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Jeff

@bitwiz.bsky.social
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Network Engineer I break things and fix them. I paint things. I print things. And now I have a frickin laser. Vegas baby! I identify as a drunk raccoon.

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Muskrat 8647 @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a fundamental fundraising DORK TOWER WEDNESDAY! Giving new strip up now, at the Mothership: www.dorktower.com/2026/10/06/2... Repost/Reblog/repeat, please and thank you!
Igor, at a doorway outside a home, saying "GOOD MORNING!
I'M FUNDRAISING ON BEHALF OF AN OVERLOOKED COMMUNITY."
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He was still alive?
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, I know what I'm gonna blast on the way home
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McKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off!
ALT: McKenzie Brothers: Just Take Off!
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Thomas Dolby Exclaims 'SCIENCE!'
ALT: Thomas Dolby Exclaims 'SCIENCE!'
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oof, do we have to stand for the entire show?
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mr. Burns Glowing in the Forest (The Simpsons)
ALT: Mr. Burns Glowing in the Forest (The Simpsons)
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn't that from back when they put radium in paint
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Ren and Stimpy: Happy Happy Joy Joy Song
ALT: Ren and Stimpy: Happy Happy Joy Joy Song
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Really? Before my morning coffee?
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Foreshadowing
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Please, No More
ALT: Please, No More
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
See? Malort.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh sweet summer child...
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Umm Ok
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look, just dont put ketchup on a hot dog and you'll be fine
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not Durian Durian?
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You rolled a 1 You stab yourself in the face With a ham.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Cartoon Character Eye Twitch
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Always amazing what you can do with just primer
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ooo you painted a mini!
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New water main? Why the fuck not? Fuck.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bleating bleeeeeat BLEET!
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Star Trek Spock: Logical!
ALT: Star Trek Spock: Logical!
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You made me chuckle
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Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!
ALT: Ryan Reynolds: Goddammit!
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Simpsons: Again and Again and Again
ALT: Simpsons: Again and Again and Again
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yes, let's talk about temperature. I was spelunking outside of Budapest onmy journey of self annoyance...
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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So I Married An Axe Murderer Colonel
ALT: So I Married An Axe Murderer Colonel
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry too? Fuck this week.
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Welcome back John
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well shit... RIP Dolly
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Adding cuckmuppet to my daily list to use
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
ALT: Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Now hear me out...
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Pimp from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Dumb And Dumber Toilet
ALT: Dumb And Dumber Toilet
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Sad Monkey Ba Dum Tss Drummer
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Ryan Gosling Laughing
ALT: Ryan Gosling Laughing
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That will be my friday. All of the meats
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh wtf... I thought Pufnstuf was bad
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Accurate.
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Lexi @lexi5983.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
More importantly…… 49 days until Hockey!!!!
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Gimli: Toss Me! Aragorn's Reaction
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Woah woah woah! Can we table this discussion and circle back later next quarter?
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Umm Ok
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Welcome back, sorry for leaving the heat on
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Deputy Dangle: She's Going To Jail
ALT: Deputy Dangle: She's Going To Jail
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How about a sharpie that has long since dried out
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Whew, here I thought you bought one snickers bar at cvs
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I felt this...
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Jeff @bitwiz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jess... groceries
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