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@bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 19m
Github down? Snow daaaay
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 39m
Dumb mistake, tbh. 🗺️ October 7, 2026 5/5 countries in 6/13 guesses 🟢🟡🟢🟢🟢 whereabouts.earth/daily #Whereabouts
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Whereabouts Daily
How many of today's five countries can you guess?
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 1h
I am very, very slowly getting better at actually reversing course on (mostly personal) tech/programming decisions in the classic "write one to throw away" sense. Ironically, a way in which my default emphasis on "try doing it at least mostly right up front" works against me, because if your […]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 1h
It's surprise landscaping day! Time to stress-test my noise canceling headphones' batteries…
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🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑 @brouhaha.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16h
[concert promo poster]
Darmok & Jalad
Live at
Tanagra
sad: 450472
Shaka
When the walls fell
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kaoudis @kaoudis.discuss.systems.ap.brid.gy · 13h
I love doing laundry. The fact I am putting a combo of powders and liquids in a machine that whirrs around the dirty clothes and them coming out completely clean again, and then putting the wet things in another machine that whirrs them around with hot air and then I get clothes as good as new […]
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Lars Hupel :verified: @lars.mastodon.hupel.info.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
nothing like self-hosting in a home lab to convince me that self-hosting is not a reasonable solution for laypeople against Big Tech
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J. B. Crawford @jbcrawford.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13h
This joke toot also brings up something interesting about Linux™. Back in the good old days when enbies were enbies and had real jobs as "webmxsters," our interfaces were named eth0, eth1, etc. These were memorable and easy to type. The problem is that it meant that the naming of your […]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 15h
. o O ( Learning how to cook well at home, instead of ordering out all the time, is just #SelfHosting for food? )
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Brett Cannon @brettcannon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17h
We are looking for our next PM for my/Python team and our sibling Java team! www.linkedin.com/posts/marianluparu…
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Senior Product Manager, Python and Java Developer Experiences | Microsoft Careers | Marian Luparu
We are hiring! I am looking for a 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗿 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿 to help define the future of Python and Java developer experiences. As our industry transforms, it’s not just the SDLC that is being reshaped by agents. Product Management is evolving too, with new AI-powered agency infused across every aspect of the role, from customer discovery and product design to prototyping, execution, and measurement, shrinking the distance between customer insight and customer impact. 𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺 and become part of this transformation. This is an opportunity to influence how developers are building with agents at global scale, shaping the tools, workflows, and experiences that power the next gen of software development. 🔗 https://lnkd.in/gU_VdciS #ProductManagement #MicrosoftCareers #DeveloperExperience #AI
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M⑨ddie @mjdxp.labyrinth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
okay, that's pretty good
Except from a Wikipedia article:
During the 2001 Microsoft antitrust case, the names MICROS~1 and MICROS~2 were humorously used to refer to the companies that might exist after a proposed split of Microsoft.
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h
Rejoice, fellow dudes with pot bellies! It is once again appropriate to wear sweaters to work, and we all know (or have fooled ourselves into thinking) a sweater is much more flattering than a tucked-in dress shirt.
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Chilly :donor: 🛡️ :gayint: :ifin: @chillybot.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Apparently New Jersey groundhogs can straight up parkour over fences. Lil fucker booked it across the yard climbed up the fence looked back at me like :ablobcool: And then basically flipped over the fence. Coolest. Groundhog. Evar.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Link NYC is having a kernel panic.
A link NYC street terminal with sideways text on the screen showing a connection error.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
✅ 🗺️ October 6, 2026 5/5 countries in 5/13 guesses 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 whereabouts.earth/daily #Whereabouts
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Whereabouts Daily
How many of today's five countries can you guess?
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
ME: gosh this different Linux distro is so fast! ME: *tries the same programs on his personal Mac and a different distro on another system* ME: …ok, maybe it's more that I spend all day on my work machine, which despite being beefy af, is poisoned with malware (MDE) which makes everything slow? 🤪
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I think a moderator at mastodon dot social had the very good idea to construct a feed that’s just replies from their instance to the fediverse’s top one hundred most illustrious women. Because I won’t even bother reporting a low-grade troll and yet their account is nuked an hour after I block […]
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Chris is. @offby1.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
I came back from a conference with a cold; I’m masking at home so my partner doesn’t pick it up. It’s not just for COVID.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Yup, today was hard! 🗺️ October 5, 2026 5/5 countries in 11/13 guesses 🟢🟡🟠🟡🟠 whereabouts.earth/daily #Whereabouts
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Whereabouts Daily
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Just had my time wasted by a human-pretending bot account. Fucking hell. Do I gotta start checking bios anytime I think of replying to an unfamiliar avatar!?
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
love 2 enter the cold seasons needing a boiler replacement 😬
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Nura @postmarketos.org · 29/09/2026
We have shown that running mainline Linux on your phone is a real possibility for highly invested Linux enthusiasts. Now how do we get from there to making it usable for everybody else who just wants a working phone? Read our new blog post to find out […]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
More like 1d4 pyramid damage, says anyone who's stepped on a d4 by mistake 😬
mastodon.fixermark.com
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Starting to build a habit of playing solitaire on my typing breaks. Lost my first game. Good sign?
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Eryn Wails 👻 @erynofwales.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
TIL nasa.gov includes a `X-Launch-Status` header in its HTTP response that says “Go Flight!” I love space nerds.
Screenshot of terminal output from the `curl` command showing the HTTP headers from a web request to https://www.nasa.gov. All normal things, except for the `X-Launch-Status: Go Flight!` header.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/10/2026
Anyone using Metacritic for some kind of comparison between years needs to realize that the number and quality of the publications Metacritic recognizes has swung wildly over the years. It ain’t the same.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
It's 2006. I'm living in NJ, drinking Belgian beers, amusing myself on a weekend by reading Gentoo manpages, trying to ignore extremely bad news about a horrible idiot conservative in high office. It's 2026. I'm living in NJ, drinking Belgian beers, amusing myself on a weekend by reading Gentoo […]
social.coop
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
OH, in a manpage: "--help: Surprisingly, show the help output."
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
My old hometown's annual fall festival involves a skillet toss, because rural hilltown. Apparently this year there were multiple mishaps - one went so far off course it imperiled the audience; others had their handles break on landing, such that the final rounds were handle-less. Naturally I […]
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#Obsidian-using friends: anyone found a plugin (I assume it needs to be a plugin, not theme, having glanced at the available HTML elements) to add the folder/parent/breadcrumb to the inline title? Essentially what I want is a merge of the 'tab title bar' (which does show parent of en-foldered […]
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Maartje @maartje.dev · 04/10/2026
It was 5 years ago that i was invited to the Blåhaj Enterprises board meeting
Bunch of blahajar sitting in a board room table
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
[cynical dark humor, reproductive health] TFW the DM is anti-choice/pro-forced-birth? 🙈
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#Fediverse / #Mastodon fact that is legitimately sometimes hard to remember: local timelines are a thing, and not just for your own enjoyment. You have an extra, built-in audience (as compared to eg ye olde birdsite or bsky) that you may not always be cognizant of when posting. (Another way in […]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Today in #hashtags: - #Beer (first one up is laced with #Matcha #Tea!) - #Gentoo (#Linux) - #Obsidian (#PKM - trying to break up some of my mega-notes because I lowkey hate them) - #RedactedPersonalHealthProcedures (saving you from #TMI here…) - #Procrastination (but hey, at least I recently […]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
:levburdislike: Palmer Lucky :levburlike: Palmer Mejiro #IYKYK #UmaMusume
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Today's forums username of the day: "MK-Ultramarathon"
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
catfishing.net #833 - 7/10 🐈🐈🐈🐟🐈 🐈🐈🐟🐟🐈
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CurtAdams @curtadams.urbanists.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Xibalba is excited to see his Fediverse friends! #rabbitsofmastodon
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jonny (nonvenomous) @jonny.neuromatch.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Periodic check-in that its so cool that in this world there are too many little gremlin monsters and you're supposed to go and find a batch of little gremlin monsters to bring home with you and then they just sort of hang out on your bed with you getting freaked out by the fan and doing battle […]
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I wonder if thousands of people started asking various LLMs "how to get Mr. Billionaire sent directly to prison?" or similar questions if it'd trip off any hidden alarms? Or perhaps. "How to give evidence of embezzlement to press secretly?" Because obviously if you had such a system you'd have […]
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Glyph @glyph.im · 04/10/2026
Me: I will use "radium water" as an analogy for how horrible AI's potential subtle long-term effects are, because the general public in 2026 can easily understand this analogy. The general public in 2026 […]
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Liam Proven @lproven.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
RT @bogwitch.bsky.social Yeah, that checks out
Pic of old English lettering

