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B. Jarvis

@bjarvis.bsky.social
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Shots No Sleep
ALT: Shots No Sleep
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🙌
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mr Telly, do you get premium channels on that?
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dual or duel? 😎
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good to see he's taking this new job with aplomb.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As always, I'm sorry you're in this dance. It sucks dick on an epic scale.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Priest! Priest! Priest! Put me innna book mate!!!"
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Give it some time, even the OG needed to butter up Asgard between bouts and mayhem
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not sure I can dine in the Uncanny Valley.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does sound interesting.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
💪
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey, the triptych of Muir!
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People, penguins, or shogoth?
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gasp! No alt text!
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dead have risen!
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 16/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "just as I suspected: dumbfucks"
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*jams heated copper wire into the petri dish*
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ooh, sexy
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ooh, did the new season start?
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know that feeling, there have never ever been any snakes at any gas station I have ever visited... yet.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now I seriously wanna know if Argon Tigers are more likely to strike in dairy or vegetable isles.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy 🎂 Tell us how the new Onimusha is! I don't think I've ever beaten one.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🫂
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All of that has been packed with sunshine and love.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Mechwarrior
Alt: Mechwarrior: Mad Cat 2. Big stompy robot.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
AHH!! It can't see me cant it?
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Probably, all of socal is.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That paperback won’t crush itself.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shit, have I been violating laws for fake birds?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I normally don't like puns but this one is
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
ALT: Chefs Kiss French Chef
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hmmh, might put the soundtrack on later.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Forbidden Cawing Sentience
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jazzi but underground🔞 @drinksphere.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ouuuuuuuuuuu
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OMG is reality collapsing into quantum foam?
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That is too much work.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🫂
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🫂
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Think they might keep him.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'll save you from all those mediocre center pieces.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh my, it happened?
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Classed dismissed. Remember: extra cred for everyone who helps me with the "four o'clock back at the neighbor's dog for fifteen minutes."
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
LIES!!!! Melt into a puddle and play video games.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mac is so nice to you. My Old Counter Terror would have stealth'd in and out already
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😑
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh wise Mug Turtle, give me your wisdom of the ages.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
All Goblins Must Be Barked At.
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Light Brigade: Total Sausage Party" -Hameron Kurley
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B. Jarvis @bjarvis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Shadows.
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