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Jeff

@bitwiz.bsky.social
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Network Engineer I break things and fix them. I paint things. I print things. And now I have a frickin laser. Vegas baby! I identify as a drunk raccoon.

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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a fundamental fundraising DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Giving new strip up now, at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2026/10/06/2... Repost/Reblog/repeat, please and thank you!
Igor, at a doorway outside a home, saying "GOOD MORNING!
I'M FUNDRAISING ON BEHALF OF AN OVERLOOKED COMMUNITY."
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not Durian Durian?
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New water main? Why the fuck not? Fuck.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry too? Fuck this week.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well shit... RIP Dolly
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Lexi @lexi5983.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
More importantly…… 49 days until Hockey!!!!
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Stephen James @stephen5150.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Canadians and Northern USers, you would be shocked how well these work! Please, please, if you have the time and the money, make one.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This week is gonna be SWEET thankx to Fountain City Sweets. Flavor Flavs SHE Weekend is THIS WEEK,!!
Cookies with She Got Game lyrics and She Weekend Branding
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
THANKX to Paris Hilton and Hilton for stepping up to cover hotel rooms for all the hockey players to attend the ESPYs together and celebrate their TEAM OF THE YEAR nomination together,!!
Paris Hilton steps up to help cover hotel rooms for the hockey players
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ahhh...
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@neteng-ian.bsky.social now, I don't want to brag, but made a big bgp change and did not wipe out the internet as we know it
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Mr. Burns' Muahaha!
ALT: Mr. Burns' Muahaha!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
LEFT: America celebrates its 200th birthday on the Mall with Gerald Ford as president. RIGHT: America celebrates its 250th birthday on the Mall with Donald Trump as president.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Wanna introduce PUBLIC ENEMY on stage,??? Wanna be in our new music video??? Created a couple one-of-a-kind experiences for Flavor Flav’s SHE Weekend for the Public Enemy fanz. All proceeds got to charity. www.charitybuzz.com/support/3861...
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Charitybuzz: Inspiring Children Foundation
The Not Alone Challenge, presented by Villa Bibbiani, supports the Inspiring Children Foundation’s mission to transform the lives of at-risk youth....
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Susan DuBose @houseofbast777.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind." #Booksky
Image is of author and essayist George Orwell at his typewriter. Text reads: Dear World, Did you not read my book? Sincerely, George Orwell
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/06/2026
McDonald’s Warns Corporate Employees To Beware Emails From Sender Purporting To Be Grimace theonion.com/mcdonalds-warns-corpor…
McDonald’s Warns Corporate Employees To Beware Emails From Sender Purporting To Be Grimace
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
See it now at your local Drive-In!
A movie poster from the creature from the  Black lagoon renamed the creature from the reflecting pool
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Welp, Stephen Miller happens to LOVE the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
GoFundMe keeps telling me what I should be doing to increase fundraising for my pal Scott - whom IGOR in Dork Tower is based *directly* on. And I’m all like Meatloaf: “I won’t do THAT!” But here’s a signal boost for a fantastic guy who could really use some help: gofund.me/d68c7eaab
gofund.me
Donate to Help Scott "Igor" Olman Following His Leg Amputation, organized by John Kovalic
I'm John Kovalic, the cartoonist behind the Dork Tower comic, a stri… John Kovalic needs your support for Help Scott "Igor" Olman Following His Leg Amputation
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Bonus hockey!!!
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ahem. GOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLL!!!! #GoKnightsGo #vegasborn
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
GOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLL!!! ##GoKnightsGo #vegasborn
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ooo shit Nabber, Puck to face #GoKnightsGo
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Martin Andrew @budya.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
YOU ALL!!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart! And of course… HUZZAH! #igor www.gofundme.com/f/help-scott...
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Lionel Richie - Hello
ALT: Lionel Richie - Hello
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Wooot! That's 1
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
#GoKnightsGo
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Homer Simpson's Dramatic Heart Attack
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOOT! #GoKnightsGo
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
GOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLL! That's how to do it! #GoKnightsGo
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
GOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLL! ##GoKnightsGo
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Psst guys... The puck has dropped
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Awww yeah! ##GoKnightsGo
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Chance The Rapper: Lets Do That Hockey Awkward
ALT: Chance The Rapper: Lets Do That Hockey Awkward
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Ian Adams @neteng-ian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Stickers are my love language. #CiscoLive , come find me for some of that sweet sweet sticker love.
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
POWER TO THE PEOPLE x FIGHT THE POWER ✊🏾
Public Enemy joins an all star line up to fight the power
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#GoKnightsGo That's a sweep!
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Minions Waving Hands
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#GoKnightsGo
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Nail Biting Bender
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#GoKnightsGo
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That's HEDLEY! @hedleylamarr23.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/05/2026
A gentle reminder
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Congratulationz to the PWHL Champions Montreal Victoire on your victory,!! Y’all just earned yourselves an invite to Las Vegas for SHE Weekend Thankx to @MGMResortsIntl for the quick yes on extra hotel rooms.
Flavor Flav invites PWHL champs to vegas for SHE Weekend
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It’s happening,, it’s all happening. Flavor Flav’s SHE Weekend was approved by the Las Vegas Clark county commissioners today and we throwing a historic free public party and celebration with a parade on the Las Vegas strip. Details coming tomorrow 👀
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
No no no no! Id trust gas station sushi in the desert first.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Seconded! Holy hell don't do this
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