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Bartholomew Collins

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Not really Bartolo Colon

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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 42m
unfortunately there is a crisis in the NFL, almost every team doesn't have Justin Jefferson
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 55m
defensive teams make good times, good times cause offensive teams etc etc
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 56m
hey I'm reading this now
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 2h
no matter the outcome, Giants will still be in first place after this game
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 2h
bsky.app/profile/bigf...
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 2h
I respect the contempt the Eagles and Jaguars are showing the British fans in an effort to get out of these trips in the future
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 3h
great opportunity for a couples costume if your husband sits in the corner sobbing uncontrollably
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 3h
you only have so many years to force your kids to do an Incredibles family costume and they pass faster than you think
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 4h
you put them in the spokes of your bike like nature intended
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 4h
riding a bike is for children, why are these people trying to treat you like a child??
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 5h
he can stay over in the Tower
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 5h
the word that's least in the Bible? Philadelphia
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 16h
they should have Special Guest Star Anne Heche for that episode
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 17h
Harper is hurt by saying "I'm gonna bring a world series to Washington" after signing with Philly and then Washington immediately won the world series
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 18h
feels like a great reason not to like someone as a person
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 18h
u mean ur trump keys?
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 18h
idk a woman giving a man a rib could have deep theological implications and may undo existence
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 19h
I think Holly Rowe should get to announce it
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 19h
no reason to stop with the needlepoint, frankly
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h
the hands are the father of the pass - vince Lombardi
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 20h
that's from Plato right?
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 21h
We strayed from God's path when we allowed Being Unpleasant To Be Around to become a cognitive condition
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 21h
I don't think Jerry can go around blocking everyone who tells him this
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22h
it's his most relatable quality
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 22h
after Thanksgiving they won't have quorum
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"don't blame me, I voted for the good Hitler"
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i thought he was my friend and then he did a 360 on me
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
that purple suit looks real good
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I see why she did it but if she wants to win I would suggest not wearing Buffalo Bills merch
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
who could be better for a youth propaganda effort than a guy named Kid Rock?!?!
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
were any of these biographies about the dumbest person you met at an Ohio diner?
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/bloc...
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I’m the good Hitler” oh no worries then
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
maybe the AI can make you owner of the Twins?
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think that was their way of saying you can go ahead and steal from them
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RICO situation
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Napoleon Dynamite, Kip & Pedro: Iconic Scenes
ALT: Napoleon Dynamite, Kip & Pedro: Iconic Scenes
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
god gives his hardest challenges to his most beautiful soldiers
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought Maggie Gyllenhaal's The Bride was terrible and I want to live in a world where thousands of people get to make their own weird dream project like that every year
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
actually you don't get to run people over just because they are in your way, this is why no one loves you
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if thou lay-eth with thine husband's killer, truly it is as if he is still alive in your heart and loins
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
greatest city in da world
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we lost our way when they tried making Kansas a city
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
probably worth taking an extra one
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
America involved in wars of choice in the middle east, we're so back
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE KID WHO RAN FOR PRESIDENT
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
maybe that's his way of saying he wants to be traded
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is not what America is about! there needs to be lynching merchandise available for purchase
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
economic anxiety must be off the charts
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would have rather watched them burn the $250 mil
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we have this video of you responding to people making bad faith arguments in your mentions...
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Dikembe Mutombo Swat
ALT: Dikembe Mutombo Swat
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