Reposted by idiotHarry Dean Stuntin’ @loubegavevo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha if you don’t think punishment by a trickster god is real please think again 073
Reposted by idiotryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 07/07/202632 years I’ve been rooting for USMNT, for 32 years they choke in the round of 16 at best, that is just the way of things. the way of the force 4899857
Reposted by idiotJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 12/06/2026When he has a Dest Moment tonight just know it’s because in his head he’s doing rails on a yacht with Betty Boop 0385
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026someone should calm this game down and throw a loaded gun on the pitch 0112
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think however you feel about El Tri in the context of the USMNT is completely irrelevant, pulling for England in any capacity should get you sent to the FEMA camps 060
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026dear the bosnian player from appleton wisconsin have you heard of the band tenement 040
Reposted by idiotElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/07/2026the thing about pulisic is that I cannot support an american man with an australian haircut 8847
Reposted by idiot◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 30/04/2026DC, Maryland, Virginia 1732218310
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Getting face controlled at coachella by being asked to name 3 members from katseye and immediately being escorted at gunpoint to the designated oklou containment pen 030
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026how many pit beefs do yall think i can i house while karen’s out of town 140
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026it’s a beautiful spring day you know what that means: time to listen to Hum very loudly and fold laundry 020
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026getting mad at turnstile for wearing a 29th Street Tavern hat during their Coachella set, please don’t blow up the spot, there are only so many places to get a $3 bottle of Natty Boh and a shitty hamburger in Baltimore 260
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026we gotta bring nextel back, i wanna be chirp chirping the homies up at 3pm on a tuesday 000
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026about to log into my work email for the first time in 16 days, bro i’m so fuckin scared rn 070
Reposted by idiotspooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Claudia Sheinbaum has announced that Goku and Vegeta will be training the Mexican Army’s Cuerpo de Fuerzas Especiales on how to do a kamehameha 215138
Reposted by idiotGoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings 14090981864
Reposted by idiotthe hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 09/03/2026VRUNT CONSIDERS TAKING OVER JACK ANTONOFF'S MARRIAGE TO MARGARET QUALLEY — FBN. 119013
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026the american mind could never comprehend eating a mountain of fried shrimp and fries for like $12 while sitting right on the beach 060
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026really impressed by what brazil considers acceptable breakfast food. i just ate a plate full of hot dogs in tomato sauce and boiled cassava. this is the kind of breakfast anarchy we need in modern times to break free from the prison of our own ego 140
Reposted by idiotsnaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 05/03/2026my favorite thing in brazil is when they ask us something and we think we ask for the check and nod but instead they bring us two more beers 081
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Beaches here are okay, they’d be a lot better if they got some fuckin shibumi action going 160
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026me on vacation in brazil (very wise), laughing at the people on vacation in dubai (very dumb): haha 062
Reposted by idiotspooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026every person in boston seeing this and going yeah that's fuckin right put him up there 0131
Reposted by idiotspooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 02/03/2026the Iraq and Afghanistan wars were woke and gay but not this one you see 1283
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i can hear the favelas absolutely blasting lil jon all the way from my hotel…i’m home 030
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026adding brazil to my list of countries with a Dudes Hanging Out-based economy 080
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026just got on the plane, time to open up my laptop and fire up my favorite comfort movie: showgirls 160
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I somehow got into an Ethiad lounge at the airport and i need everyone to know i have never said anything bad about the semi-constitutional monarchy of the United Arab Emirates in my life 040
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026i’m going to brazil next week, sorry in advance because i’m gonna post about it a lot once im there 040
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I love hanging out with bartenders while they work because they’re always like “i don’t make enough money here, i gotta pick up some extra shifts” and the second someone else walks into the bar they’re like “ugh 🙄 was hoping for a quiet night” i feel that 020
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 20/02/2026told my wife that alysa liu didn't live through 9/11 and she got mad at me 070
Reposted by idiot💀spooky eunuch™🕸️ @dommedeluise.bsky.social · 09/02/2026no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita 233663880
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026okay italy, enough with the musical theater shit, this is what we have eurovision for 080
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Telling everyone I know that I just bought a milking stool and then asking them what they thought I meant after I show them this 0154
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Was curious what Hapsburgs were still around and found one of them on IG who is a pretty normal 20-something instagram artisté that has a 800-follower black and white photography alt account called trapsburg 160
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026succession, adolescence, severance…every show now just an abstract noun 040
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026me at the corner bar with Butch the old south baltimore longshoreman who is always reading a paper and mumbling incoherently 050
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026yall we gotta raise the price of stamps, the bathroom situation at work is not sustainable 010
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026everyone inside this sheetz is only hanging on by a thread 030
idiot @bigdummy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025they dragged my ass to the office today because mail don’t stop baby, unrelated the gifts i mailed my family last week won’t get there in time so i guess they have a point 160
