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Jeff Forcier

@bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy
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Please see my pinned intro post below, & bitprophet.org/bio 😊 🌉 bridged from ⁂ social.coop/@bitprophet, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
Banging out a little tool to easily analyze the effective result of selecting a #Gentoo portage profile, since I wasn’t turning up any existing tools for that (surprisingly). Wanted to know exactly what it /meant/ for stage1/stage3/etc that I was selecting one […] [Original post on social.coop]
Screenshot of part of a terminal app with nicely rendered tree navigation using triangles for open/close handles, and with bold/colored text as needed. The contents of the tree is a Gentoo profile, meaning a breakdown of various /etc/portage files such as make.conf, use.mask, etc. Env vars, lists of packages, things like that.Another screenshot of same TUI application, showing an expanded make.defaults section with recursive expansion (some of the ‘env vars’ are themselves mappings).
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
*crying softly in why-did-#1Password-have-to-fucking-self-own* *also crying softly in #BitWarden not yet cribbing 1P’s ‘indicate to the user they said they use some integration for sign-in, not user/pass’ feature*
Screenshot of BitWarden showing an entry for circleci.com with a “username” field value of “USE GITHUB”
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
@skinnylatte
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
I now have so many opinions which make people look at me as if I’ve got two heads, that I guess now I look like some sort of cursed beholder? don’t catch the brain-fucking-up disease (whaaaaa) don’t normalize fascism (wow /really/????) don’t rent your […] [Original post on social.coop]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
Wezterm’s cute enough so far, but no matter how I fuss with either it’s or iTerm2’s font settings, I can’t get them to resemble each other. iTerm2’s text is much “thicker” and brighter (but with eg antialiasing off, iTerm is then the thinner/nastier looking one […] [Original post on social.coop]
Screenshot of two overlapping terminal emulator windows with nearly the exact same text in each (SSH login followed by a Gentoo emerge package search). The left hand is Wezterm and the font’s lines are a bit thinner/crisper, with the right hand being iTerm2 and having thicker/bolder looking font (which also makes it appear to be brighter, though I believe both are set to the same settings.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
catfishing.net #840 - 7/10 🐈🐟🐟🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟 Lots of deep cuts today. I think the first question, which 3% of people including me got right, might be a personal best 🤔
Histogram of the day’s scores. The mean and median are around 3-4. I got 7! woo!
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@amethyst @adamchainz
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@brainscraps.net also holy shit I can see your quote posts now, bless based bridgy fed!!!!
Screenshot of desktop Ivory showing a bridged bsky account's quote-post actually appearing as a native Mastodon quote-post instead of a post-with-a-link.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
🤔(via redgoldsparks.tumblr.com/post/65308…)
Cartoonish two panel art. Panel one: an angry raccoon yelling at the world, and the text "When you feel like you hate everyone". Panel two: the raccoon eating a strawberry, and the text: "Eat."
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
seemingly every other @catfishing entry: "Animal taxa named by Carl Linnaeus" Me:
Cartoon character (a glowing green skeleton in a dark colored outfit) angrily saying "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
There's a reason #NewJersey is called the "Garden State". 🥕🌽🌱🥗
Photo of a small dining room table with blue tablecloth and black wooden chairs. On the table is a yellow towel, upon which is arrayed a big pile of delicious-looking carrots, ears of corn, and Brussels sprouts.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
99% sure I had this set as a kid, should see if its constituent pieces are in the tubs in our basement. #LEGO
Photo of chapter 2 of the Lego Space coffee table book, with the year of the second generation of set design - 1987 - and the cabin-with-pods-and-lasers spaceship design, the "STARDEFENDER 200". It's very white and blue themed.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
TFW you put your GI system through the wringer via copious adult beverages, while visiting what's ostensibly a theme park for children.
Photo of an early LEGO Space set in an ad for LEGOLAND, which reads, in Danish, "LEGOLAND rumfart". Presumably "rumfart" is significantly less funny to Danish ears than to those of your humble monolingual author.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
@glyph @hynek @phildini
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers! (Also succulent season? Apparently?)
Photo of a garden store shopping cart full of garden plants, decorative gourds and some tiny cute succulents.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
@brainscraps.net same, what a surprise!!!
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Ok now this is just showing off. #CatsOfMastodon
Photo of two tabby cats snuggling in a cat bed by a picture window. One of them has his head almost completely buried under the other's front arms and chest, with just his pink nose and mouth poking out. The cat on top looks somewhat pleased with herself.Close up of previous photo. Just the pink noses!
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
I simply cannot with these two. #CatsOfMastodon
Photo of two tabby cats snuggling in a large cat bed, one's head nestled under the other's.A close up of the previous photo.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
/Somewhat/ happy with the performance of Year-Ago Jeff, whose homelab codebase was already ~80% correctly sliced up into generic vs Linux-distro-specific segments. Also /somewhat/ happy with Today Jeff who is so far passing his saving throws vs shiny, and […] [Original post on social.coop]
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Meh. That'll do. (TBH, I should have tried returning it, though I do at least recall pinging the maker to say "oi!")
Photo of a very nicely apportioned card deck box with faux sigils and the title "the WORMSONG ORACLE DECK", now sporting a freshly printed warning label that reads "✨WARNING! GLITTER ✨"
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Suddenly wishing I had a color-capable full-size label printer instead of a(n otherwise very nice) B&W strip-style one. Will have to make do with some variant of this which is much narrower and less colorful 🥲 (To go on a gorgeous 'oracle deck' of playing cards […] [Original post on social.coop]
Official-looking squarish warning sign reading:

⚠️ WARNING
✋🏻 Do NOT open or use
⛔ Contains glitter
💥 Playing surface WILL become contaminated
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
This is @SnoopJ and @mpirnat's faults. Still slaps nearly 30 years (AAAAAAAH) later. The music, I mean, I ain't seen the film. #Pi #RoniSize #Autechre #AphexTwin #MassiveAttack #ClintMansell #BancoDeGaia and many more.
Screenshot of a mobile phone's music app showing it playing the soundtrack to the movie Pi (1998). The track "Watching Windows" by Roni Size (albeit a remix) is currently playing.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
When the LLM vendors are all "yike, AGI is-a comin'! we better pump these brakes so we don't kill everyone!":
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
It lives! Ish!!!
Photo of 25yo Dell computer on weirdly showing "quiet boot" (just big Dell logo) bios output on nearby vga monitorVGA monitor showing Dell bios output:

Copyright 1996-2000 Intel Corporation
EA81510A.10A.0027.P08.0011280951
Dell Dimension 4100
BIOS Version A06
Intel(R) Pentium (R)III processor, 933 MHz
512MB PC133 System RAM
USB Legacy
CMOS Battery Low
CMOS Date/Time Not Set
Keyboard ErrorAnd then!

Invalid Boot Diskette
Insert BOOT diskette in A:_Finally, the bios setup screen with more details I won't replicate here. Computer old.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Photo of the guts of a 25 year old Dell desktop tower
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026
@diazona @nik I dunno, I see this particular sentiment too often, tbqh 🥴 (Maybe the quoted person changed visibility or quotability after David's toot went out?)
Screenshot of web mastodon on diazona's original instance, somehow still showing whatever David quote tooted as "Post pending" with no obvious way to navigate to the quoted toot.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
@stefano @pythoneer
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026
people likely to get a negative diagnosis for neurospiciness in an evaluation: probably pick the first/closest/cheapest neuropsych from the phone book / internet, call them, done me: (screenshot) 😓
Partially obscured screenshot of a Things.app todo-list project window that seems to be about "ADH…", with three separate subsections labeled "Research", "Payment" and "omg just d…", containing a total of at least 10 individual todo items.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
#NewJersey sometimes busting out cloudscapes that oughtta be in a gallery someplace. (I am mostly art-illiterate so I can't tell you what style this would be.)
Photo of a late evening sky above a foreground of dark treetops.

The left side is very dark, opaque gray storm clouds; the right is perhaps 50% blue, 50% wispy; and the center has a striking cloudfront blending the sides together and catching the setting sun.

