Reposted by Pete BirkinshawWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 4hListen to that CRUNCH. Absolutely delicious. #WorldBollardAssociation 681009152
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 6hI have started planning my crisp sandwich for Crisp Sandwich Day. 170
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 6hI'm going to break the tofu chain because I had some mock duck with spinach and tomato on rice. 120
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 8hThe ideal authentication is none at all but at this rate everyone will have to log in to everything, it's such a waste. 030
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 8hI do academic access management for living, and a few years ago it looked like the growth of open access meant much less need for federated logins. That's completely changed now, everything is getting hammered by lazy greedy AI bots and sites that had no need for logins now need to keep the bots out 192
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 9hI'm sure there are other reasons but she shouldn't be executed tomorrow because absolutely nobody should be executed tomorrow. I don't care what she did or didn't do. Governments should respect basic human rights and not murder people. 040
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 9hYou'd think that you wouldn't, but sooner or later you'd plug that tape in and press play 010
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawCube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 9hSBOMs, SBOMs, adopt SBOMs make your network stronger for when problems come along 042
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 9hThis isn't even all @slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social 's fault, I spent a few months in a bedroom that only had an 8-track player and a Tom Jones 8-track tape 260
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawMiguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 11hThat “super intelligence” executive order was another insider grift, this time to sell “.si” domains - they bought the domains over the summer. x.com/adamscochran...x.comAdam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran) on X1/15 SCOOP: Trump’s “Super Intelligence” Scandal: I believe Trump’s “SI” Executive Order was ANOTHER criminal plot to enrich the Trump family. Insiders seem to have profited MILLIONS off of .si domain names before his Truth Social posts. 45426
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 15hThere are already Canadians yearning to club that thing to death and take its shirt 010
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawDave Keating @davekeating.substack.com · 18hBest part: "'My wallet was stolen and my Italian ID was inside,' she said. With a looming holiday, she contacted the Italian embassy to ask what she needed to do, but to her frustration quickly realised that it would be faster to gain Belgian citizenship than to wait for a remade Italian ID."brusselstimes.comWhy so many Italians are getting Belgian nationalityBelgium appears to be an easy place for Italians to come and be themselves. Many of those who do, love it and choose to formally become Belgian. But why? 06723
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 17hAnd that's just how many are planted, not how many survive to become trees. 010
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawMetal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 17hi solved infinite personal music by taking loads of ecstasy in my 20s and now i can dance to the sound of a reversing lorry 616923
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 18hWhen will Go Comics understand timezones? Well not today (BST) 000
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 18hHe now looks like The Dry Devil in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, both are psychopaths, but obviously Dry Devil isn’t permanently wet or oily like Thiel 000
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206188355345
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 19hYesterday Google Gemini told my brother in law that Andy Burnham was not the PM. Very super, much intelligence. 060
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Kagoshima is also the friendliest place I’ve been to in Japan. Nice Sri Lankan restaurant too. 020
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve been there! People on the volcano grow huge round turnips, and the schoolchildren have helmets as part of their school uniform because it sometimes rains rocks. 141
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just saw folk who join the uncritical rush towards AI referred to as "LLMings", and I am stealing that.static.klipy.comVintage Pixel Game: LemmingsAlt: Vintage Pixel Game: Lemmings 11272114
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Plot involves a search for keys, an agent working in the background, and a well known port 000
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawJanet Gilbert @janetgilbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think we should bring back Michaelmas, including its cosy customs, like stealing your neighbor's horse. www.nts.org.uk/stories/st-m...nts.org.ukSt Michael’s Day and Michaelmas traditionsLà Fhéill Mìcheil – St Michael’s Day – happens on September 29th. Canna House Archivist Fiona Mackenzie looks at some of the folklore traditions… 26311
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawLuca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Scotland reintroduced 50 wild cats into the Highlands marking an important milestone for their conservation work. 59228
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This looks great - how did you present the graph UI, is it an existing JS package? 000
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 219141173546
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawJoël Reland @jreland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What's that Andy? You want to look at the different options for the UK's relationship with the EU? If only someone had set them out already... ukandeu.ac.uk/introducing-... 59841
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Also why do they think everyone wants to win the "AI" revolution or whatever? Most real people don't like it, or don't really care about it. No pension for you but wow we won the slop competition doesn't butter any parsnips. 040
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026An anarchist exploring "What if Tolkien's elves were far too British?" 010
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Although The Witcher is quite clearly literally another version of Elric, like Corum and Hawkmoon, just unlicensed. 010
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There really is a foreign actor planning bombing atrocities at RAF Fairfield, he appeared in Home Alone 2 1145
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Birmingham should have a huge music/art festival called Birmingman in the West Midlands' equivalent to Black Rock Desert 030
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Or Ministry of Defence number: I thought it was reported as a terrorism number early on, I've just read it was MoD, I suppose my point about the state pretending they already knew still stands. 030
Reposted by Pete Birkinshawsexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a subject matter expert I'd like to say that it's only dogging when straight people are doing it. If they're all dudes then it's cruising 4518
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What *should* be big news is that someone called an anti-terrorism hotline, nobody answered it, and then, it seems, there was a conspiracy to pretend the authorities were already on the case. OTOH I'm on Team Oil Thieves and it looks like we're going to beat Team Doggers and Team Flytippers 2100
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026God, yeah, whatever could lead you to speculate that they might be fuel thieves? 2030262
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawBirmingham Green Party @brumgreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These threats are not regarded as some far-off or remote contingency: disastrous impacts, for instance on the UK’s food supply, could be expected as soon as 2030, it warns. One person who had seen the whole report described it to the Guardian as “apocalyptic”. www.theguardian.com/environment/...theguardian.comWhy is the UK’s suppressed climate national security report significant?Warnings about the catastrophic effects of vital ecosystems collapsing were not published under previous prime minister 12016
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's not meant to be but if enough people enjoy it that way I'd be open to doing an OnlyFans, I need the money and I could put the tofu down as a business expense. 120
Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OK now I've realised which university it was I'm going to upgrade the amazing to something like astonishing. Flabbergasted. 150
Reposted by Pete BirkinshawDr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026This is quite cool. My university is the first organisation in the world to force Microsoft to allow us to turn off copilot summaries in Word 365, after a backlash against it from staff (including, very vocally, me). That cannot have been easy for our heroic IT people so hats very much off to them! 895425931