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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thinking about making this part of my PR process

A second grade worksheet. Large handwritten lettering says "some insect have two pairs of wings". Beneath, there is a box that says "thinking about my work" with tick boxes for "I have reviewed my work" and "this is my personal best"

bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I was thinking yesterday about how flintstones vitamins still exist, and it’s likely the only exposure kids have to flintstones, and then about how the flintstones was the only exposure my generation had to The Honeymooners. Anyway, I made this dumb meme

text "And yet a trace of the true self"
Photo of Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners on the left with an arrow pointing to a frame of Fred Flintstone in the same pose
Same photo of Fred Flintstone on the left with an arrow pointing to a photo of a box of Flintstones vitamins
Text "Exists in the false self"
Same photo of the box of Flintstones vitamins on the left with an arrow pointing to a photo of the vitamins themselves, including one with the same pose as the Jackie Gleason photo from the beginning.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

@recipe.exchange I added some recipes directly to my pds, but I can't figure out how to get the site to notice them. For example, at://did:plc:2b4ayik3bmqhyylgsadrn3mq/exchange.recipe.recipe/3mobv3yzieh2b Can you advise?

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

dholms.leaflet.pub/3mlegohgtps2... @dholms.at I'm reading through this series and really appreciate all the details and the careful explanation. I think you have a misspelling here: "reign in" should be "rein in". A Kafkaesque bureaucracy reigns in complexity. A good abstraction reins it in.

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Permissioned Data Diary 5: What’s in a Name?

In this permissioned data diary, we dive deep into the URI structure for permissioned data on atproto and use it to motivate a bunch of the larger design.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I have some questions about John Prine's song Angel from Montgomery. You know when it says "There's flies in the kitchen. I can hear 'em there buzzing". Are we sure about the spelling of "there"?

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Single origin chocolate laxative, write that down

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Every couple months I check in on the latest Adrian Chiles articles and I’m always absolutely blown away. These are all from the last couple months. The man is operating at an incredibly high level.

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When I want to feel loved, Ijust go to a hardware store
Adrian Chiles

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The best filing system? The one where every piece of paper goes in the bin
Adrian Chiles

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I can't stop pilfering from other people's plates - but don't even think about grabbing my chips
Adrian Chiles

I thought my pigeon curse was lifting. Then it took a darker turn
Adrian Chiles

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Whenever I floss after brushing I'm shocked at how much blood was stuck between my teeth and didn't come off with brushing

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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office. The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

it's wild his full name was entertainment entertainment cummings

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Who called it erectile dysfunction and not Mopey Dick

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Official MAHA Health Tips: - Beef irregulars (priced to move) - Kids die! Always have, always will - Doctors think there SO smart 🙄 - Seed oils ruined teen cock - Sludge / Runoff - You can wear whatever pants you want to the gym there's no official gym pants - Iced coffee... just seems weird to me

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

He's gonna put that on his dating profile.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Alexander Hamilton would for sure have been in the Epstein files

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

This is the kinda energy I'm tryna bring into 2026

A hand-drawn watercolored orange bear from the book "apple, pear, orange, bear". The bear is leaning to one side with one forefinger contemplatively touching his chin and the other hand resting on his belly". The bear seems to be saying, "who, me?"

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

@aaronfrancis.com , I tried to subscribe to your blog with an RSS reader, but it looks like the feed URL is broken: aaronfrancis.com/feed It's providing a "0" as the only content.

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Aster Vérité @aster-verite.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

1/ 🧵 Froggie vs. ICE: The asymmetrical symbol of a failing authoritarian state. You’ve seen the video. An inflatable frog at a Portland protest. Unarmed. Unbothered. Unapologetically absurd. And ICE panics. They fire pepper spray up a frog caricature's ass. The frog wins.

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derp, fr💀m 💀nline® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women dont like the vehicle.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

People concerned with super-powerful AI alignment might be better served trying fix more immediate problem of aligning billionaires with the needs of humanity

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Peanut butter AND jelly? In this economy??

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I am shitting in a railway station, got a ticket for my defecation, mmm

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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 31/05/2023

his palms are sweaty-o's knees weak, arms are heavy-o's there's vomit on his sweater already-o's

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Trader Joe's Crunch Cinnamon Squares are an embarrassment to the genre.

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Walked by an industrial yard and a guard dog barked at me. At this moment in the earth’s rotation the dog is at work and I’m wandering around like a wild animal.

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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Hey @repmoskowitz.bsky.social NOT IN OUR NAME a legal green card holder Who was a student of the university in question Exercising his 1A rights Shouldn’t have his civil rights abrogated because you disagree with him, no matter how shitty your politics are. That’s not how rights work.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I got that dog in me (I eat food off the floor)

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

This blog post is an amazing takedown. I remember writing a sudoku solver in Ada for an intro programming class. There was an assignment guide, but it just used a simple backtracking algorithm.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

In Jason Derulo's song "Talk Dirty", he says he has "lipstick stamps on my passport; think I need a new one." Does this mean A) each page of his passport is occupied. He will need a new book before he can accept more stamps, or B) as it is covered in lipstick, it is no longer valid identification

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Today, we were trying to get my 5-year-old dressed, and I said, "Look what a cute outfit your momma picked out for you!" He yelled and ran to hide behind the chair. Upon reflection, I would be *devastated* if someone said that to me.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Corndogs for my real friends. Real dogs for my corn friends

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis We fought for these ideals, we shouldn't settle for less

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

My 2yo responds to any "why did you..." question by saying, "because I wanted to". Today I talked with someone whose 4yo does the same but says, *shrug* "nobody watchin' me"

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Reading a transformers early reader book with my five year old and explaining how the real villain isn't the decepticons but rather an unjust system that doesn't prioritize healthcare for people.

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bgschiller.bsky.social @bgschiller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

More than ten years ago, at a software internship at Amazon, I responded to question about ordering lunch by saying, "no thanks, I made myself a sandwich". The Principal Engineer of the department told me, straight-faced, "Patrick Star made himself a sandwich".

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