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Bill from da Shore

@billfromdashore.bsky.social
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Lawn Dart & Disco Survivor. O's, Ravens, Caps, MCFC, Wrexham & UMd fan. Dad of an astrophysicist & TBA. 🤘 #SupportHeavyMusic "We have each other and that's all we'll ever need" -Bryan Garris

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Heather @alainnfocail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jorge Mateo, Tyler Wells, Melissa Wells, Cedric Mullins, Erika Mullins, Cass Baker, Bryan Baker, Cole Sulser, Dana Sulser 

The Tampa Bay Orioles and their wives
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My mother is 81 years old and has been a Republican her entire life. A news story about this came on. She listened and simply said “I’m not watching that.” MAGA is losing the Republican Party faster than they think. 
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Orioles are laying off multiple members of their business operations staff, brand and content team and game presentation department, per sources. A team spokesperson said the Orioles can confirm changes were made within business operations but declined to comment further
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 06/10/2026
New York, it’s official. We’re extending our Open Play program to keep select fields lit at night for free pickup soccer this fall & next summer. Restarting tonight, you can play soccer from 10pm-2am at select parks in all 5 boroughs. Drop in or sign up online. Locations/details at nycopenplay.com
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal...
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mordi is a Righteous Hater @mordi-rc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Guardians just can't win without Craig Albernaz. They need to do everything they can to get him back ASAP.
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Jacob Whittaker @vonfunkenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best post I ever made
My colorblind neighbor seeing Clifford for the first time: "wow the big dog"
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Delete System32 @delete-system32.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm half expecting "Would you like to know more?" at the end
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks! And yup, it sure is. I messaged back & forth with a pretty popular workout content creator and he asked what I saw as my biggest obstacle to my goal weight. I said time. I’m not gonna lose another 30 pounds in only three months. It’s just gonna take time. He agreed. ⏰🗓️💪🏋️
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks for the encouragement! This is where being a HS wrestling coach for 30+ years comes in handy. I know what’s going on, even if I don’t like it. 🤣
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, after 3 months, 26 lbs. lost, 5 weeks of not missing a workout (M,W,Sat.) & watching my carb intake at every meal, I’ve hit a weight plateau. It’s just not coming off right now. It sucks, but I also know it’s temporary. At least I’m not gaining, right?
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howdytimbo @howdytimbo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The sun is setting too darn early 🫤🫤
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was thinking Neidermeyer from Animal House, but that’ll work.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That explains A LOT.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never heard it because I don’t listen to pop music. It’s not a flex, it’s just true. I listen to deathcore. It’s not gonna show up for me on any social media algorithm. If I’ve heard it, I didn’t know it.
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Andy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Asked Pete Alonso about hitting philosophy and if he ever thinks about launch angle. He said no. And now he leads the American League with 42 homers
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gee, um, thanks. 🙄😒🤦‍♂️ Signed, The entire Eastern Shore
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gee, um, thanks. 🙄😒🤦‍♂️ Signed, The entire Eastern Shore
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hiring Brandon Hyde for this would be something, huh?
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Jon With Tattoos @jonwithtattoos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This loss is 100% on Albernaz.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Time for some positive news …
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ron White to Joe Rogan: Talarico didn't cost this state $6 million in fines and lawsuits, and that happened with Ken Paxton. Guess who paid that $6 million? You and me paid the $6 million for his bribery. His own party impeached him. He's a criminal. He's a piece of shit.
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becca @magicjewball.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of my Mets fan co-workers said to me, "so our boy hit 300 last night," like we had shared custody.
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tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else @smallupsetter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just think, somewhere some legacy media dipshit is proudly sitting on proof Trump molested kids and waiting to publish it three years after he dies, expecting a hero's reception.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JD Vance keeps feeding stories to the NY Times about how he's the only one in the Trump admin who knows the Iran war is a disaster. It isn't going to work. The war will be an anchor tied to him when he runs for president in 2028. My latest at Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/jd-vance-i...
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JD Vance will never escape the albatross of the Iran War
No matter how many stories he feeds the Times about all his doubts.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And that’s why I only do a Pick ‘Em league with no lines. Made 11 of 16 correct picks, only 2 out of the league lead.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I clearly underestimated how good of a coach Anyone But John Harbaugh would be
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Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me to the Orioles 2026 season
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Monkey
ALT: Monkey
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally! A band with loud guitars! So glad SNL replaced their music booker with someone not afraid of distortion pedals.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SHOCKED, I say!
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Andy Williams and Jon Moxley on an early #AEWDynamite RIP Butcher 💔
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"All the wrong people are gone All the wrong people are gone..." R.I.P. Andy Williams www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Qr...
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Every Time I Die - "A Colossal Wreck"
YouTube video by Epitaph Records
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/09/2026
Whoever was the Democratic consultant that told them to stop calling these people "weird" should be catapulted into the sun.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can’t wait to see how all of this executive power doesn’t apply when a Democrat is elected
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 31/08/2026
At 12:02 p.m. EDT, the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope began an approximately 3-minute mid-course correction burn to adjust its trajectory toward its final orbit. #NASARoman 🔭
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NASA's Roman Completes First Mid-Course Correction Burn - NASA Science
At 12:02 p.m. EDT, Roman began an approximately 3-minute mid-course correction burn to adjust its trajectory toward its final orbit.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And at least one Maryland scientist eagerly awaiting its data @astroalison.bsky.social
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 30/08/2026
The telescope has been set free in space! Successful deployment! #Roman
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No spoilers here, but given the plot, it actually kinda made sense
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching “Silo” and did not expect a Peter Gabriel musical cameo.
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Dr. Alison Duck @astroalison.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Getting to share the excitement for all the cool exoplanets #Roman will find at the Kennedy Space Center!
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 28/08/2026
It it is both funny and disappointing when my fellow Xers struggle with the implications of 1996 being 30 years ago. 1961 was 30 years ago when Ten came out, for a bit of context
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh, I have absolutely fallen into a dead sleep at a faculty meeting before.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I tell my high school wrestlers all the time, the two best things you can do for your health are actually the easiest. Get more sleep, and drink more water. 
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Asher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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Bill from da Shore @billfromdashore.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As a HS JV softball coach, trust me, we pay more attention to our starting pitchers.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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