Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialTim @timzhu.io · 03/10/2026You're basically Napoleon if you can make entire organization(s) get on the same database 1170699
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you’re bitching to the UN about a Twitch streamer it’s safe to say your PR battle has taken the biggest of L’s 653015329
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026op-ed columnists should have to submit to an annual quiz of some basic facts about the world and be fired if they fail 924217428
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media. if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick. 474699749
bigbirdjones.bsky.social @bigbirdjones.bsky.social · 04/06/2026To the tune of 'Red Solo Cup': Long water lines. Robbing you blind. Big Soccer Riot Big Soccer Riot Woodstock Nine Nine I think it's time Big Soccer Riot Big Soccer Riot 000
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Hello I am the president of a country whose economy depends on consumer spending. My two major initiatives so far have been a sales tax on everything and then a war that sent all prices skyrocketing 535796868
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/05/2026running the government like a business just doesn't make any sense. where does the bailout come from 219522
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026has the new york times ever thought about doing a focus group with someone who has read a book 1686412675
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/04/2026More deliberate courage and conviction in one man than the entire diaspora of institutional journalists roaming Washington today. 12681173
bigbirdjones.bsky.social @bigbirdjones.bsky.social · 15/04/2026You gotta be shitting me, The guy running SANTACON was skimming off the top the whole fucking time?! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/n...nytimes.comSantaCon Leader Ran His Own $1 Million Con Game, U.S. Says 000
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The time honored capitalistic trend of gradually making your product shittier and shittier until you can debut the original as a new product 301142172
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Israel is distinctly unpopular with the Democratic base and pretty unpopular with independents. this should help clarify that Newsom isn’t trying to move away from *unpopular* lefty positions, he’s trying to abandon the left entirely 692912572
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files 582139204308
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026this stuff doesn’t even phase me anymore. at least once a year i get a letter that amounts to “hello, it’s FuelCorp - in 2017 you used one of our gas pumps. your social security number is now on the dark web.” 271400179
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2026when all the lies are told and forgot, the truth will be there yet. 267762
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026the most important thing in 2028 is electing someone who is a true believer in the project of dismantling right-wing power. if you don't get that, then nothing else will matter very much. 12469481081
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/01/2026that NYT op ed about how the resistance libs were right is premise-level maddening. gee if only we could identify some legacy media outlet getting its clicks off by publishing a bunch of contrarian shit that said the opposite 436817
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/11/2025i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair. 543267430
bigbirdjones.bsky.social @bigbirdjones.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Be forewarned, it's a known issue. Apologies in advance. 010
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 18/06/2025When I was 15 I wrote an entire semester’s worth of a composition notebook journal on KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN in three hours the morning it was due and I got an A and extra points for my creativity — plz don’t stop yourself from developing those skills, like I am serious. I use that shit today lol. 525847
bigbirdjones.bsky.social @bigbirdjones.bsky.social · 24/05/2025"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn LITERAL." 080
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 04/04/2025"Have you tried politely barging into the CEO's home at supper time and handing them your resume?" - Boomers 1222426
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23/03/2025without encouraging any theorizing beyond the evidence available this is a story people should keep an eye on 403348690
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialonion person @junlper.beer · 13/03/2025i love when the vibe of the country is “extreme fear” 847385629
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 11/03/2025This letter appeared in the Bloomsburg PA Press Enterprise this morning. I am assured the writer is who he purports to be, an Air Force veteran. 1063261909574
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialCat! Girl @crimsonbreeze.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Combining the arts of bedrotting and job applications into one demoralizing combination, yahoo 1141
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialbrie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 27/02/2025i like how the prank of rickrolling was just making somebody listen to a popular and generally well liked song. like, haha, made you listen to one of the 80’s best pop hits, you loser 1506507774
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far 723356467
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/02/2025🔥 “Wake the hell up.” Former RNC chair @michaelsteele.bsky.social goes in on Elon’s infiltration into the federal government, accessing everyone’s personal info 31179822796
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.social🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I think a big problem for the mainstream media explaining stuff is that they're unwilling to cover the fact, in plain language, that like three quarters of the modern online rights thoughtleaders spend 35 hours a week cry-masturbating to assorted "[white woman] ruthlessly bred by Black bulls" videos 221222168
bigbirdjones.bsky.social @bigbirdjones.bsky.social · 05/02/2025It's official, we're turning Gaza into Sun City. 010
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem 558442466877
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Get them out of government. Most not old enough to be elected to anything. One suspects they are part of Musk’s gaming posse. 971188303975
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialJason Gore @jasongore.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I don’t know, guys. Call me crazy. But maybe someone should arrest Musk? You know, because has has NO OFFICIAL POWER to do anything that he’s doing? Ah nah, nevermind. You’re right. Nothing to see here. nymag.com/intelligence...nymag.comElon Musk May Have Your Social Security NumberThe billionaire and his DOGE agents were reportedly granted full access to the Treasury’s federal payments system, and nobody knows to what end. 1133
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialthe ben keeps the flores @limitlessjest.bsky.social · 28/01/2025market-sustaining spending boom is such a good way to say bubble 232336
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over 417319435649
Reposted by @bigbirdjones.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/01/2025elon musk getting facial hair plugs so he can grow the mustache 435938
