Reposted by Kip ReeseJessica Smetana @jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The first pope to transubstantiate Malort into Christ’s blood 14574102
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it. 13878931287
Reposted by Kip Reese28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 08/05/2025THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING 263184802464
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Ordinarily I am not a fan of Twitter screenshots, which feel like when a pet brings you a dead bird it found. But I am enjoying the reactionary online Catholics losing their shit because the American pope isn't a Based Reactionary. Here's to a schismatic movement and a Dimes Square Papacy. 1164829
Reposted by Kip Reeseollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 08/05/2025EAT THIS SAUSAGE IT'S JESUS CHRIST'S FUCKING BODY DRINK THE MALORT IT'S HIS FUCKING BLOOD 031
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2025We do not go there often, really only when my wife has to send something she bought back, but the FedEx store by us has been just playing Steely Dan albums front to back each of the last few times we've been in. I don't necessarily love it, but I do respect it. 4069817
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/04/2025People were responding too well. It's time to go back to what we know works: people who have been in office since 1993 saying "listen up, Mr. Trump's economy is quite frankly fucking disappointing" while holding up an egg. 411498221
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit. 1985950
Reposted by Kip ReeseNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 27/04/2025NO 241641303
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/04/2025"In the Time interview, President Trump claimed 'I invented a new kind, actually four new kinds, of jacking off. And that's something that I think, because they never write nice, always nasty, but that's something that I think really people would love to know about.'" "Well there's a lot going on." 1438034
Reposted by Kip Reesedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/04/2025factory jobs are back baby 2061661
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Classic 1989 Brain from the big fella here, just some dumb bit of gossip that snagged in his brain and which he will never stop believing. Absolutely convinced that every onscreen moment of the film Rising Sun really happened, and that he alone can get to the bottom of it. 3663265
Reposted by Kip Reesewint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again 10287201102
Reposted by Kip Reesewint @dril.bsky.social · 23/04/2025there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement 158141842225
Reposted by Kip Reesedarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/04/2025“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys” 1420192072593
Reposted by Kip ReeseMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/04/2025you know that bunny was thinking about it 501017109
Reposted by Kip ReeseShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/04/2025this is why you shouldnt believe what you see on the internet. It was actually closer to 50 years. His name was Porphyrios, he actually caused the creation of entirely new trading routes just to avoid him and was declared enemy of the state by Justinian. He is the hero we need. 573171646
Reposted by Kip ReeseArt Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I appreciate the Trump administration's commitment to being universally despised by all Americans 916424
Reposted by Kip Reesedarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/04/2025 Musk said that “I don’t see anyone being able to compete with Tesla at present,” despite the fact that Waymo is already commercially operating in four cities with plans for several more, and Tesla is commercially operating in zero cities. lol 2648058
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/04/2025You don't have to agree with him on every issue but you have to admit that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is absolutely locked the fuck in on our nation's balls. He is focused, he is determined, and he is going to figure out what is going on with/in America's balls, and woe unto anyone who tries to stop him. 1491658174
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Tesla stock up as Elon soothes skittish shareholders and employees alike by making "the Butthead noise" and blinking really fast during earnings call. 1266445
Reposted by Kip ReeseKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/04/2025In THIS administration we value WARFIGHTERS who WARFIGHT the enemy and if you’re not WARFIGHTING the enemy to DEATH we don’t want you in the DEPARTMENT OF WARFIGHTING, take your “logistics” and “intelligence” BULLSHIT somewhere else this place is for WARFIGHTING WARFIGHTERS WHO WARFIGHT. GRRR! 73697921095
Reposted by Kip ReeseDefector @defector.com · 22/04/2025Trump shows kids collectible card with photo of him being shot: defector.com/trump-shows-...defector.comTrump Shows Kids Collectible Card With Photo Of Him Being Shot | DefectorMonday was the White House Easter Egg Roll, an annual event in which children gather on the lawn and get to meet the president, first lady, and the Easter Bunny. Then they all roll eggs down the… 11436
Reposted by Kip ReesePatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025And in his tummy! 3373799286
Reposted by Kip ReeseKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Some more tariffs should get us back on track 936635
Reposted by Kip ReeseBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Pope Kevinmetro.co.ukInterim Pope is a bloke called Kevin from DublinHe is responsible for the transition of power. 4169156793
Reposted by Kip ReeseSarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I simply do not understand how a NEWS ORGANIZATION is basically existing in a stage of siege but very rarely conveys in its political coverage that we are in a state of emergency 2959631360
Reposted by Kip ReeseDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I am told that DOGE goblins tried to enter NOAA's Chemical Sciences Laboratory in Boulder today, but were initially denied entry because they were armed (!). Apparently the state AG is heading there to... fix it, somehow? 20719205
Reposted by Kip ReesePatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21/04/2025HEGSETH FOR POPE. 4084048233
Reposted by Kip ReeseBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2025How is this not an ONN 1122157204
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Googling "Sgt. Slaughter Alive?" real quick 4680582
Reposted by Kip ReesePatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job. 791141041208
Reposted by Kip Reesejab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 21/04/2025a way you can tell a great leader is when he has to fire most of the people he hires who haven't already quit and especially if he keeps replacing people for the same job 959567
Reposted by Kip ReeseRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Foreign friends, please don't come to the US right now. We're in the grip of government sanctioned monsters who have no interest in the law or anyone's wellbeing. I hate having to say it, but we're a dangerous place for you. Take care. www.thedailybeast.com/teenage-girl...thedailybeast.comTeen Girls Arrested and Deported While Backpacking in HawaiiThe two girls were made to sign false confessions and spend the night in a dangerous prison. 16218
Reposted by Kip ReeseKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance. 673522514
Reposted by Kip Reesedarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025this is like a coke fingernail but for sideburns tbh 1850426
Reposted by Kip ReeseDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/04/2025There's some remarkable "I'm not mad" vocal work being done here, but I think it's high time Secretary Hegseth sits in front of Congress and explains why he has one really long sideburn and one normal-sized one. America demands answers. 2915325811
