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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Shots No Sleep
ALT: Shots No Sleep
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 16/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "just as I suspected: dumbfucks"
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Mechwarrior
Alt: Mechwarrior: Mad Cat 2. Big stompy robot.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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jazzi but underground🔞 @drinksphere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ouuuuuuuuuuu
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OMG is reality collapsing into quantum foam?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
True
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
That was cool Easter egg. RIP Jerry.
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Ólafur Waage @olafurw.com · 24/05/2026
I have so much to do today, which means I'll probably do nothing.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "the only surprise here is that you haven't fucked off"
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Lissa Harris 🌈🗑️🔥⚔️🐀 @lissaharris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
burger king logo except it’s “one flesh, one end, bitch”
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
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Apocalypse Now | The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning | Starring Robert Duvall
YouTube video by StudiocanalUK
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/11/2025
A painting of a bird beside the text "dipshit season starts earlier every year"
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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a sign that says it 's happening on a red background
ALT: a sign that says it 's happening on a red background
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
hmmh... maybe?
Cloaked, armored figure stabbing a glowing pentagram.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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a silhouette of a person standing in the dark with a fire in the background
Alt: Warhammer 40000 Chaos Knight. It's big creepy mech.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
How do they always fucking know?
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Taurus: Today’s the day you turn your life around. It will go from bad to fucking horrible.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hugo, Nebula, Wiswell Hug The Speculative Trifecta
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Panel 1: Moe from the Simpsons with the caption "Chief O'Brien"
Panel 2: Homer Simpson with the caption "The DS9 team suffering from writer's block"
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spectralidax.bsky.social @spectralidax.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
A doodle of a Zaku urbanmech
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
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PBS is Punk Distressed Tee
Official licensed merchandise. ‘PBS’ and the ‘PBS logo’ are trademarks of the Public Broadcasting Service and are used with permission. All rights reserved. PRE-ORDER INFO: This is a pre-order item, a...
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/07/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "I cannot process this bullshit"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/07/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "what the fuck does that even mean?"
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Potoh @potoh.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Two stunning winners ✨🥇
Screenshot of a digital drawing. It shows a mainly white fluffy cat with red ears sitting on a blue pedestal. She is wearing a giant ribbon in blue and green around her neck. The center of the ribbon is yellow with the words "I have never used ChatGPT and I never will" in it.Screenshot of a digital drawing. It shows a dark grey cat with sitting on a pink pedestal. She is wearing a giant ribbon in two shades of pink around her neck. The center of the ribbon is yellow with the words "No. 1 GenAI hater" in it.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Taurus: It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up without learning anything from your constant failures.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I got angry over that? Fuck.
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Mr. Encyclopedia @eopoint.com · 12/06/2025
How it feels to have executive dysfunction
A screenshot of a Windows XP error dialog that reads "Could not complete action because no" with an OK button
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 23/06/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "why the fuck do i ever leave the house"
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn brain: how bout a coffee me: idk sounds like a bad idea brain: iced coffee me: ok yeah that makes more sense
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
PANTS!!!! That is all.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
What a snazzy list.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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a cartoon of a man with a beard and sunglasses
Alt: a cartoon of a man with a beard and sunglasses
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Olallieberry Migraine 4 lyfe!
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/04/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "why are we all talking about this shithead?"
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Well it's been a couple days without social media, I hope nothing bad, the kind that makes my guts hurt, happened. Shit.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/04/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "is it dumbass motherfucker day again already?"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
😮‍💨
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Back to the dark with you Pluto!
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Taurus: Life is like a game of chess. It’s confusing and you’re bad at it.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 28/02/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "why the fuck did I even go to school"
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
🤯
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Murderbot is...taller than we remembered? Here's our first look at Apple TV+'s take on our favorite Sanctuary Moon fan: reactormag.com/heres-your-f...
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Here's Your First Look at Apple TV+’s Murderbot - Reactor
It's no Sanctuary Moon, but we're willing to give this show a try.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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a cartoon of the joker in a purple suit standing on a train track
Alt: a cartoon of the joker in a purple suit standing on a train track
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felicia martínez @feliciafm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ahhhhh! www.querenciapress.com/the-other-li...
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