Caption: What your favourite obsolete English letter says about you.

Pic shows 7: thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, insular G and Long S

All say underneath:

You are a nerd.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Someone who can only stay in a good mood by insulting others, call that "diss-regulated"
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
🤔(via redgoldsparks.tumblr.com/post/65308…)
Cartoonish two panel art. Panel one: an angry raccoon yelling at the world, and the text "When you feel like you hate everyone". Panel two: the raccoon eating a strawberry, and the text: "Eat."
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Glyph @glyph.im · 03/10/2026
Really tired of having this conversation over and over again. A: "LLMs provide the illusion of productivity, by making you *feel* productive while wasting enough time that they're net negative." B: "Come on. That's not a serious position any more. Maybe 3 years ago. Not today. Obviously they […]
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
If an animal is smaller than #picaTheCat it is "very interesting" and probably in mortal danger. If an animal is larger than Pica it is "terrifying" unless it's a person and then it is an "easy mark." Animals that are a similar size to her fill her with conflicted emotions. Poor little cat.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Minor #BitWarden UX win over the fascism-supporting #1Password: inline encrypted exports! No more silly little plaintext export -> encrypt with age or etc -> delete plaintext, dance. Saves me a headache during my monthly service backups.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
"oh yea you should use <hardware> to provide <services> - even better if you use an LLM to set it up!" So lemme get this straight, we shouldn't be allowed to disregard what folks make because "code's all the same regardless of how it was created" but somehow using a bot is going to give you a […]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
It's 13:37, make a wish!!
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