iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

have the house to myself tonight, you know what that means: large ny style cheese pizza

snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it’s getting worse out there so here’s some free advice to fashion brands styling editorial shoots with horses: stop having models wrap reins/leads around their hands before someone loses an arm

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

my dad is trying to recommend a comedian to me but i looked him up and the first joke i saw is “kids don’t need helmets on bikes. clap if you’ve never worn a helmet.”

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

at the charli xcx show and my husband is listening intently to the between-set pa music. “is this a thy slaughter song? this is the most people who have heard this song at once” we love you ag cook

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

no being on this earth can tell me what to do except for my dog

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

listening to the spirit room by michelle branch

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

took about 45 seconds for me to realize the first one wasn’t called Straight Pregnancy

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

our ac has been out since last week. our landlord had someone come today but he wasn’t happy with their price so he didn’t have them fix it 🫠

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

my friend’s kid (4ish???) loves the song one last breath by creed. we listened in the car and he kept saying “i’m gonna scream” for the whole first verse and then he did indeed scream the chorus at the top of his lungs

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

wow lotta dorks upset about being called “spreadsheet people” - i’m over here with the hotties at the “email people” table where we all pretend to do work

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

trying to clean out the junk in our basement and found what appears to be a ziplock bag that my husband filled with his favorite rocks

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

if someone asks me one more time to use generative ai to make a “walkthrough video” i am going to scream

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Watching pop music

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

tried to run from the car to my front door yesterday during an absolute deluge of rain and lost a whole fucking flip flop to the rushing water in my street lol

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Nancy 7/24/26

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

we’re going to see his aunt mimi so he got a bath 🛁

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

my therapist and i both watch the same comfort youtube channel which is just a lady grooming dogs

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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

waiting to watch the odyssey until i'm on a plane

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

been a while since i got to spend time with this fancy looking thoroughbred show horse - everyone say hi to traverse. he is kind of mean 🥰😍

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

all of my recent Posts are about bikinis

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

i’ve said it once i’ll say it a million times: brazilians have perfected the thong bikini. everyone else is making thong bottoms that are somehow both a thong and a diaper. eNOUGH!

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

just booked a girls trip to miami for march 2027 so at least we have that to live for

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

the side eye the dog gives me when i don’t want to go the route he’s decided he wants to go

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Horse 🐴 playing with pups

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Metro North Capital @metronorthcapital.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

What a wonderful day for discourse.

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

my husband just genuinely asked me who penelope cruz is

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

seems cruel to make the french go to philadelphia. “je voudrais un steak au fromage” okay buddy

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

new vocal stim is the way the telemundo announcers say PARAGUAY

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

girls will be like “that’s my best friend” and it’s just the lesson horse that is sick of her shit (im girls)

grey fleabitten horse giving me side eye

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kelsie @kelsie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 29/06/2026

my husband: “do you feel like a corn dog and a kebab are cousins?”

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

♋️ cancers…… i love u

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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 21/06/2026

"Welcome to Kansas City, where Ecuador has struggled to score against Curaçao." Meanwhile, across town, Samantha was also struggling with curaçao, and she, too, was trying to score

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

it’s 82 degrees. i’m sitting by the pool drinking an orange crush with my ass out. this is living!!!

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

thinking about the hot waitress at the dockside crab house that had back-of-thigh tattoos that said NO REGRETS, NO SHAME. i hope she’s well

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

i wish i was home with my dog

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

if you look closely you’ll see a little blep

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

they don’t tell you this but miniature horses and really short ponies are demons

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

thinking about my dad getting upset that “pride days” aren’t on the calendar. too hard to explain to him every city does a different pride weekend. can someone make my dad a calendar of each city’s pride celebration so he can honor them accordingly

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snaffle roan @kaaaren.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

gus did great besides seeing a tortoise in the waiting room which was extremely disturbing for him

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