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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 15h
I’d like to have a chat with whoever it was at MPD who decided they didn’t need to send any bicycle officers to Bike to School Day (at least at the Lincoln Park site).
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Rejoice, fellow dudes with pot bellies! It is once again appropriate to wear sweaters to work, and we all know (or have fooled ourselves into thinking) a sweater is much more flattering than a tucked-in dress shirt.
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Yes, NYT, who’s to say what he meant? “Take out” could have so many meanings in this context 🙄
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Farewell, False Fall. We hardly knew ye. Welcome, Second Summer! May you only last a few days.
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
We’re about to start annual performance reviews and the email kicking off the process includes a tip sheet for how to use AI for drafting reviews. 🤮
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
You are driving your Tesla next to a school. The light is red and you want to turn right. You are in a city where right turns on red aren’t allowed. There is a bike bus coming up the road you are trying to turn on, in your direction. Do you: A) Wait patiently at the light for the bike bus to […]
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@fesshole/117264659… #waroncars
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
“Talent” should really be in quotes here
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Would you like to see a 40-something guy live out his rock star dreams by playing trombone with his law firm cover band at a battle of the bands charity event? OF COURSE YOU WOULD. Tickets are still available for Law Rocks DC - Sound Counsel (the band I’m in) takes the Atlantis stage at 9:10pm […]
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
“But Sam Altman says that—“ I’m gonna stop you right there.
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
Seeing these two shows back to back is going to be….an experience.
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2025
FYI DC (repped by Capitol Hill Little League) is currently playing Delaware in the regional Little League tournament on ESPN+!
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2025
So much wrong with all of this, but I keep thinking about how no matter what happens these fucking ghouls and the people who are giving the orders for this shit will very likely never see any negative consequences. thepit.social/@acdha/11491959411555…
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“Another officer says, “They’re starting to resist more now,” to which an officer replies: “We’re going to end up shooting some of them.” Later in the footage, the officers move on to general celebration – “Goddamn! Woo! Nice!” – and talk of the potential bonus they’ll be getting: “Just remember, you can smell that [inaudible] $30,000 bonus.”” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/25/florida-teen-immigration-arrest
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2025
This admin is just one dril tweet after another.
A post from Dan Bongino that says “FYI,
Adam Goldman of the NY Times is getting ready to run another one of their "journalism" exposé pieces about me spending time in our FBI training facility ground fighting with our dedicated and skilled defensive tactics instructors.
Their big news "hook" is that after a solid few
rounds of grappling, I injured my shoulder.
Because it's Adam Goldman, you can generally
assume he's wrong, and he is, again. The instructor I was grappling with got the best of me, because he's incredibly talented. That's why he's there. And it was my not an "injury" but a bit of swelling in my right elbow, not shoulder, because I'm 50 years old
and I can't recover like I used to. But I felt it was
important to get on the mats any way, because
that's what men do.”
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jay @jaybeas.thepit.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [pause for intake of breath] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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