch.) 040
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I had my gender affirming Botox today. My nurse esthetician shares a birthday with me and she is expecting a baby due right around our birthday and I’m SO excited because January birthdays are generally pretty dull. (Look, we all need happy things, right?) 030
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I bought a high-res copy of this picture, framed it, and hung it in my bedroom to remind myself that nobody thought I would be here. 030
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either 360318048272
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Let me just say that I cannot WAIT for the next @knowledgefight.bsky.social episode. 000
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025“Aunt Susie, you can’t say no one you know has been sick with Covid. Your brother Harry is in the ICU with Covid RIGHT NOW.” 030
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I mean the thing is, I don’t support what happened to Charlie Kirk. But Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk. 060
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 10/09/2025For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on. 855245467024
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyNefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon @gaudymouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2025www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some... Link alt text: three photos of Charlie Kirk split into red, green, and blue. Headline and blurb: We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk. If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jeze... (trails off) 8 August!!jezebel.comWe Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie KirkIf the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. 011
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyMatt Steinglass @mattsteinglass.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Oh for God’s sake. Everyone in the world thinks this is who Americans are. Even Americans think this is who Americans are. I shouted out ‘who killed the Kennedies,’ when after all it was you and me. 411272183
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyJulie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Charlie Kirk has been killed. "I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that does a lot of damage" – Charlie Kirk 510236
Hypothetical Necromancy @bkwyrm.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I am sad he died, but his life was worth no more or less than the kids dying in high school or elementary school or people in places of worship and people standing on corners minding their own business. 020
Reposted by Hypothetical Necromancydavidrlurie @davidrlurie.com · 10/09/2025Brett Kavanaugh just declared that SCOTUS's majority endorses racist policing, and has discarded the Court's obligation to protect the fundamental rights of the most vulnerable among us. But Kavanaugh's colleagues probably would have preferred he kept his mouth shut, as @lizdye.bsky.social explains.open.substack.comBrett Kavanaugh explains that SCOTUS really IS doing racismHe showed his whole hood. 27597168
Reposted by Hypothetical NecromancyChristi👻n Rinc🎃n @christianrincon.com · 10/09/2025Sara Jacobs: "Filler is gender affirming care. Boob jobs is gender affirming care. Botox is gender affirming care. Lots of my colleagues have received gender affirming care and let me be clear, I think everyone should have access to the gender affirming care they need." Nancy Mace: *screams* 15859171452