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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I often wonder if the reason I'm not on my phone all the time is bc I had my 'internet' time like 20 years ago on the Old Internet and I just don't care like that anymore
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
obsessed with your Pyr. Here's how mine would react to a home gym
great pyr/Aussie shepherd mix on a couch on his back, belly up
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
all this just for tv to look like british tv in the 70s but high def..
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
we should have pushed against the film to digital hd upgrade the same way we pushed against Ted Turner trying to 'upgrade' black and white films to color
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
still thinking about the license plate I saw this morning that said 'GLIZZYG'
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
🙃🙃
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
ah, well
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
and she'll do it again!
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
why are they booing you, you're right (I am color blind and see yellow-orange)
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clay 🪴 @claypot.blue · 10/09/2025
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
We literally had a Night Vale plot about making clouds illegal so I'm glad Florida is continuing to make satire impossible
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
when u ban clouds
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 9
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
(F)unemployment again~*
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
The ol Roy Cohn
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Even if he didn't let's pretend that he did
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
literally no one would make me kiss their ass like this. if they could feel shame they would be highly embarrassed
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I live in Memphis, but use C Spire... I can't get in here if I'm on my data but wifi is just fine. Idk if it's because C Spire is MS based or what
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2025
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-p…
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
my only guess is that my phone company is based in MS and is using their cell phone towers? still weird
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
wtf @bsky.app I live in the middle of Memphis, TN but got this tonight when trying to open the app using my data
screenshot saying that Bluesky is blocked in Mississippi, but I live in Tennessee..
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 22/08/2025
Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook’s Vision of Island History hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook's Vision of Island History
ANIMAL VILLAGE — Nook Inc. announced this week that they would be initiating a review of Blathers Museum after CEO Tom Nook complained that it wasn’t…
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
lmao
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
still one of my all-time favorite albums. that opening synth to Run Away with Me immediately sets the mood for the rest of the album
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I hate The Andy Griffith Show for personal reasons but I'd say Barney is a bumbling idiot, and Peggy is a fumbling idiot. I do get the similarities though!
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Peggy is the best character in KotH. You're not meant to take her seriously because she takes herself too seriously
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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I’m Boyfriend
Headline: “Boyfriend Upset About Something American Government Did In 1970s” with photo of earnest white guy in a blue Oxford shirt mid-mansplanation
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
losing my house and my job at the end of the month 🙃
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
this is some of my favorite gengar artwork
Picture of Gengar watercolor art by Ken SugimoriPicture of Gengar watercolor art by Ken Sugimori
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
hate that the portlandia yt channel has delovled into just playing select episodes in a row instead of the whole series in a row
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
idk why so many people in the world are just.. haters. they hate everything for no reason other than people love it. this much contrarian thinking must be exhausting to them, and that's just... sad
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I was watching your newest video yesterday and my puppy was VERY interested in your cat
6 month old puppy sitting in front of a tv with a cat on the screen
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
On a long enough timeline, Lego will eventually make a set that is irresistible to you. That first satisfying little CLICK tugs a string in your amygdala. Before you know it, you find yourself suckin dicks for Legos in a back alley. The only way out is death.
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
life is a cabaret 🙃
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I hate it here
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
"it's Karen, with a 'G'"
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
New episode about the most transparently guilty man who ever lived. youtu.be/3huTBKq-rng?...
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The "Mysterious" Case of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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Maria Bamford @mariabamford.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Thank you, @marcmaron.bsky.social‬, for these kind words. I’m sending a lifetime supply of captains table for the kitties.
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
what if they brought back the colbert report
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BG 🛸🦦 @bgilbert13.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
"you can't pick and choose your favorite pedophiles" -my bf on the Epstein files
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
check out these guys
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is such a good goddamn idea
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
my son watched a single episode of 30 rock and now he wears a tuxedo to dinner and when we asked why he responded with "what am i? a farmer?
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 09/07/2025
A reminder: this is what's fuelling Elon Musk's racist text generation software over on the white supremacist website that major institutions can't stop using
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I know stuff is getting REALLY bad because mustaches are becoming popular again
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/07/2025
Every single humouring of Elon musk, every single time he has been gladhandled, every single time his horrible actions have been explained away as the result of being a "troubled genius" have led us here: a crazed billionaire with a Large Hitler Model deployed to hundreds of millions of people
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/07/2025
I don't think people realise how much LLMs are dependent on prompting and how fundamentally a sentence can throw them into disarray. You aren't really hardcoding anything either - it's entirely how the model interprets your prompt. A reckless and nightmarish thing to deploy at scale
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