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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Laurie from Halloween is stuck with Michael Myers for her whole life but gets to grow up, help other girls, etc. Carrie is just like, "Reboot. You are in middle school again. Everyone hates you."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Sure, Katie Zacharia never passed the bar. But Pete Hegseth has never passed one either.
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You’ve seen stutter step penalties but how about this stutter walk penalty in the Caribbean Cup semifinal?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.
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A disgruntled boss filed theft charges against her. When she went to court, ICE arrested her. | Baltimore Brew
BREW EXCLUSIVE: A $12.08 dispute over a McDonald’s meal leads to the arrest of a 25-year-old by ICE agents in the Carroll County District courthouse.
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 14/10/2026
Kyren Williams hit this LB with the Arn Anderson spinebuster
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Several Cornell fraternity brothers say that they did not actively participate in the infamous group chat and were only included in it because Pete Hegseth had accidentally added them to it.
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I stan a legend 🔥🔥🔥
A post on Twitter of someone who used the Pope to get out of using AI on an assignment
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Anyway, a major reason this is happening now is because Sean Spicer paid no penalty for lying & got a fancy Harvard fellowship, Sarah Huckabee Sanders paid no penalty for lying & berating reporters & went on to elite gigs & a governorship, & we totally fail at elite accountability & must stop that.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There will be a lot of equivocating about all the times search warrants have been executed on members of Congress for corruption investigations and the like, and it can't be stressed enough in how many ways HSI raiding Ilhan Omar is extremely not like that.
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mastadon?
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Without Lionheart, we don't get Rathbone in Robin Hood, so he can't be #2.
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think Jackson was more overrated than Lee.
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✨ Laas ✨ @whatabossislaas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stormy put up this piece of paper at the game last night and at first I thought it was a meme but turns out it’s a political statement on Vancouver BC’s already ridiculously expensive housing market??? #Canes
STORMY NOT SOPHISTICATED ICE HOG, BUT EVEN STORMY KNOW:
THE ALLOWANCE OF FOREIGN INVESTORS IN METRO VANCOUVER MUST NOT ONLY BE MET WITH STEEP ANNUAL LEVIES IF PROPERTIES ARE LEFT UNATTENDED, ALONGSIDE BRITISH COLUMBIA'S 20% FOREIGN PURCHASE SURCHARGE, BUT THE 2027 EXPIRATION OF THE FEDERAL FOREIGN BUYER BAN REPRESENTS A FULCRUM POINT IN THE REAL ESTATE MARKET THAT COULD HAVE GENERATIONAL RAMIFICATIONS IF NOT REENACTED.
ALSO, OINK.
Stormy the Ice Hog waving creepily from the jumbotron
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Andrew Callahan @andrewcallahan.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Adam Vinatieri: “At the time, I thought we owned the Raiders. And thanks to Tom, we actually do.”
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I hate wrestling Halloween. What do you mean you're going as an ACME Eddie trap?
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In this context, "they" refers to both the characters and the authors.
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And it was told as if they didn't notice.
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Olivia of Troye @oliviaoftroye.com · 10/10/2026
I spent years working at the Pentagon and on homeland security. The prospect of a military-developed weapon designed to inflict intense pain being operated by DHS on American soil raises serious red flags. What safeguards prevent its misuse by CBP or potentially ICE? Here’s why I’m concerned.👇
livingitwitholiviatroye.com
The Pentagon Just Approved Lending Its “Heat Ray” to DHS. Here’s Why That Should Worry You.
The military never used it in combat. Now U.S. Customs and Border Protection may use it at home.
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🚲🕸️𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖘🕸️🚲 @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are witnessing levels of passive voice cop language unprecedented in modern times
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Only in a rerun."
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Alone
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would ruin these non stop
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Software engineering could and should be done with the same care as any other type of engineering. This is a post in honor of Margaret Hamilton (and also a subtweet of all vibe-coders everywhere).
