j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I love it. It’s like Arteta watched Calafiori & said “yeah, this is what our fullbacks do now.” At one point, we simultaneously had 3 at the back & 5 in midfield, and 2 of the players were both Bruno G. 😂 110 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Question: if Zubi or MLS score tonight, does it count as a midfield goal? 110 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I enjoyed seeing Eze go with him then give up cos he just knew Max was going to score. 130 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 08/08/2026Who said these quotes: Gianni Infantino or a dictator? 😂⚽️🏟 2417 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 02/08/2026My cat has inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) & every now & then she lets off a fart that makes me question my own existence. 210 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You know how, when you wake up in the night & are drifting back off to sleep, your brain goes nuts? Well, I heard someone say “have you got my birth certificate?” last night. I haven’t, sorry. 000 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 29/07/2026You read everything in a Steve McClaren Dutch accent since his destroy & exit job at FC Twente. 010 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻Chris Barrett @mrchrisbarrett.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night Of The Living Dead 1297 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I see someone’s live-tweeting Mina Harker’s diary 18714 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Next year, I will be hosting a mushroom-growing competition. Please DM me your applications to join the Champignon’s League. 100 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I am ready bsky.app/profile/nath... 23510 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Having to work when all I want to do is consume Spain victory media is agonising.static.klipy.comKirby Devours a Huge MealALT: Kirby Devours a Huge Meal 020 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Looks like he’s about to go to a time limit draw against Samoa Joe in 2004. 010 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Just thinking of how good Kickette would be during this WC. *sigh* you can’t go back, but I wish we could. 110 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Read Kelly’s brilliant article. Includes the phenomenal line “they make me want to put my tits through a mangle”. 110 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The World Cup introduces you to experiences you never wanted, like seeing people who support the same club as you become insufferable cos they support a different national team. Really makes you think how insufferable all football fans must be to everyone else. Sorry, lads. 010 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026How do you have the sort of sleep where when you wake up you feel rested and full of joie de vivre and not like you fell off the back of a bin lorry 281327 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 15/06/2026People I’ve spoken to at work today; 6. Times I’ve brought up España vs Cabo Verde; 57. 330 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Woke up thinking about him. youtu.be/4WJOk7Vae3s?... VAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSyoutu.beMikel Merino 🇪🇸 VS Turkey 🇹🇷 | Hat-Trick Goals - Midfielder Individual HighlightsYouTube video by AAP 123 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Why is he GUESSING?! We’re not an unknown species 😂 100 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Based on the officiating in the World Cup so far, Gavi is definitely getting sent off at some point. 010 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻MattSaysHello @mattsayshello.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Why does the clock say 21 minutes when we’ve obviously been playing for 6 hours?! 05914 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Here’s hoping this is the best day of our lives. I’m ready to get hurt again, but I fucking love this team. COYG! 000 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Generational headloss from Atléti. Magnificent. 000 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻Billy Carpenter @billycarpy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026In his debut season, Zubimendi led Arsenal in line-breaking passes, topped Gradient's midfield rankings for duels + aerials, played all 38, had 9 G+A (all comps), and shared the everywhere-pivot role for the league champions and best defensive team in the world. Recency bias is a helluva drug. 1428626 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 27/05/2026TNT have posted highlights of the 2006 UCL Final, so I’m sad now. 000 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Poorly. Too hot & too full of adrenaline but WHO CARES?! #insufferable 010 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I had literally *just* looked at it on there when you sent that! 🤯 010 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Anyone got the clip of Saliba shouting “I LOVE THIS CLUB” into the camera? 110 0
Reposted by j e s s 👻Pete (beautifulgroan) @beautifulgroan.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Sky have every match on different channels, and on the Arsenal channel have not showed a minute from there since the final whistle. Let us choose. 59113 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Oh good, they’re going through them all again. SHOW. ME. ARSENAL. 000 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Strange of Sky to assume people who tuned in to watch Crystal Palace v Arsenal want to see any of this. We understand we can change the channel if we want to see this; show me the boys! 010 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Aw, that’s a real shame.static.klipy.comSnooki's Iconic 'So Anyway' MomentALT: Snooki's Iconic 'So Anyway' Moment 000 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026And that will continue after the game, obviously. 000 0
j e s s 👻 @beyourownjess.bsky.social · 24/05/2026When Merino comes on today, I am going to be *so* undignified in my celebration. 100 0
