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Dame Bibi Lynch

@bibilynch.bsky.social
581 followers 207 following 3.2K posts

Writer. Broadcaster. Shorterer. Hove/Soho/Hoho/Bobo bibilynch.com

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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 50m
This seems important:
Graffiti in West Denton UK I nicked off Reddit alleging that "Anneka Rice builds forts with the cushions in B&M".
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David Emmett @motomatters.com · 15h
I remember seeing years ago on Twitter a video of a street fight where one fella was strutting around doing tricks, high kicks, cartwheels before he engaged, trying to intimidate with his flash fighting skills. His opponent decked him with one punch. Reminds me a lot of Hegseth. Peak loser shit
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underdog67 @underdog67.bsky.social · 16h
The Tories folllowing the Trump doctrine. Who’d have thought?
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 16h
I of course have a Dame Esther Rantzen story… I was an audience guest on her show Esther many many years ago. (I think the subject was something about dating. Naturally.) Esther asked me a question. I answered. She asked the audience another question. Silence.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19h
Just let an old girl get on the bus before me. No ‘Thanks’ — but the filthiest look. So I’m afraid I’m going to trip her up as she alights. With love. #NeverTooOldToLearnALesson
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NN, losers. Sweet dreams of me. Xx
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Paul Abbott @pablovich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, it happened, my indie/punk band had a conversation about pensions during practice tonight.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyway, I’m getting married. #ButtonSoup
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Danté Banks @dantebanks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Things you find while cleaning up your camera roll. cc @bibilynch.bsky.social
A tweet from back when Twitter was fun.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Finally* some post-based respect.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Found your Tinder, Insta
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I *know* I’ve forgotten something…
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
17:17!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To the right?
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Stuart Laidler @stuartlaidler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang there my verse, in witness of our love. And thou, thrice crowned queen of night survey, with thy chaste eye from thy pale sphere above, thy huntress’ name that doth my full life ensnare. These trees shall be my books and in their barks my every fuck I’ll character.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t even need to ask.😆
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Say ‘Hello’ to Pudding Rabbit!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw this near my building — and then this jumped out at me in a chazzer. It’s a sign: for me to get writing — or for me to get a haircut.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Niche kink.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘I’ll ‘ave what you’re ‘avin’.’ ICONIC. #OofOof #DoofDoof #Enders
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone in Hove fancy walking on my back?
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Turn left…
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
00:00!!! NN, losers. Xx
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the potato emoji is really impressive. 🥔
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
19:19!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🥓🥔🥨
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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am available for similar or better offers of work 😢
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
21:21!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today, in my favourite café, a handsome bloke started talking to me.  I showed off & made approximately 72 HILAAARIOUS jokes. ‘You’ve got a good personality’, he said.  ‘Are you saying I'm ugly?’, replied I.  And that, ladies and germs, is why I remain single.  Anyway, here’s my pudding. @ me.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Petition: Add gynaecological conditions e.g. Endometriosis to Equality Act 2010 Guidance petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: Add gynaecological conditions e.g. Endometriosis to Equality Act 2010 Guidance
We call on the UK government to include gynaecological conditions such as endometriosis, adenomyosis, fibroids, PCOS, PMDD, menopause & menstrual disorders as “impairments with fluctuating or recurrin...
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
17:17!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love Martin Sheen.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NN, losers. Xx
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White Mambo @urberwoot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
22:22 @bibilynch.bsky.social
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THEY’RE BACK!!!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
16:16!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
01:01!!! GOODNIGHT!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
22:22!!! NN, losers. Xx
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
21:21!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
20:20!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
19:19!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You ready? (You ain’t.)
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyway, the party was fun.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Was searching for one of my brothers’ numbers in WhatsApp’s Chats and accidentally clicked on Meta AI. Cannot stop laughing, bro.
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
11:11!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20:20!!!
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Dame Bibi Lynch @bibilynch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@ me
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