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Sometimes I get excited about things. (she/her)

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bingeling @bingel.ing · 7h
I have no idea because y'all fucked up your database at some point. So it's any one song from many pages of "Unknown Date". Don't entirely get self-owns as a business strategy but I wish you much luck with it! 🙂
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 28/09/2026
Time to turn one big list into two small lists, hell yeah!
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 24/09/2026
I have hardly watched any new movies all year. But that's about to change, the 40th Fantasy Film Festival has started and in honor of that anniversary, @jardinjaponais.bsky.social and I got festival passes for the first time. We're gonna movies so hard! And you even get swag with your pass!
Fantasy Filmfest branded swag: there's a black bag with white FFF logo, a black shirt with a spoopy three panel graphic on it, rub on tattoos, a pin, Bloodsport on UHD disk and the printed festival program
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 23/09/2026
Did you know that PUBG was the first shooter I ever played, that was like 2018? So I'm quite bad at them. Which is why I'm glad I have friends who switched to Fortnite with me. It's a shooter but most other players aren't as sweaty so I get to have fun. my9games.net/en
A collage of the covers for the 9 games Tony Hawks Pro Skater, Yakuza 0, Metal Gear Solid, Love Live School Idol Festival, Tetris 99, Resident Evil 2, Donkey Kong Country, Pokémon Red, Player Unknown's Battlegrounds
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 22/09/2026
There has never been a bigger clown team than the Philadelphia Flyers. What do you mean they have a guy named Bump and a guy named Bonk on their (preseason) roster? #hockey
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 22/09/2026
I have thought deeply about the issue at hand and I've come away with the conclusion that the answer is indeed a second coffee right after my first one.
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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char @charloween.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
You know what day it is!
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 17/09/2026
Obviously that is for me to know and for you to never find out, because what are you, a cop? But the best one, rudely taken from us by Signal's name length limit was "Living Without You Was Harder Than Dermot's Dick"
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 17/09/2026
I just got to "This is presumably how Macs in the EU will behave, since Apple still hasn’t committed to shipping the Apple Intelligence updates there yet." and boy howdy do I love that for me. Please let it be true.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 15/09/2026
Anyways, as I was sitting in the cinema for a movie at the Queer Film Festival there were trailers for the Fantasy Film Festival and the Korean Film Festival and I thought fuck, I love living in Frankfurt. This rules.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 15/09/2026
Just watched Body Blow at the Queer Film Festival. I read the synopsis – about an aggressive cop who can't stop fucking ppl, so horny, so his cock is put into a cock cage to make him behave – and I thought "uh, camp fun!" but the maker of the movie thought "uh, erotic thriller about corrupt cops!"
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BODY BLOW - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Dark Star Pictures Trailers
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clevermanka @clevermanka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spread the good news! Get your Guardian with the good subs right here! mega.nz/folder/Tx5Gm...
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 10/09/2026
Heated Rivalry has officially been declared not rare. So here are 154 fanvids at least a minute in length, if anybody is itching for that: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 10/09/2026
What sort of shit is going down in the oakberry queue that they need security at a smoothie store? 😂
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 10/09/2026
I thought, neat, Stardew Valley soundtrack is perfect background noise for my work day, I'll listen to that. Mistake. Now I'm stuck at work wanting to play Stardew Valley. Did that make me switch to different music? No. The Stardew Valley soundtrack is simply too good to turn off.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 10/09/2026
Coop, he's just a lil guy
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Daisy is the most helpful penguin on pool cleaning day! 🐧 📹: Animal care staff Dayna
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 09/09/2026
If you don't use self-checkout to skip 1-3 items and declare your organic fruits to be cheap store brand then you are not making use of the theft the store has already calculated into this strategy.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 09/09/2026
Anyway, here's a productivity destroying dumb hilarious link that got dropped into my lap and destroyed my productivity: bayeuxgo.live
bayeuxgo.live
Bayeux Go!
Bayeux Go! Thou art Harold. Go forth and win thine battle. Jump your way to victory, avoiding arrows…
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 09/09/2026
Make your accidentally public security camera less sus looking challenge failed once again
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@badnetworker