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"“I fought to bring the software legitimacy so that it — and those building it — would be given its due respect, and thus I began to use the term ‘software engineering’ to distinguish it from hardware and other kinds of engineering, yet treat each type of engineering as part of the overall systems engineering process,” Hamilton told El Pais in 2018. “When I first started using this phrase, it was considered to be quite amusing. It was an ongoing joke for a long time. They liked to kid me about my radical ideas. Software eventually and necessarily gained the same respect as any other discipline.”"

Source: https://news.mit.edu/2026/margaret-hamilton-computing-pioneer-dies-1007
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's exactly the same reason that streaming services are now frantically having to reinvent bundled cable tv. The technology of streaming was NEVER the product. AD FREE access to a large library of quality (or, frankly, familiar old comfort watches) on demand was the product. Not the platform.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whatever you’re paying the political consultant who came up with this slogan, it’s not enough.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LANTERNS is what happens when a Hugo Award nominee thinks they can write a better Green Lantern oath than Alfred Bester.
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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This may be the first time U.S. forces have retreated in Europe during a major conflict. Not before the Nazis. Not before the Soviets. Not before Al Qaeda. Not until the Trump administration.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
those fancy southern lads very much thought of themselves as Cavaliers in the mold of landed European nobility (extremely derogatory) - what some today refer to as "warriors." they still got their shit rocked by their hard-drinking USMA classmates and a few college professors-turned-soldiers
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😼
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thread. (It gets worse.)
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How about cricket bats?
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
So former NFL kicker Jay Feely is running for Congress as a MAGA guy and his opponent just put out an ad with a bunch of his missed kicks lol
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th / October 1st
A split image of Anthony Perkins as a happy guy and n the left to his Paycho character on the right
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Last year not a single refugee fleeing religious persecution was admitted to the US.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... Yes?
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't mess with the Mouse.
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N.F. Jimenez - drafting gay vampire books @nfjimenez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone wants to make their own "Heated Rivalry", but not gay. Every studio is like "it's the hockey that made it so popular, right? It must be! It cannot be the gay romance! Surely, it must be the hockey!"
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt.
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Bryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Matthew Stafford has thrown more pick-sixes than anyone in NFL history. And this isn't random trivia -- he has been uniquely proficient at it, and his record may never be beaten.
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Matthew Stafford, King of the Pick-Six
Matthew Stafford has thrown more pick-sixes than anyone in NFL history. And this isn't random trivia -- he has been uniquely proficient at it, and his record may never be beaten.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, there has been an absolute explosion of 287(g) agreement since Trump took office; more than 1,000 new ones. Multiple GOP-led state legislatures have actually mandated that local police departments signed these agreements, even if they don’t want to.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
. . . like we have the word chutzpah as well as an entire culture of extremely, extremely colorful and vivid curses . . . but I don't think there's an appropriately strong Yiddish word that covers this
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PWI has an offset year for eligibility. I think it's Jul '25 to June '26. So MJF doesn't get the Mistico feud, but he does get the Casino Gauntlet feud with Page, his full 2nd AEW title reign (incl the Texas Death match with Page), and his 3rd reign was still in progress when the period closed.
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Jeremy Billones @billones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the more delightful things to happen in the 21st century is that we've all collectively decided that the PWI 500 (and the Women's 250 and Tag Team 100) actually matter.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What’s your fake starwars academic paper
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As shocking as this case is I know @czedwards.bsky.social is shaking their head at the same thing I am - this is some PISS POOR MONEY LAUNDERING. Check 1001 of a brand new account? Jesus we used to be a proper country.
A check made out for
$150,000 to Susan Collins’s
PAC, check number 1001
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kinda bummed that someone revealed a fun moment in our Muppet book that comes out tomorrow. I wish people had had the chance to experience it in the context of the story. I wanted to hear reactions. Didn’t even credit Chip and me in the post.
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