It's not quite sunset yet, so the sunlight is only just starting to get an orange-y tint to it.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
Wondering why I sent so long without returning to regular old drum n bass 😍
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
I just can't even with this guy. #CatsOfMastodon
Photo of a brownish tabby cat on his back in a plush brown cat bed, in full sunlight, looking totally blissed out. His canine teeth are partly out, giving him a very goofy demeanor.Same as previous photo but a lower angle.Same as previous photo but face and front paw close up.Side selfie of the author, a short haired balding Caucasian male with a short cropped beard and an orange tshirt, burying his face in the cat's belly. The cat does not seem to care one bit.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
The Life. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #tabby #tabbies
Photo of two tabby cats (one smaller/grayer, the other larger/browner) snuggling closely in a plush brown cat bed which is situated by a lawn-facing picture window. The larger/browner cat has his arm draped over the torso of the other, and his face kinda snuggled into her chest.Photo of same scene as previous, but close up and at more of an angle. The cats' heads dominate the frame, and the smaller/grayer cat has now laid her head and one arm down on the windowsill. The larger/browner one still looks like he's clinging to his mommy (she is not his mommy).
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
"show cat" yea, sure, I haven't posted this thing in a while. I still love it to bits and will be very sad if it develops serious problems. Though I also wish its creator a long, healthy, and safe life free of Russian aggression, and not just so they can help me […] [Original post on social.coop]
Photo of a Nixie-tube desk clock (amber colored lights, round-cornered rectangular shapes) in a blackened wooden enclosure, with various computer desk crap in the background.Photo of same clock with some books in the background, more close-up, with the lighting showing a bit more of the wood tones in the casing. The small ventilation holes and tastefully centered control knob are also more visible.Photo of same clock from farther back, in its normal resting spot on a bookshelf above a computer monitor (whose top is just barely visible, showing a row of macOS menubar icons). The books in the background are all nerdy-ass videogame, fantasy, scifi, or Japanese light novel bullshit. (eg: Half-Life, WoW, Twelve Kingdoms, Syd Mead, Zelda, AssCreed)
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 01/08/2026
ME: hmm maybe I'll complain more on social media EVEN MY TOOLS: omg just shut up dude ME: okay.png 😅🤣
Photo of a hand holding a screwdriver whose handle bears the text "be quiet!"

(Hashtag joke explainer: It is presumably from the PC cooling/ventilation company of the same name and branding.)
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Didn't even know #Lego was putting these out but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. Also, 🤩
Photo of a "LEGO SPACE" large format hardcover book with a tastefully arranged set of LEGO space kits on the cover.Photo of a "LEGO SPACE" large format hardcover book interior page showing a few specific kits, including "6826 - TWIN-WINGED SPOILER" and "6848 - STRATEGIC PURSUER"
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
Clearly should have stayed on the West Coast. RE: vis.social/@infobeautiful/116977415…
Screenshot of myperfectweather.com showing my preferences (high temp of 60-80º, not-awful humidity, not super cloudy) only really existing in a narrow strip of the California coastline.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
is that good #NJwx
Screenshot of radar showing a very large and angry thunderstorm fast approaching.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026
@amethyst re: that last bit:
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
@chrisjrn @offby1 or a couple days nonstop driving from NJ! 😌… 😭
A screenshot of Apple Maps showing a 2873 mile 1d17h drive from my location to Sensorio.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026
@aspensmonster
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
@chrisjrn
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
Let's go Norway! (Yes, I know. This is an Icelandic beer. Still Scandinavian and/or Nordic 😝) #MensWorldCup #WorldCup #BRAvNOR
Photo of a hand holding an Einstok beer can adorned with a stylized Viking head.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
[Steve Jobs announcing the iPhone voice] An air quality alert! A heat advisory! A flood watch! These are not three separate days, this is one day, and we are calling it Sunday.
Screenshot of the iOS app Weather Strip showing a lot of weather happening today.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
[eye contact] Taking the mother-in-law to the nearby up-up-upscale shopping mall to escape the heat.
Selfie of Caucasian male in gray baseball cap (bearing a 20 sided die graphic), maroon historical woodland animals print face mask, and blue spaceflight graphics t shirt. Behind him is a random bougie mall storefront.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
@petrillic @SnoopJ did y’all do this on purpose, because if not, talk about TL serendipity!
Ivory mastodon client screenshot showing two adjacent boosts, both about smart (or dumb) washer/dryers
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
Happy 100th, #MelBrooks!
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
NYC = value #GeeseAreValued #GooseValue #Egg
Photo of the Manhattan skyline from a few miles upriver on the NJ side (Edgewater) with a small flock of Canada geese floating by the beach / former pier.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 18/06/2026
Wow, I /love/ Rocket Lab’s mission patch design and punnery. A+. 😍😍😍 www.flickr.com/photos/rocketlab/alb… My top four attached but do click through, there are many! #RocketLab #Space #Rockets #Spaceflight
Faux DLSR viewfinder mission patch saying PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPENStylized rocket launching over green hills and a sunrise, reading ANOTHER ONE LEAVES THE CRUSTOrbiting satellite graphic with moon and earth in the background, reading THEY GO UP SO FASTBlack and red Seattle skyline with launching rocket, reading WITHOUT MISSION A BEAT
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
@0xabad1dea
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
Utterly /brutal/ @catfishing today!
Histogram of today's Catfishing scores, showing that the mode is a mere 1 correct answer out of 10, and the mean probably like 1.5-2.
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