1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together

2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three.
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 08/09/2026
Flat illustration of a Common Loon wading through black water- white mono-line ripples silhouette their body
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Medieval Food With Jennie @medievalfoodjennie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 08/09/2026
Anyway, in politer news, this wall wishes us all a good morning and I wish the wall a good morning back, but also all of you
"Guten Morgen" (good morning) spray painted in red on the tiled wall of a train station
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 08/09/2026
Didn't know it was driving over crosswalks even though I'M FUCKING WALKING HERE Day. My bad, did that wrong twice in ten minutes, promise on the next one I'm just gonna let myself be driven over as intended on this holiest of days.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 06/09/2026
I sacrificed a nomination slot to find the number and will report back. I could not sacrifice my time and patience to do the counting myself. The volunteers doing the eligibility checks each year are saints and I applaud them, that could not be me.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 05/09/2026
As you get more practice with mobile rhythm games a dip in your skill level happens when your eyes start to wander away from what your fingers are doing towards the horizon where the new notes are coming in. That's necessary to be able to play the higher difficulty songs.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 05/09/2026
I'm a bit jealous of people not in Heated Rivalry fandom. Imagine watching the show and Milla Jovovich walks onto your screen and you had no idea that this would happen.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 05/09/2026
I also took the opportunity to fix the CORS error, so now the poster images for my vids show up. Something that had been broken for years and took one minute to fix. At last I was bothered enough to do that.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 05/09/2026
It is festivids season once again, so I took the time to upload a signed version of my festivid from *last* year. Apologies for receiving a reply to a comment you left a year ago, if you were hit by that. I felt compelled to do it while I was there. A Jet Lag vid: archiveofourown.org/works/77520116
Ben and Adam from Jet Lat sitting on a train driving through the British countryside. Ben is holding binoculars and looking at the camera, while Adam smiles fondly at him
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Dominik Moritz @domoritz.de · 05/09/2026
UN votes to adopt Equal Earth projection. We already made it the default in @vega-vis.bsky.social a while ago and have been teaching it at @dig.cmu.edu. Great choice! www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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UN votes to adopt new world map that shows Africa’s true scale
Togo-sponsored resolution called to phase out traditional map that depicts continent as similar size to Greenland
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 04/09/2026
Person walking in front of me has shirt that says "MOJO" on the back. My traitorous brain: Mear Of Jizzing Out 🙂‍↕️
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prj for the hipster crowd @omphale23.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The explosion of \o/ across the internet. Somewhere, quietly, the opening notes of "Ride Forever" echo through the wilds of Toronto. Hugh Dillon raises an eyebrow, sensing a disturbance in the universe. Hudson Williams feels a shiver down his spine. What has Jacob Tierney done?
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jabs @jabularasa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What a beautiful day to be a fandom hag
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 03/09/2026
I manifested one third of this, I'm sorry/you're welcome. Well also Canada only having 12 actors manifested this. But you know.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 02/09/2026
"The people behind Nexus claim the license images are coming from an active breach at “a major identity verification company” whose customers include multiple Fortune 500 companies." ahem, people who think age verification will keep you and your children safe
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 02/09/2026
Back home from seeing KARD for the third (and final 😭) time and I had the absolute best time! The energy was craaaaazy, we had such a good view and we were so close I got hit with water from Jiwoo *and* J.Seph. I will miss those goobers a lot. 😔
KARD performing a song, forgot which one. But they're all dressed in black and BM, Jiwoo and J.Seph are watching Somin wiggle her perfect butt. We are all watching. Respectfully.KARD during their ending ment, turned towards the audience. They are *so* close.
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Neal Agarwal @neal.fun · 02/09/2026
Made a sketch artist game where you have to draw the character based on witness testimony neal.fun/unusual-susp...
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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Arne Semsrott @arnesemsrott.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hier gibt's erstmals die Übersicht: Wo in Deutschland werden Rechenzentren gebaut, wo entstehen dafür Gaskraftwerke, wo ist das Grundwasser besonders belastet, wo gibt es schon Proteste? Die gesamte Karte & alle Daten zur Weiterverwendung: fragdenstaat.de/aktionen/cli...
Deutschlandkarte Rechenzentren
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Andrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 31/08/2026
Hey @1password.bsky.social, longtime customer here: stop giving your money to fascists.
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 31/08/2026
This will be interesting, I feel like I haven't watched anything all year. Maybe I'll just rerun last year. 😅
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 30/08/2026
Derust level: punching the screen in panic! This game is so bonkers, this isn't even the highest difficulty. 😅
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bingeling @bingel.ing · 30/08/2026
I reinstalled bandori because I missed participating in events. So of course the event just ended and I have to wait two days for the next one to start. 🫠 I missed the translation delay of Japanese games and their English versions, apparently we celebrated Christmas in the event that just ended.
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